Wow, fourth chapter. Dear you know who you are: I'll try to use as many of your ideas as possible in this chapter, okay? Thank you everybody!
Disclaimer: I still don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!
Chapter 4: This is Stupid
The gang all paraded to the nearest theater. They decided to see the movie called "Raiders of the Lost Banana". Joey had wanted to see it.
"Hey, girlfriend!" Pegasus was standing in the lobby. He had a pink dress on.
"Hey, sugar!" Duke ran up to him and they hugged.
"Um, what movie are you going to see, Pegasus?" Yugi asked, scared.
"Raiders of the Lost Banana." Pegasus checked his nails.
"Cool, let's sit together!" Kaiba hopped up and down.
The gang walked into the theater and sat in first row.
"Yugi, can I sit in your lap?" Kaiba asked.
"WHAT?" Yugi yelled, "why?"
"Because we're best friends and that's what a best friend does!" Kaiba attempted to sit in Yugi's lap, but Yugi pushed him away with all his might.
"Hey, You get away from him! Yugi is MY best friend!" Pegasus through a gummi bear at Kaiba. Kaiba plopped down in the seat beside Yugi.
"Hey, guys, where's Duke?" Tea' asked.
"What? You're not supposed to care about him! Only me! I'm breaking up with you!" Tristan yelled.
"Fine!" Tea' went and sat down by Pegasus.
"GET OFF OF THAT!"
Everyone turned around to the direction of the voice. Duke was up in the projector room dirty dancing with the projector.
"Duke, get down here!" Everyone yelled.
Duke ran down really fast with an usher chasing after him.
"Get out now!" the usher yelled.
"Oh, frisky are we?" Duke grinned. The usher hit him with a stick from nowhere.
"Oh!" Duke giggled. Duke turned around and chased the usher out of the theater.
Yugi didn't think he'd be able to accept this after all.
"Guys, I don't really feel like seeing this anymore." Yugi got out of his seat.
"No, Yugi!" Kaiba grabbed his arm, "but we're best friends!"
"Kaiba, we are NOT best friends!" Yugi screamed.
A random usher appeared out of nowhere, "if you don't be quiet I'll have to ask you to leave."
Yugi turned beat red.
"I HATE THIS!" Yugi screamed.
"Yugi, just sit down and be quiet!" Kaiba pulled Yugi back into his seat. Yugi crossed his arms and pouted.
"Yugi, you die now!" Bakura was suddenly standing in front of Yugi with his axe.
Yugi ran around the theater screaming.
"SIR! BE QUIET!" the usher yelled.
"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE QUIET WITH SOMEBODY CHASING ME WITH AN AXE?" Yugi screamed.
"BIG BROTHER!" Mokuba screamed and went and sat on Kaiba's lap. Kaiba started singing to Mokuba to make him fall asleep. Mokuba was snoring in a matter of seconds.
"TRISTAN!" Tea' screamed, "I STILL LOVE YOU!"
"I LOVE YOU, TOO!" Tristan screamed back. They flew at each other and hugged. They started rolling around the floor, crying.
"I'M A DOG!" Joey started barking.
"MOO!" Mai mooed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Everyone screamed at the same time.
The usher threw them all out at the same time. They landed in the street in a big pile.
"Let's go skating!" Ishizu suggested.
"Yeay!" Everyone but Yugi cheered. Yugi sat on the curb and sighed.
"What's the matter, Yuge?" Joey sat on the curb with him. Everyone bunched onto the curb with Yugi.
"Do you want my gummi bears?" Pegasus asked. He shoved all the gummi bears up his nose.
"No thanks, let's just go over to the skating rink." Yugi stood up. Everyone moved in a big blob down the street.
This time Yugi would take the saying "if you can't beat em' join em'" in to use.
Continued in chapter 5...
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