Disclamier- we/i don't own anything form artemis fowl or harry potter or the year of secret assignments.

well now i have to yell at Ariei cuz she says i will. hehe. Ariei u stupid!! the book that u quoted from that Hermione shouts is The Year of Secret Assignments. which is a very good book, and u never finished it did u? anyway u other people,i'm srry but Ariei is an idiot. i also quoted the same book she did, and i probably will a lot. i don't need to yell at Ariei for the chapter cuz i've already done that. :).

no here i would normally respond to the reveiws here, but first of that wouldbe weird because Ariei wrote the last chapter, i take no responibility for anything she wrote, trust me you don't want to know. secondly the only reveiw was me and that would just be stupid. Ariei, u idiot!! udidn't get any reviews!! u suck!!!! jk. don't hurt me.

o, u guys, if anyone is reading this, u don't have to wait till chapter 3 to know what the title means. i think that she is refering to the character in this chapter (Artemis) and her character (Draco). but then again she did name it and maybe i should let her explain. oh yeah and she did name my chapter cuz i couldn't think of anything.

hey this is kind of a fast update. don't expect all the updates to be this quick!!

Chapter Two: Romeo and Juliet

Artemis steepled his fingers together as he read the e-mail.

Dear Mister Artemis Fowl,

I would like to talk with you. If we could arrange a time when that would be acceptable when we could both have plenty of time that would be wonderful. I look forward to talking to you soon.

Mister D. Malfoy

Artemis was now seventeen. A year ago Mulch had mailed Artemis the gold plated disk; out of curiosity Artemis had read it, and as a result regained his memory. He thought, however, that perhaps he should leave the People alone for a couple of years. However, he wasn't of course going to sit idle. Despite his father's attempts to make him a hero, Artemis was still a criminal who believed in the Fowl motto, Gold is Power.

In pretty much the same way he had stumbled across the People, he stumbled across another hidden world, the wizarding world. There wasn't a lot about witches and wizards online, it seemed that they didn't use the Internet and technology as did the fairy people. However, after a while he had run across a girl who said she could help Artemis contact a wizard. The particular wizard that she knew had plenty of money she said. Artemis told her to have this wizard contact him and he would give her a sum of money. She nodded and said she'd tell Draco to contact him. He wondered for a second whether he should trust her, from when he talked to her he seemed to get the impression that her and this "Draco" were more than just associates, but she had denied it.

Dear Mister Draco Malfoy,

I would be pleased to talk to you. How soon would you like to meet? Perhaps would next weekend work for you? If not, then give me a date and, I could assure that I am free for that day. Where would you like to meet?

Mister Artemis Fowl II

The e-mail was as short and to the point as Draco's had been. Artemis thought for a second, yes he could quite easily get out of school or any other activity on any particular day.

"Domovoi, Juliet, I would like to talk to you." Artemis called through the house intercom. "I am going to meet with a supposed wizard, I would like one of you to come with me," Artemis said with a look at Juliet, they had become very, well, close lately, "or both of you, perhaps."

"We will both go with you." Domovoi answered quickly, catching the look on Artemis's face. He didn't approve of their relationship at all; though technically it couldn't really be considered a relationship since they weren't going out, just an occasional make out.

Artemis nodded. "I will inform you when I figure out when and where it will be."

"Is that all?" Juliet asked.

"Yes you can go now if you feel like it."

Domovoi stood up and held the door open for his sister. She sighed, stood up and walked out.

Artemis then emailed the girl, telling her that he appreciated having Draco contact him, and once he was assured that he was truly a wizard he would send her the money. He flipped off the computer and started downstairs to see if dinner was about ready, of course if it wasn't Juliet would give him something to eat.

"How's my little Arty doing?" Angeline said and she crossed Artemis's path and kissed his cheek.

"Mo-om, I'm not little anymore." Artemis whined looking down at his mother and wiping off the kiss.

"You certainly aren't," Angeline looked up at her son who now towered over her. "I just glad to have you home, I haven't seen you in a while."

Artemis had come home for his school's holiday, something about the founder of the school's birthday or something like that, so they had a three-day weekend. Artemis had to admit he was glad for a while away from St. Bartebley's Private School for Boys. He had kept forgetting to go to some of his classes last year and now they were getting all weird about attendance. Artemis didn't see why he had to go to the classes, he already knew all of the stuff and was bored out of his mind, though he had become quite apt at origami and paper airplanes.

Artemis walked into the kitchen to see Juliet working over the stove.

"Can you get me anything to eat right now? I'm kind of hungry." Artemis said sneaking up behind her and leaning over to see what she was cooking.

"Oh and what do you want?" Juliet answered turning around and meeting Artemis's lips with her own as her mutely answered he question.

.hey peole reveiw now!! i mean i was the only one who reveiwed for last chapter!!! Ariei doesn't suck that bad does she? yes Ariei has a dirty mind, mine is also dirty, true probably not as much and i don't like to dvertise mine because my dad goes through all of my stuff and if he ever got his hands on this story he wuld kill me.