Hangover Hell
Chapter Three: My Life, is Screwed
****** Stirring awake slowly, Rogue had just realized that she had slept in a sitting position up against a tree. She swore inwardly as she started to feel the cramps from sleeping in such a position.
She rubbed her eyes and saw her Cajun 'friend' standing before her with some fruits. Rogue smiled sweetly and got up. Her head was killing her so she brought her hand up to massage her temples.
"Ah Chere, you've finally 'woken from your beauty sleep. Fo' a while Remy was begginin' t'think that you'd be out all day," Remy smirked, handing her some fruits.
"Where exactly are we Cajun, more specifically whah(why) was Ah sleepin' on a tree?" Rogue questioned.
"Remy can't seem t'remember, but thinks dat it has sumt'ing to do wit' us getting' drunk last night." Remy explained honestly. Rogue groaned and took a bite of her apple.
After chewing a mouthful she looked up to Remy again, "So yuh have absolutely no idea where we are?" she asked hoping she would receive a good answer.
"Remy knows dis gen'ral area Chere, it'll take a while to get us t'somewhere familiar t'you though." He stated truthfully.
"Then what are we waitin' for swamp rat, let's go before I get a hundred year groundin' from the evil one" Rogue said exasperatedly getting up and try to drag Remy into leading them to the right direction.
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Jubilee woke up, crashed on a dump of bed, if you could call whatever she was sleeping on a bed. She had a migraine but forced herself to sit up. Her eyes drifted around the room and she saw that it really was like trash. In another raggy bed was none other than Bobby.
'Great, we got drunk and shared a room' she thought sarcastically. She looked over to Bobby who was still fast asleep and drooling. Suppressing a giggle she also thought, 'It could be worse, I mean at least we didn't go all the way, or worse.'
She got to her feet and ambled over to Bobby shaking him a bit. "Wake up Bobby. Bobby, do you know where we actually are?" She prodded
Bobby stirred a bit and grumbled something incoherent before he actually opened his eyes, "Jubes?"
"In the flesh" she replied jokingly, "Now do you have any idea where we are?"
"I just got *yawn* up, what do you think?" Bobby replied stretching his arms, "Hey why are you wearing my jacket?"
"Uh?" Jubes let out looking down and realizing for the first time that she was wearing his jacket. She blushed bright red, "Umm, sorry didn't realize that, here I'll give it back" she said beginning to take it off.
"Nah, keep it on, I like it on ya" Bobby smiled making Jubilee blush again. She dug her hands into the jacket pockets to try and keep herself busy so Bobby wouldn't notice the pink in her face and felt something.
She took it out a piece of folded paper but before she could unfold it and see what it was the door of their junk of a room burst open.
"How are our newest members?" A female voice boomed excitedly.
"Welcome to the brotherhood, yo!" Another came
"I left some food for your breakfast" A dopey voice also came
Jubilee and Bobby stared dumbly. Here they were in a shitty room being greeted nicely by the brotherhood? This was too weird.
"Huh?" Jubilee voiced out
"It's time for breakfast, I dunno if you guys do that in that mansion of yours, but it's a tradition here" Lance teased jokingly, "C'mon it's the least we could do for our newest members." He gestured for them to come out in a welcoming way.
"Sur-" Bobby began but Jubilee cut him off quickly
"Right after we get ourselves ready a bit, get changed and all, we just got outta bed y'know" She intercepted quickly with a fake smile.
"Sure, no probs, yo, we'll be downstairs waitin' for yas" Toad called as he bounced out of the room followed by all the other brotherhood members all except Wanda.
She flashed a smiled in their direction and said "Hey if you too love birds wanna make out or anything, go for it, those idiots can wait a while longer for breakfast" with that she gave a wink and went off but then turned around once more, "I'm probably the only one that remembered what happened last night" she added over her shoulder then walked off again.
Jubilee slammed the door shut looking absolutely mortified. "What the hell? We're members of the brotherhood!?" She yelled furiously.
"Hey don't look at me! I don't know how it happened either!" Bobby retorted, "And what do you think Wanda meant?"
"Will you stop changing the subject? We are so screwed! Don't you realize - Oh God why do I even bother!?" Jubilee shrieked throwing her arms up in defeat.
"Hey what you got there?" Bobby asked referring to the folded up piece of paper in her hands that Bobby noticed when she threw her hands up. Jubilee sighed then remembered about the piece of paper.
"Dunno, it was in your pocket" Jubilee replied unfolding the piece of paper. Bobby came over to see what it was from over Jubilee's shoulder.
When Jubilee opened it up, it was a marriage certificate, with none other than their names signed on the bottom. Jubilee gasped and dropped the piece of paper as her hands covered her mouth.
"Shit, this must have been what Wanda was talking about" Bobby realized
"Damn it, married and a member of the brotherhood in one night! How the fuck do we manage that!?" Jubilee cried.
"Guys, the food's getting' cold, yo!" Came Toad's yell.
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Remy came to a sudden halt making Rogue jerk backwards a bit. Rogue looked up to see Remy's face then frowned.
"Hey what was with tha sudden stop?" Rogue asked
"D-de Alcolytes Base, it's completely obliterated Chere" Remy whispered in shock, "S'nothing but rocks 'n' stones"
Rogue was confused but scanned the clearing that that Remy seemed to be staring at. He was right there was nothing but a huge mass of ruble.
"What do yah think happened to that Swamp rat? Sabertooth felt lahke(like) redecoratin' the place a lil?" Rogue joked lightly.
"Ah if it ain't the duo that wiped out our base" An Australian accented voice spoke from behind.
Rogue and Remy spun around and came face to face with the Alcolytes. The all had a smug, angry, betrayed but impressed look on their face.
"We nevah knew yah had it in ya Remy" Pyro continued, "Can't believe yah spoke to Magz the way ya did last night, you and the Sheila really hit the spot!"
"Huh?" Rogue went, completely confused.
Sabertooth grunted then spoke gruffly, "You heard the boy, you two completely annihilated the Alcolyte base, and now Mags wants you guys dead more than he wants to kill the human race."
Rogue and Remy stared at each other in surprise. Uh oh, this didn't sound too good.
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Kitty awoke again opening her eyes slowly. Unfortunately, this time, Pietro's cerulean eyes were staring right into hers. Embarrassed she quickly took her hands off him and phased out of the bed keeping some linen wrapped around her.
"Like eww, what was I doing in YOUR bed?" Kitty screeched hotly making her sound like it had been the most disgusting thing ever, even though secretly she had liked the feeling.
Pietro smirked, "Dunno, but you sure looked like you were enjoyin' yourself, but then again who could blame you?" he replied smoothly.
"Get over yourself Maximoff!" Kitty yelled, "Like why isn't this the Alcolyte's base or the Brotherhood house?" She went on when she became aware that she was in a completely unfamiliar surrounding.
"Well duh, do you think that a guy of my standards would live in that junk you call the brotherhood house? Also, I don't really see why I should stay in that disgusting base the Alcolytes stay in so I have my own house" Pietro answered not moving out of his bed, 'Damn, does she look HOT! No way, I did NOT just check out an x-geek'
Kitty growled in frustration and snatched her clothes from the ground, "Where's the toilet? I'll go put something on and then go"
"Aww. Leaving so soon Kitty?" Pietro sneered teasingly, "Wait a sec, err.. do you think that. umm. Me and you did it a-all the way. last night?" Pietro stammered realizing the high possibility of it.
Kitty flushed and looked down, noticing that she had nothing but that piece of linen covering her. The chances were almost 100 to none.
"Umm. Maybe" she choked out not waiting a moment for Pietro to reply, she had dashed out of the room.
"The toilet's the second door on your left!" Pietro called out. Kitty silently thanked him for telling her.
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A/N: Hehe, How did you like that, sorry that the Kietro part on this chapter was kinda rushed.. BUT THANKS SO MUTCH 4 UR REVIEWS!! Hehe, if you have any ideas or suggestions that you might like me to put in, go ahead, but I'm pretty sure I have the main parts of this plot figured out =)
LOL Jubes & Bobby MARRIED??? -AND- Members of the brotherhood!? Rogue & Remy DESTROYED the Alcolyte Base? Magz won't be too thrilled! And Pietro & Kitty . slept together!!!!!???? Uh OH. I spy lotsa drama! Hehe thx again 4 ur reviews, I'll try make the next update quick, all about their plans to solve their 'little' issues.
Chapter Three: My Life, is Screwed
****** Stirring awake slowly, Rogue had just realized that she had slept in a sitting position up against a tree. She swore inwardly as she started to feel the cramps from sleeping in such a position.
She rubbed her eyes and saw her Cajun 'friend' standing before her with some fruits. Rogue smiled sweetly and got up. Her head was killing her so she brought her hand up to massage her temples.
"Ah Chere, you've finally 'woken from your beauty sleep. Fo' a while Remy was begginin' t'think that you'd be out all day," Remy smirked, handing her some fruits.
"Where exactly are we Cajun, more specifically whah(why) was Ah sleepin' on a tree?" Rogue questioned.
"Remy can't seem t'remember, but thinks dat it has sumt'ing to do wit' us getting' drunk last night." Remy explained honestly. Rogue groaned and took a bite of her apple.
After chewing a mouthful she looked up to Remy again, "So yuh have absolutely no idea where we are?" she asked hoping she would receive a good answer.
"Remy knows dis gen'ral area Chere, it'll take a while to get us t'somewhere familiar t'you though." He stated truthfully.
"Then what are we waitin' for swamp rat, let's go before I get a hundred year groundin' from the evil one" Rogue said exasperatedly getting up and try to drag Remy into leading them to the right direction.
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Jubilee woke up, crashed on a dump of bed, if you could call whatever she was sleeping on a bed. She had a migraine but forced herself to sit up. Her eyes drifted around the room and she saw that it really was like trash. In another raggy bed was none other than Bobby.
'Great, we got drunk and shared a room' she thought sarcastically. She looked over to Bobby who was still fast asleep and drooling. Suppressing a giggle she also thought, 'It could be worse, I mean at least we didn't go all the way, or worse.'
She got to her feet and ambled over to Bobby shaking him a bit. "Wake up Bobby. Bobby, do you know where we actually are?" She prodded
Bobby stirred a bit and grumbled something incoherent before he actually opened his eyes, "Jubes?"
"In the flesh" she replied jokingly, "Now do you have any idea where we are?"
"I just got *yawn* up, what do you think?" Bobby replied stretching his arms, "Hey why are you wearing my jacket?"
"Uh?" Jubes let out looking down and realizing for the first time that she was wearing his jacket. She blushed bright red, "Umm, sorry didn't realize that, here I'll give it back" she said beginning to take it off.
"Nah, keep it on, I like it on ya" Bobby smiled making Jubilee blush again. She dug her hands into the jacket pockets to try and keep herself busy so Bobby wouldn't notice the pink in her face and felt something.
She took it out a piece of folded paper but before she could unfold it and see what it was the door of their junk of a room burst open.
"How are our newest members?" A female voice boomed excitedly.
"Welcome to the brotherhood, yo!" Another came
"I left some food for your breakfast" A dopey voice also came
Jubilee and Bobby stared dumbly. Here they were in a shitty room being greeted nicely by the brotherhood? This was too weird.
"Huh?" Jubilee voiced out
"It's time for breakfast, I dunno if you guys do that in that mansion of yours, but it's a tradition here" Lance teased jokingly, "C'mon it's the least we could do for our newest members." He gestured for them to come out in a welcoming way.
"Sur-" Bobby began but Jubilee cut him off quickly
"Right after we get ourselves ready a bit, get changed and all, we just got outta bed y'know" She intercepted quickly with a fake smile.
"Sure, no probs, yo, we'll be downstairs waitin' for yas" Toad called as he bounced out of the room followed by all the other brotherhood members all except Wanda.
She flashed a smiled in their direction and said "Hey if you too love birds wanna make out or anything, go for it, those idiots can wait a while longer for breakfast" with that she gave a wink and went off but then turned around once more, "I'm probably the only one that remembered what happened last night" she added over her shoulder then walked off again.
Jubilee slammed the door shut looking absolutely mortified. "What the hell? We're members of the brotherhood!?" She yelled furiously.
"Hey don't look at me! I don't know how it happened either!" Bobby retorted, "And what do you think Wanda meant?"
"Will you stop changing the subject? We are so screwed! Don't you realize - Oh God why do I even bother!?" Jubilee shrieked throwing her arms up in defeat.
"Hey what you got there?" Bobby asked referring to the folded up piece of paper in her hands that Bobby noticed when she threw her hands up. Jubilee sighed then remembered about the piece of paper.
"Dunno, it was in your pocket" Jubilee replied unfolding the piece of paper. Bobby came over to see what it was from over Jubilee's shoulder.
When Jubilee opened it up, it was a marriage certificate, with none other than their names signed on the bottom. Jubilee gasped and dropped the piece of paper as her hands covered her mouth.
"Shit, this must have been what Wanda was talking about" Bobby realized
"Damn it, married and a member of the brotherhood in one night! How the fuck do we manage that!?" Jubilee cried.
"Guys, the food's getting' cold, yo!" Came Toad's yell.
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Remy came to a sudden halt making Rogue jerk backwards a bit. Rogue looked up to see Remy's face then frowned.
"Hey what was with tha sudden stop?" Rogue asked
"D-de Alcolytes Base, it's completely obliterated Chere" Remy whispered in shock, "S'nothing but rocks 'n' stones"
Rogue was confused but scanned the clearing that that Remy seemed to be staring at. He was right there was nothing but a huge mass of ruble.
"What do yah think happened to that Swamp rat? Sabertooth felt lahke(like) redecoratin' the place a lil?" Rogue joked lightly.
"Ah if it ain't the duo that wiped out our base" An Australian accented voice spoke from behind.
Rogue and Remy spun around and came face to face with the Alcolytes. The all had a smug, angry, betrayed but impressed look on their face.
"We nevah knew yah had it in ya Remy" Pyro continued, "Can't believe yah spoke to Magz the way ya did last night, you and the Sheila really hit the spot!"
"Huh?" Rogue went, completely confused.
Sabertooth grunted then spoke gruffly, "You heard the boy, you two completely annihilated the Alcolyte base, and now Mags wants you guys dead more than he wants to kill the human race."
Rogue and Remy stared at each other in surprise. Uh oh, this didn't sound too good.
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Kitty awoke again opening her eyes slowly. Unfortunately, this time, Pietro's cerulean eyes were staring right into hers. Embarrassed she quickly took her hands off him and phased out of the bed keeping some linen wrapped around her.
"Like eww, what was I doing in YOUR bed?" Kitty screeched hotly making her sound like it had been the most disgusting thing ever, even though secretly she had liked the feeling.
Pietro smirked, "Dunno, but you sure looked like you were enjoyin' yourself, but then again who could blame you?" he replied smoothly.
"Get over yourself Maximoff!" Kitty yelled, "Like why isn't this the Alcolyte's base or the Brotherhood house?" She went on when she became aware that she was in a completely unfamiliar surrounding.
"Well duh, do you think that a guy of my standards would live in that junk you call the brotherhood house? Also, I don't really see why I should stay in that disgusting base the Alcolytes stay in so I have my own house" Pietro answered not moving out of his bed, 'Damn, does she look HOT! No way, I did NOT just check out an x-geek'
Kitty growled in frustration and snatched her clothes from the ground, "Where's the toilet? I'll go put something on and then go"
"Aww. Leaving so soon Kitty?" Pietro sneered teasingly, "Wait a sec, err.. do you think that. umm. Me and you did it a-all the way. last night?" Pietro stammered realizing the high possibility of it.
Kitty flushed and looked down, noticing that she had nothing but that piece of linen covering her. The chances were almost 100 to none.
"Umm. Maybe" she choked out not waiting a moment for Pietro to reply, she had dashed out of the room.
"The toilet's the second door on your left!" Pietro called out. Kitty silently thanked him for telling her.
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A/N: Hehe, How did you like that, sorry that the Kietro part on this chapter was kinda rushed.. BUT THANKS SO MUTCH 4 UR REVIEWS!! Hehe, if you have any ideas or suggestions that you might like me to put in, go ahead, but I'm pretty sure I have the main parts of this plot figured out =)
LOL Jubes & Bobby MARRIED??? -AND- Members of the brotherhood!? Rogue & Remy DESTROYED the Alcolyte Base? Magz won't be too thrilled! And Pietro & Kitty . slept together!!!!!???? Uh OH. I spy lotsa drama! Hehe thx again 4 ur reviews, I'll try make the next update quick, all about their plans to solve their 'little' issues.