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Chapter 1
Jessica groggily stirred from her sleep, remembering the events of the previous night as it flashed through her head. Groaning to herself, she sat up shakily on her bed. Squinting, she glanced around the room; clothes were strewn everywhere and some furniture was knocked over, to say the place looked like a hell hole would have been an understatement. Jessica swung her legs over the side of her bed, attempting to stand. After finally getting up, she wobbled over to her bedroom door and walked out into the upper hall. Leaning against one of the wall for support, she dragged herself along it until finally making it to the bathroom. Where she proceeded to, slowly slide down until she hit the floor. Resting her head on top of her knees as she leaned forward, she sat for a second until she blanched and hurriedly moved over to the toilet bowl, and the contents of her stomach were emptied.
"God," Jessica moaned, pulling herself back, now covered in a light layer of sweat. Reaching up, she wiped at her eyes, as they filled with moisture. There really was nothing like heaving out the things in your stomach to make you feel that little bit better; after of course feeling so disgustingly vile.
Unsteadily she made her way out of the bathroom, and brace herself against the wall with a shaking hand, before making her way back to the bedroom. Making her way to her bed, Jessica grimaced, as her mobile vibrated loudly, on the bedside cabinet nearest her. Silently wishing to herself, that she could do nothing more than fling the offending piece of technology out of her second story window. Picking it up, she dropped down onto the bed as she answered it.
"Yeah?"
"Hey Jess," was the response.
"Chris hi," Jessica answered.
"How are you?" Chris wondered on the other end.
"Oh you know, I'm fine," she told him. "Nothing wrong here. What about you baby? How's work?" she asked, trying and hoping she sounded interested, but was just actually wishing he would get off of the phone.
"Pretty much the same as it always is hon; getting practice in, preforming for the crowds, hanging with Christian and Steph, and of course missing you babe," he told her with affection.
"Love, you're just the cutest, thinking about me," Jessica told him with false sentiment. "I miss you too," which was a lie, without him here, she did whatever she wanted, not having him bother her, it was a pretty sweet deal, she thought. "I wish you were here though with me, we could cuddle and stuff," she finished off.
"Well, Jess I'm actually at the front door right now," he told her happily.
The horror that covered her face in that instant, could only be classed as comical. "What?!" she screeched into the phone on the verge of a full blown panic, and almost rivalling Stephanie for her crown for Screech Queen. He couldn't be, she yelled to herself, not when...
"Chill babe, I'm joking, I'm at the Hotel," he told her with an amused tone. "I have a flight booked for tonight, that should most likely get me home to you early tomorrow morning," Chris explained giving her the details. "I was just checking in with you like always,"
"Chris, you are an asshole!" Jessica exclaimed relieved. That was too close.
"What you didn't get time to clean up from last nights big blow out?" he asked her jokingly.
"Don't be ridiculous!" she laugh nervously. If he knew, if only he knew. "I need to make the place look good don't I? What kind of wife would I be if all I did was sit around all day eating junk and getting fat? Jessica asked.
"Not mine, that's for sure," Chris replied teasingly.
"That's mean," she answered.
"I know, they can't always be as sexy as me huh?" Chris retorted. "Well sugar, Steph's bugging me here, to do who knows what, so I gotta go. Love you,"
"Love you too,"
Flopping back onto the mattress she breathed a sigh of relief, finally glad that it was over with. Her heart had almost stopped when he had said he was at their front door. That would not do, not one bit.
"Husband?" was the question that filled the otherwise quiet room.
Looking to her right Jessica groaned inwardly. She had got to stop doing this. "You're up," she said stating the obvious.
"Well, I'm quite partial to the ear drums lady, which were ready to quit on me when you decided to get all screechy on me," he told her.
"I am not screechy!" she stressed.
"Beg to differ Jane, I'm pretty sure the dogs from five blocks away heard you,"
"Jane?" Jessica questioned.
"That is your name right?" he wondered. "I mean, when you were all over me I could've sworn that's what you said. Well between the moans and stuff,"
"My name is not Jane," she answered with distaste. "It's Jessica,"
"Jane, Jessica, Jennifer, it's all the same," he replied as he stood up from the bed.
"What are you going?" Jessica questioned.
"Getting dressed," the man stated like it was an obvious fact. "I got what I wanted. You didn't actually expect me to stay around did you?"
"No, I usually wake up and they're already gone. So as far as I'm concerned, you've already outstayed your welcome. So can you like move your ass faster?" she asked him curtly.
"Chill sweet cheeks," he told her with a throaty chuckle, while finally finding his clothes and dressing. "I'm going," he said while walking up to her. Stopping in front of her he leaned down and kissed her on the mouth. "Thanks for last night,"
"Well, you know you could stay a little longer," Jessica told him, with a seductive smile.
"Hmm," the man pondered for a second. "Nah, I'll pass. Lets not repeat the that again. Oh and by the way, enjoy the clean up." he told her with a smirk as he left.
Feeling deflated, Jessica sighed as she lay on the bed. Crap, she thought, not only did she feel like death warmed up, she also had a major hangover and she had to clean the whole house before Chris got home. Oh joy, she pondered to herself as she pushed herself up from the bed, just what I really wanted to do today!
Author's notes - I'm sorry that the chapter length isn't up to much right now, but as time goes on I am hopeful that they will get bigger.
I want to thank everyone who reviewed this story. Nina, Liz and Kay your reviews mean a lot so thank you. Y2J Chris Jericho - your review made me laugh, so kuddos to you for that.
I hope everyone who reads this chapter enjoy's it.
Chapter 1
Jessica groggily stirred from her sleep, remembering the events of the previous night as it flashed through her head. Groaning to herself, she sat up shakily on her bed. Squinting, she glanced around the room; clothes were strewn everywhere and some furniture was knocked over, to say the place looked like a hell hole would have been an understatement. Jessica swung her legs over the side of her bed, attempting to stand. After finally getting up, she wobbled over to her bedroom door and walked out into the upper hall. Leaning against one of the wall for support, she dragged herself along it until finally making it to the bathroom. Where she proceeded to, slowly slide down until she hit the floor. Resting her head on top of her knees as she leaned forward, she sat for a second until she blanched and hurriedly moved over to the toilet bowl, and the contents of her stomach were emptied.
"God," Jessica moaned, pulling herself back, now covered in a light layer of sweat. Reaching up, she wiped at her eyes, as they filled with moisture. There really was nothing like heaving out the things in your stomach to make you feel that little bit better; after of course feeling so disgustingly vile.
Unsteadily she made her way out of the bathroom, and brace herself against the wall with a shaking hand, before making her way back to the bedroom. Making her way to her bed, Jessica grimaced, as her mobile vibrated loudly, on the bedside cabinet nearest her. Silently wishing to herself, that she could do nothing more than fling the offending piece of technology out of her second story window. Picking it up, she dropped down onto the bed as she answered it.
"Yeah?"
"Hey Jess," was the response.
"Chris hi," Jessica answered.
"How are you?" Chris wondered on the other end.
"Oh you know, I'm fine," she told him. "Nothing wrong here. What about you baby? How's work?" she asked, trying and hoping she sounded interested, but was just actually wishing he would get off of the phone.
"Pretty much the same as it always is hon; getting practice in, preforming for the crowds, hanging with Christian and Steph, and of course missing you babe," he told her with affection.
"Love, you're just the cutest, thinking about me," Jessica told him with false sentiment. "I miss you too," which was a lie, without him here, she did whatever she wanted, not having him bother her, it was a pretty sweet deal, she thought. "I wish you were here though with me, we could cuddle and stuff," she finished off.
"Well, Jess I'm actually at the front door right now," he told her happily.
The horror that covered her face in that instant, could only be classed as comical. "What?!" she screeched into the phone on the verge of a full blown panic, and almost rivalling Stephanie for her crown for Screech Queen. He couldn't be, she yelled to herself, not when...
"Chill babe, I'm joking, I'm at the Hotel," he told her with an amused tone. "I have a flight booked for tonight, that should most likely get me home to you early tomorrow morning," Chris explained giving her the details. "I was just checking in with you like always,"
"Chris, you are an asshole!" Jessica exclaimed relieved. That was too close.
"What you didn't get time to clean up from last nights big blow out?" he asked her jokingly.
"Don't be ridiculous!" she laugh nervously. If he knew, if only he knew. "I need to make the place look good don't I? What kind of wife would I be if all I did was sit around all day eating junk and getting fat? Jessica asked.
"Not mine, that's for sure," Chris replied teasingly.
"That's mean," she answered.
"I know, they can't always be as sexy as me huh?" Chris retorted. "Well sugar, Steph's bugging me here, to do who knows what, so I gotta go. Love you,"
"Love you too,"
Flopping back onto the mattress she breathed a sigh of relief, finally glad that it was over with. Her heart had almost stopped when he had said he was at their front door. That would not do, not one bit.
"Husband?" was the question that filled the otherwise quiet room.
Looking to her right Jessica groaned inwardly. She had got to stop doing this. "You're up," she said stating the obvious.
"Well, I'm quite partial to the ear drums lady, which were ready to quit on me when you decided to get all screechy on me," he told her.
"I am not screechy!" she stressed.
"Beg to differ Jane, I'm pretty sure the dogs from five blocks away heard you,"
"Jane?" Jessica questioned.
"That is your name right?" he wondered. "I mean, when you were all over me I could've sworn that's what you said. Well between the moans and stuff,"
"My name is not Jane," she answered with distaste. "It's Jessica,"
"Jane, Jessica, Jennifer, it's all the same," he replied as he stood up from the bed.
"What are you going?" Jessica questioned.
"Getting dressed," the man stated like it was an obvious fact. "I got what I wanted. You didn't actually expect me to stay around did you?"
"No, I usually wake up and they're already gone. So as far as I'm concerned, you've already outstayed your welcome. So can you like move your ass faster?" she asked him curtly.
"Chill sweet cheeks," he told her with a throaty chuckle, while finally finding his clothes and dressing. "I'm going," he said while walking up to her. Stopping in front of her he leaned down and kissed her on the mouth. "Thanks for last night,"
"Well, you know you could stay a little longer," Jessica told him, with a seductive smile.
"Hmm," the man pondered for a second. "Nah, I'll pass. Lets not repeat the that again. Oh and by the way, enjoy the clean up." he told her with a smirk as he left.
Feeling deflated, Jessica sighed as she lay on the bed. Crap, she thought, not only did she feel like death warmed up, she also had a major hangover and she had to clean the whole house before Chris got home. Oh joy, she pondered to herself as she pushed herself up from the bed, just what I really wanted to do today!
Author's notes - I'm sorry that the chapter length isn't up to much right now, but as time goes on I am hopeful that they will get bigger.
I want to thank everyone who reviewed this story. Nina, Liz and Kay your reviews mean a lot so thank you. Y2J Chris Jericho - your review made me laugh, so kuddos to you for that.
I hope everyone who reads this chapter enjoy's it.
