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Dr. Johansen sat down in front of his next group of patients, there for family counseling. Seated in front of him was most likely the strangest gathering he had ever seen... well, except for maybe the "Why Can't We Just Be Friends" Drag Queen/Clown Convention... Oh, well, he was getting well paid for his time.

"You are the..." he paused to consilt his clipboard "Creed family?"

"My last name is Wagner." Kurt quickly corrected.

"All right the Creed/Wagner Family?"

"But none of the rest of us have the last name Wagner!" Mystique pointed out

"Yes, you are, Muzzer. You married Eric Wagner."

"He drove me out of town!"

"So? You still married him, and you never divorced him, so you're still a Wagner."

"But I don't want to be a Wagner!"

"Zat doesn't matter."

"fine..."she admitted in defeat "I'm still a Wagner..."

"Well, ah'm not a Wagner..." Rogue stated rebelliously.

"Actually, Rogue...you are, if my muzzer is a Wagner, and she adopted you..."

"Ah refuse to be called a Wagner." Rogue said, crossing her arms.

"But, you can't just say zat you refuse to..."

"Ah can and ah will, demon-boy, so shut it."

"Vhatever..."

Dr. Johansen cleared his throat. "Are we ready to get started?" Everyone just stared at him. "ok..." he noticed one person had distanced himself from the rest of the group. "Graydon, why do you distance yourself from the rest of your family?" He asked the loner

"Ohh...maybe because their power hungry freaks preying on humankind!!"

"Why do you say that, Grayd-"

"Oh, ah wouldn't listen ta him, Gaydon's just mad 'cause he's a reject." "What?"

"He's the only human in a family of powerful mutants, he's a reject."

"Well, at least I'm not a mutant freak!"

"Loser!"

"Freak!"

"Misfit!"

"Mutie Bit-" At the beginning of this remark, Rogue stuffed her fingers into her ears, and cried

"I'm not listening! I can't hear you!"

Mystique was getting frustrated. "You know this is all your fault, right?" She asked, looking at Sabretooth.

"What?" he roared in response "my fault?! You're the one who brought the booze!"

"but im not the one who fathered a worthless son!"

"YOU had him!"

"but hes got YOUR genes...i couldn't do anything about it!"

"Whatever... "

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