In the Dark
Part One
*Lights flicker and eventually falter*
Yusuke: Stupid lights… I HATE YOU!
Keiko: Maybe it's a good thing the lights went out Yusuke…
Yusuke: 0_o Are you coming on to me!?
Keiko: Yuh-huh! *giggles*
Yusuke: *sob* That's my job!
Keiko: Ew! What's that smell?
Yusuke: I didn't do it.
Hiei: Yusuke, here. *tosses Yusuke a flashlight*
*Flashlight pegs Yusuke square in the head*
Yusuke: Ow! What the hell was that for!?
Hiei: It's a flashlight Yusuke; it produces light. Idiot…
Yusuke: Let's see… *flicks on the flashlight* What is that smell!? Jin, did you open another bottle of your nasty 1896 gin?
Jin: No no Urameshi! I'm clean o' the stuff!
Yusuke: Like I believe that.
Kuwabara: Sorry Yusuke that smell's probably my fault… the hotel guys gave us whiskey and I just had to open it.
Kurama: That's not the smell of alcohol…
Jin: Then what is it the smell of, Fox-lad? Because my nose tells me it's the smell of 1436 whiskey. Ah a fine year for whiskey, gin too. Heh it's almost as old as I am.[1]
Yusuke: Thanks for the information Bilbo Baggins…
Kurama: That is the smell of burning demon flesh, Jin.
Jin: Burning demon flesh!?
Yusuke: HIEI! Who did you torch this time!?
Hiei: Uh… nobody…
Yusuke: You're a terrible liar Hiei. *turns light in the direction of the smell where a pile of ashes and a sign stand* "Here lies the purple-haired drunk idiot who I forget the name of. May he rest eternally as drunken ashes."!? Hiei!
Hiei: What?
Yusuke: Why did you kill Chu?!
Hiei: I'm only doing what the voices in my head tell me.
Yusuke: O_0 Voices?
Kurama: 0_O In your head?
Hiei: Yes.
Yusuke: Jeez. You are a freak Hiei.
Jin:♪ You take the high road and I'll take the low road and I'll be in Scotland before ya but me—♪
Keiko: ENOUGH!!! You're Irish you freak! The Scottish are your natural enemy! Plus you're drunk and tone deaf! SO SHUT UP!
Jin: Yes ma'am.
Keiko: Now as for the rest of you! Go find a light bulb and fix that light!
Everyone (minus Jin and Keiko): Yes ma'am!
*lights go on again*
Yusuke: Finally! Hey where did Chu's ashes go?
Hiei: The voices in my head told me to toss them out the window.
Yusuke: Now what are you doing?
Hiei: Playing…
Yusuke: With what?
Hiei: This thing on the wall. *jams finger in the electric socket and laughs*
Yusuke: Hiei! That's an electric outlet!
Hiei: It's fun! *laughs*
Yusuke: 0_o …
Kuwabara: I told you all he was a sick freaky dwarf- a demented Gimli!
Yusuke: He's more like Gollum…
Hiei: Yes we wants the ring… we wants the Precious… BWAHAHAHA—Gollum! Gollum! *jams finger in the electric socket again* What would happen if I stuck my tongue in there?
Yusuke: Hiei don't!
Hiei: Aw you're no fun Yusuke…*sticks tongue in the socket* *Zap!* Ooh… cool… look at all the pretty stars… *passes out*
Keiko: *leans over Hiei* Uh should we take him… to the hospital?
Yusuke: Nah. If he can control the strongest flame in the world then he should be able to handle an electric shock.
Kuwabara: Yeah. I'm with Urameshi- leave him.
Kurama: I don't know… I think we should take him to the hospital. He looks like he's stopped breathing…
[1] For those of you who didn't pick up on why they called him Bilbo Baggins for saying this, his line basically comes from on of Bilbo's lines in Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring.