In the Dark
Part Two
Hiei: *eyes open* Where am I?
Yusuke: The hospital. NEVER stick your tongue in the electric socket again! You nearly died!
Hiei: I did?
Yusuke: Yes! You nearly kicked the bucket!
Hiei: *blink blink* Sweet! ^-^
Kuwabara: Hopeless demented freak…
Hiei: Talking about yourself again, fool?
Kuwabara: Hey! Watch what you say-- *lights go out* -- Shrimp…
Yusuke: Oh great! The whole city has a power outage!
Kuwabara: How do you know?
Shishi: He looked out the window and saw that all the street lights were out.
Kuwabara: Hey look! It's the woman!
Shishi: I'm not a woman! I'm a man!
Yusuke: You're right Kuwabara! It is the woman!
Shishi: Yusuke, I am your father.
Yusuke: But you're a woman. It's physically impossible for you to be my father.
Shishi: -_-" You're a lost cause…
Yusuke: You know you're the millionth person to tell me that?
Shishi: Doesn't surprise me. Okay bye-bye now! *disappears*
(A few minutes earlier in the OR)
Doctor: Scalpel
Nurse: Scalpel
*lights go out*
Doctor: *filling out a death certificate* Patient's Name: Chu. Time of Death- Nurse?
Nurse: 8:45 I believe.
Chu: I'm not dead.
Doctor: We can't operate in the dark and considering you're halfway through a liver transplant you're as good as dead.
Chu: Guess I deserve this for drinking myself silly all the time. Crikey!
(Back in Hiei's hospital room)
Jin: ♪You take the high road and I'll take the low road—♪
Keiko: I thought I explained to you that the Scottish people are your natural enemy!
Jin: Let me finish me song! ♪You take the high road and I'll take the low road and I'll be in Ireland before ya but me and my true love will never meet again—♪
Keiko: Where won't you meet?
Jin: Uh…. *light bulb* *huge grin* ♪In the Irish city of Dublin!♪
Keiko: -_-;; I give up!
Yusuke: No sense in arguing with a drunk. No matter how dumb he sounds, so far as he's concerned, he's always right.
Jin: I'm not drunk Urameshi! I swear!
Yusuke: Okay then, walk along that line.
Jin: What line?
Yusuke: Ha! You are drunk!
Jin: I'm not drunk! The power's out ye dimwit! I can't see two inches in front of my face!
Yusuke: *crying uncontrollably* Genkai used to call me dimwit!!!
Kuwabara: Pathetic.
Hiei: Shut up moron!
Yusuke: *cries even more* She called me moron too!
Hiei: Yusuke! Just shut up! I'm the one who has roasted innards! I should be the one complaining!
Yusuke: It's your own fault! You shouldn't have stuck your tongue in the electric socket!
Hiei: You stupid humans keep too many dangerous objects around the house! Would you blame the idiot if he stepped on a hidden snake and got bit?
Yusuke: I told you not to stick your tongue in the socket!
Botan: ♪That's right, even sudden tragedies come. Looking good-natured without cause for suspicion. Don't complain. Just shut up and look up—♪
Yusuke: Why don't you shut up Botan!?
Hiei: ♪Hot the blood that drenches my body—♪
Yusuke: Haven't we had enough musical interludes for today!?
Kurama: No. The author's father wants another.
Yusuke: Great. Now we're taking requests?
Kurama: Oklahoma.
Yusuke: Okla--! Fine! I'll sing the damn song! ♪Oklahoma where the wind goes sweeping down the plain and the waving wheat can sure smell sweet when the wind comes right before the rain! O-k—♪ Help…
Kurama: What's wrong Yusuke?
Yusuke: ^_^;; I can't spell Oklahoma.
Kurama: It's spelled O-k-l-a-h-o-m-a.
Yusuke: Thanks ♪ O-k-l-a-h-o-m-a Oklahoma!♪