Harry sat in the chair opposite Dumbledore's. Dumbledore held out two pills, one blue and one red.
Harry picked up both and chewed them, making an awful face. Dumbledore looked surprised. "Wonder what eating both will do," he muttered.
"So," said Harry, after swallowing the pills, "What'd you want to talk about?"
"Did I ever tell you what your mother said when you were born?"
"No."
"She said, 'Oh good, I hoped he would get lucky in this life.'"
Harry looked away. Aw great, another speech.
"And do you know what she said when she was dying?"
"What?"
"She said, 'Tell Merill to swing away.' You see, she was going a little mental in her late years," Dumbledore explained.
"OK...so why did you call me up here?" Harry asked.
"Well, I have found...that you have been reincarnated from a chicken!" Dumbledore said.
Suddenly some music played in the background: DUN DUN DUN!
Harry, not caring, spotted some seeds. "Are those sunflower seeds?" Harry asked, pecking at the seeds. He let out another, "Brawwwk!"
Our Note: This chapter has spoofs about the following: the Matrix and Signs. Did you find 'em?