In the Dark
Part Three
Hiei: Feels so good to be out of the ICU!
Yusuke: Can you believe that hospital didn't have a backup generator?
Kurama: They did. It was broken. Strangest thing… they said all the parts were melted.
Hiei: *whistles innocently*
Kuwabara: You coulda really hurt someone shrimp! Do you know how many people you could've killed last night by melting the generator?!
Hiei: By my count- a hundred and twenty-seven.
Kuwabara: Looks like I need to teach you a lesson! *forms his spirit sword and swings it around, killing Chu- who was innocently strolling by- in the process* Whoops.
Hiei: *torches Chu's body with the Black Dragon Wave*
Yusuke: If there was any chance he was still alive… that chance is gone now.
Hiei: *hums the funeral march* Now where do we bury him?
Yusuke: Who says we need to bury him? You could just throw his ashes out the sixth story window again!
Hiei: Really? Awesome! I get to throw his ashes out the window!
Yusuke: No you do not! -_-;;
Hiei: But you just said—
Yusuke: I was being sarcastic.
Hiei: You were hurting others to make yourself happy?
Yusuke: ? *blink blink*
Kurama: That's being sadistic, Hiei, not sarcastic.
Hiei: Then what's "sarcastic" mean?
Yukina: It means he was joking, Hiei. *pleasant smile*
Hiei: Yukina….
Kuwabara: Yukina! What's up babe? So into my groove that you just had to come find the source of the rocking rhythm?
Hiei: Even if that made sense he'd still be an idiot…
Yukina: Actually I was trying to find a McDonalds, Kazuma.
Yusuke: *stifles a laugh* Hear that Kuwabara? She wasn't looking for you. She was looking for a fast food joint.
Kuwabara: T_T Yukina, baby, aren't you happy to see me?
Yukina: Well of course I am! I just wasn't looking for you.
Yusuke: (To Hiei) Yukina has a thing for Kuwabara, huh?
Hiei: *takes out his sword and slashes Yusuke*
Keiko: Oh! Yusuke! We've got to get him to the hospital!
(Hospital- 30 minutes later)
Yusuke: *wakes up* Huh? Hey! I'm still alive!
Kurama: But you're badly in need of a blood transfusion and if Hiei's your blood type, he's going to donate blood for you.
Hiei: Yeah but the chances of that are one in a hundred.
Nurse: *walks in* Make that one in one. Blood tests show not only are you the same blood type as Yusuke but they also show you're Yusuke's father.
Yusuke: Hiei's my dad!?
Hiei: I was wondering what I did that night I got drunk in the human world fifteen years ago. Hey! I have a son!
Kurama: And you almost killed him.
Hiei: *crying* What kind of father am I!?
Doctor: *walks in* You aren't a father, so far as we know. Some intern mixed your blood sample up with someone else's. We still haven't found out whose blood it actually is so, unfortunately Yusuke, we don't know who your real father is.
Yusuke: T_T
Doctor: But at least we have a blood transfusion ready for you.
Nurse: *hooks Yusuke up to an IV full of blood*
Yusuke: Hey! I just realized! We're almost done this chapter and the lights still haven't gone-- *lights go out* -- out…
Kuwabara: Gee thanks a lot Yusuke! You just had to press your luck!
Hiei: T_T I miss my son…
Kurama: You don't have a son!
Hiei: I know that but I miss my son….
Kurama: For a second time- you don't have a son Hiei!
Hiei: Aw but I want a son… Botan, will you give me a son? *gets whacked upside the head with Botan's oar* Ow… Keiko, will you—
Keiko: *threatening glare*
Hiei: Never mind. I want a son! T_T
Keiko and Botan: Well I'm not giving you one!
Hiei: T_T But I want a son… That's it! ^-^ I'm going on a quest to find myself a wife!
Everyone else: O_0