In the Dark
Part Four
Hiei: Time to find myself a wife! Let's search!
Yusuke: I'm not sure we'll find you a wife in the Pediatrics Ward.
Hiei: Hello? Ever heard of nurses? *drool*
Kuwabara: Well at least he's not completely a freak…
Yusuke: Aren't three fourths of pediatric nurses already hitched?
Kuwabara: Where'd you hear that?
Yusuke: Uh… internet? I don't know…
Hiei: Are we going to find me a wife or are we just going to stand around like hopeless losers?
Kuwabara: We are hopeless losers, especially you.
Yusuke: Yeah and besides, it's dark- the lights are out. It's not like we're going to find anyone in this pitch-black darkness.
Rando: *sinister laugh* Don't be so confident Yusuke…
Yusuke: Hey! Rando! How'd you get back to normal size!?
Rando: Moron. I reversed the spell.
Yusuke: *crying* Genkai baa-san called me moron!
Rando: Shut up and listen you idiot!
Yusuke: She called me-- Wait did Genkai call me an idiot?
Rando: LISTEN FOOL! That was my blood you just got!
Yusuke: Yeah. So what?
Rando: I'm your father, you fool!
Yusuke: Wow! Cool! I finally have a dad!
Kuwabara: A psychotic dad who killed ninety-nine psychics.
Yusuke: But this means I have a dad!
Rando: Had a dad! That last attack you used on me during Genkai's tournament killed me!
Yusuke: WAAAAH! I KILLED MY OWN FATHER! T_T Hey, wait… if you're dead then how did you donate blood?
Rando: Good question… O_o How did I?
Yusuke: Yay! I didn't kill my daddy!
Rando: I am dead! Or did you fail to notice the glow-in-the-dark halo!? *points to halo hovering over his head*
Yusuke: Now my brain is all confuzzled @_@;;
Rando: Great… *sigh*… I should have expected breeding with a human to result in such a stupid half-breed. Oh well, at least he's tough. Brute strength and street smarts aren't going to solve everything though.
Yusuke: Hey, what Febreeze can't fix, a gun can!
Keiko: Yusuke!
Yusuke: Yes ma'am!
Keiko: Strange… he never listened to me before….
Kuwabara: No one did Keiko.
Keiko: Then why do you all listen now?
Kuwabara: "Don't mess with the crazy woman or one day she'll just up and shoot ya."
Keiko: -_-* And if you want that day to be tomorrow, then keep talking.
Kuwabara: Huh? What? Whaddya mean? What day? *goes on questioning for 20 minutes*
Keiko: THAT'S IT! *pulls out a gun and shoots at Kuwabara* *shot misses, hits Chu, Chu dies*
Kuwabara: Oh my God! You killed Kenny!
Kurama: His name is Chu, Kuwabara.
Kuwabara: Oops. Oh my God! You killed Chu!
Keiko: But I… didn't mean…
Hiei: *torches Chu's body with the Black Dragon again* Problem solved! ^-^
Yusuke: What problem!?
Hiei: Uh… I don't know but it's solved! ^-^
Yusuke: Someone just shoot me…. *turns toward Keiko* I'm kidding! I'm kidding! Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
Keiko: You jerk! I just accidentally shot a man and all you can think about is yourself!?
Yusuke: Accidentally? Looked intentional to me…
Keiko: Intentional!? How dare you! I'd never do such a thing intentionally!
Yusuke: Well you just did!
Keiko: Did not!
Yusuke: Did too!
Keiko: Did not!
Yusuke: Did too!
Botan: Children! Knock it off!