Ok, this is a fic co-written with zupaluva (Tracy). It will contain mpreg and slash, and rape and incest (maybe not written yet but with my plans it will --evil grin-- Sorry if you don't like any of those Trace!)
Well, please review but no flames! They will be laughed and and ignored, dun like it, dun review it!
Dudley Dursley, age 16 and extremely overweight, looked away from his TV game for the first time that Summer's day. "Mum!" He yelled.
"Yes Diddykins? Have you got everything you need?" his mother, Petunia asked him.
"Where are we going?" He asked frowning, his 6 chins wobbling.
"We need to get you some new school clothes, you know that the other ones shrank in the washing," she said as she went to fetch her car keys
"I'm not going! I'm staying here!" He huffed and turned back to his TV game.
"But Diddydumkins! What will you wear? You can't go naked!"
"I'm not going!" he said again, folding his arms.
"But sweetie, we will get you some new video games as well! I thought you wanted some new ones!" she said after a while, clearly doing her best to convince him. He got up and Petunia smiled in victory.
"Coming?" she said as she started towards the door, only stopping to see if Dudley was coming. He waddled down the stairs when my one broke underneath his foot.
"Diddykins!" Petunia screamed as she rushed to his aid," Is everything all right? Did you hurt yourself?"
"I'm fine. Just get me something to eat!" He said angrily and she hurried off. He attempted to pull his foot out but it wouldn't come loose. When he got it out, he found that his shoe had come off. He waddled to the door of the cupboard under the stairs to find it
"Here you are, Diddykins," she said as she came back giving him a large plate full of food. Petunia then proceeded to dust Dudley off.
She then ran off to get a cloth to clean him; he put down his food and continued his quest for his missing shoe. But as he opened the cupboard door, he got the fright of his life...