The Rest of the Relentlessly Pointless Ride
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Anna, it's nice to know we have fellow Canadians on this site! Just don't repeatedly send in the same review, ok?
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The awkward silence that had been going on for the past 3 seconds stopped, as the students realized there was no point to the awkward silence, and more importantly because of the trolley lady...err, man....uh, come to think of it, something most likely in between the two, coming in.
"Hello mates! How are y'all today? I have a variety of sweeties and goodsies for you to buy!" The trolley mady(between man and lady) said.
"Ooh! Chocolate frogs! And Bertie Botts'! And the new Tha-bump-ing Hearts, loosening licorice, and Margarine Beer!" Exclaimed Ron.
"Oh good! I'm starving...Oh, and what are the new sweets supposed to do?" Inquired PMS-ing Boy. I mean Harry.
"They're some stuff Fred and George invented over the summer! Tha-bump-ing Hearts cause your heart to bump out of your chest, when a girl's near for guys, and vice versa. We got the idea from muggle cartoons because Dad brought home a muggle television, and there were these things called cartons or cartoons I think, where the person falls for a girl and his heart beats out of his chest, and his eyes go all heartsy. Loosening licorice contains some kind of a truth potion that Fred and George invented, so if you eat it, you keep letting rumours and everything you think automatically slip from your mouth. Oh, and Margarine Beer is like Butter Beer but it's sugar-free and low-calorie!" Ron bellowed.
"Oh nice! I was looking for a nice replacement of those saturated"
"fat full butter beers!" Crabbe interrupted Goyle.
So the group of children ("We are the Children" starts playing in the background. lol Mr. K's classes were awesome last year! sorry just had to say that) bought 10 saucer-fulls of each kind of candy(so that there's one for everyone, like Goyle said).
They decided to test each of the candy out, and some new other ones that Ron's brothers made him bring along, to see whether they would sell.........OOH! CLIFFY! OR SORT OF ONE! SO MORE OF A GENTLE SLOPE! GENTLE SLOPEY!