Tickle Me

A/N: Ya' know what? I wanted another chapter. So I said, I said...

"Kia, write another damn chapter, or I'll kick ya' ass."

Then Mia yelled at me. o_O; Yeah. Well.

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh.

Or Elmo. Or Elmo's world.

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Well. The plushie that made Yami go crazy was gone. Into the black darkness of the shadow realm. Yuugi was again upset. One, he spent twenty dollars on a plushie that said, "Tickle me, Homo." And Two...

Two was mostly because of number one. He promised Malik and Ryou some money, and he didn't have any. So the hikaris' settled for buying another plushie to annoy Marik, Bakura, and the Pharaoh with. Yuugi knew that this was war. Now, he couldn't buy ANY leather. And neither could Yami. Which made him angry.

You really don't see an angry Pharaoh every day in 2004 anymore.

Yuugi guessed that people aren't really used to seeing Shadow Duels and 3,000 year-old spirits. But then again, Elmo plushies that say "Tickle me, homo" aren't that common, either.

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Yuugi smiled and held out another plastic bag to his pal, Ryou. He had to...well...not BEG for money from Seto Kaiba...Yuugi thought he would like the idea...and he did...But that's a different story.

Ryou's brown eyes spotted a certain Egyptian boy with blonde hair walking up the road. He had his millennium rod in his right hand. He didn't look THAT suspicious.

"Malik, did you have to bring that?" Ryou sighed and saw Malik's eyebrow rise.

"Unless you wanted Marik to take over Japan, which I didn't think you wan—"

"We get it, Malik," Yuugi walked over and gave Malik a piece of paper. There was a flower on it. Yuugi grinned. "I drew that."

Malik rolled his lavender eyes and opened the note.

.:We'll have to get all of our yamis to the same spot and keep them there for a while. We can put the plushie in the same room. But the room has to be Anti-Shadow-Realm-y, or else it won't work. Tell Marik to come to the Kame Game Shop. We can keep them busy there. Come by tomorrow:.

"Yuugi, you know that note made no sense, right?" Malik smirked and stuck the note into his pants' pocket. "I mean, Anti-Shadow-Realm-y? Where in hell did you get that?"

"I wrote it two minutes ago, Malik. Give me a little break," Yuugi answered back. "Now, remember our plans."

Ryou and Malik nodded. Yuugi smiled again.

"Okay then. Tomorrow at my house."

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"What do you think our hikaris are doing, Marik?"

"Eugh. Probably plotting something against us," the psychopathic Rare Hunter replied. He and Bakura had decided to pay ol' Domino City a visit. It was all fun until the Pharaoh showed up.

"The damn Pharaoh. Who does he think he is, anyways," Bakura spat.

"The greatest baka in the universe," Marik smirked at that.

Bakura chuckled but was cut off by the phone. He stared at it, hoping the ringing would stop.

-Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring.-

Bakura started to glare at the phone.

-Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring-

Marik looked at the phone, then at the spirit of the ring, then back to the phone.

-Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring-

Bakura started to shake. "Damare-yo!" (A/N: I think that means 'Shut up')

The phone stopped ringing. Bakura slumped down onto the couch, his head still ringing from his outburst.

"Damn technology."

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Chapter 3 is the. . .

Big Plan In Action. xD