Tickle Me
A/N: Thanks to EVERYONE who reviewed!
Gives out some-sort of sugar-y item
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Here's chapter 4.
Hurrah.
Disclaimer:
I still. Don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, Sesame Street, Furbies, or Stewie's wonderful line from Family Guy.
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Chapter 4:
Big Plan in Action, and the Pink Furby.
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"No, no, no! Malik, it's supposed to go there!" Yuugi whined. It became clear to both Ryou Bakura and Yuugi Motou, that Malik Ishtar couldn't wrap paper around a Tickle Me Elmo doll.
"Well Im sorry, Yuugi," Malik snapped to the boy, making Yuugi laugh at Malik's try for a 'surprise-torture-item-thing-for-the-Yamis'. Or 'Stitfty' as Yuugi begged to call it.
Malik's head just sank, but he sighed angrily, throwing the tape and the roll of Christmas wrapping paper against the wall in anger. Ryou looked at the wall and saw a piece of it fall to the floor and break into fifty different pieces.
"Don't break my wall, Malik!" Ryou whispered in the Egyptian's ear. "I wouldn't hear the end of it from Bakura-sama." Sighing, the albino reached for the broom and swept up the wall pieces, as well as something...pink?
"Huuh? What's this?" Ryou asked, holding it up into the lamp light. Yuugi and Malik both turned their heads to see a pink furby with its eyes closed. Standing some inches away, Yuugi poked the Furby with a rather large stick that he got from outside on Ryou's cherry tree...more like a branch. (A.N: Yes. Now Ryou-san has a cherry tree.)
"Yuugi, did you break a branch off of my poor tree, again?!" Ryou yelled, glancing out the window to see his battered cherry tree sulking in the afternoon sun. Yuugi nodded sheepishly and continued to poke the pink Furby, until its eyes opened and in an annoying tone shouted, "Sunshine come out to play!"
"What the hell is that, Ryou!?" Malik yelled, taking about five steps back in shock and surprise. "Is it yours!?"
"No, I think its Bakura's!" Ryou said, stuffing it back under the couch. Malik returned back to his job, only to hear the annoying voice of the Furby again.
"Me hungry! Mommy feed me," the furby said, making Malik close his eyes, trying to become calmer. It wasn't working.
"Just ignore it, Malik," Yuugi said, wrapping his gift up still. They only had about ten to twenty minutes until Yami, Bakura, and Marik would return pissed off. They had to meet them at the Game Shop. "We don't have enough time left to kill a furby!"
"Can't I just send it to the Shad—..." Malik started, but received two stares from Yuugi and Ryou. "Nevermind."
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At the Kame Game Shop
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"Come on, Pharaoh. We won't wait for you all day," Marik snapped, waiting for Yami to finally reach them. Bakura had fallen asleep on the couch, his hard breaths still being heard from inside the living room. "How did you get like that anyways?"
Breathing in slowly, Yami told Marik all about how Yuugi gave him the horrid plushie that said in an annoying voice "Tickle me homo!", and then how Kuro put him in slow motion as Yuugi ran out the Game Shop door. (A.N – Oh I just couldn't resist. xP)
Marik just nodded, acting like he didn't hear a thing that the Pharaoh said. Kuro was a freak anyways, so that was expected of her. Marik then smirked and pushed Bakura roughly off the couch. A wonderful string of curses met Marik's ears but he just let it go and gave a psychotic grin to Bakura, who replied by sighing heavily.
They were staying here until they got the puzzle from Pharaoh Yami. Which could take a while? Okay...so maybe they'll just stay there until they get bored and want to go hurt some cute little animals or something. Nah, stealing the puzzle would be fun enough.
"Hey Pharaoh, want to play a little game?"
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Back at Ryou's House
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"Are you almost done with your gift, Ryou?" Yuugi asked, placing the red bow on top of his gift for Yami. 'The final touches', as he would call it.
"Yeah, I'm going to go see how Malik is doing on his gift, okay?" Ryou said, handing the gift for Bakura to Yuugi and walking into his somewhat large backyard to find the Egyptian boy. When Ryou found him though, Malik had a lavender bow on his hair with pieces of paper and tape stuck all around his face and arms.
"Having trouble, Malik?" Ryou asked, hopping up onto the stone wall where Malik was.
"Shut up, Ryou. Doesn't it look like I'm having trouble?" Malik said, pulling the tape and paper off of his arms. Malik winced at the pain and pulled softer at the tape, leaving large red marks all down his arms. Ryou just smiled and helped Malik finish, what looked to be a bomb inside of a package of wrinkled aluminum foil.
Just how Marik would like it.
Ryou carefully took out the bow on Malik's head and stuck it on the package. He grinned happily and took the gift in his hands. "Ready?" Malik just rolled his eyes and nodded, crossing his arms and walking back inside where Yuugi stood with three packages now.
"Operation, Tickle Me Elmo Plushies Annoying the Hell out of Our Yamis, go," Yuugi squeaked happily, pounding his fist in the air. Hey, it has a nice ring to it.
Malik smirked and Ryou just laughed as they walked through the door and down the porch steps. The fun would begin soon.
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About twenty feet later
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Yuugi sighed as the Game Shop came into view. Finally. This was taking forever! Even though Ryou lived only four blocks away from him, this was a long walk!
"Guys...I didn't know my house was this far away," Yuugi said, dramatically wiping dramatic sweat off of his forehead. Ryou and Malik just sweatdropped and kept walking.
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Ten feet after that
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Malik and Ryou both sighed as Yuugi dragged his feet along the pavement.
"I...don't think I'll make it!" Yuugi said, drama his key issue today.
"Oh just shut it, Yuugi! We're about two feet from your house. I'll drag you there if I have to. But you wouldn't want that, would you!" Malik yelled, making Yuugi squeak and nod his head no. "I didn't think so."
Ryou slowly climbed up into Yuugi's pine tree and looked around the branches to find a stick to poke the doorbell with.
"Found one!" Ryou yelled, and poked the doorbell with it. Well, on the fourth try. Yuugi and Malik both hid behind the tree that Ryou was trying to conceal his beautiful white hair in. The three gifts were in front of the door, all named and wrapped for each certain Yami.
Bakura's had white Christmas paper and a silver bow on top, Marik's was aluminum foil wrapping with a lavender bow on top, and Yami's was gold-ish printed Christmas paper with a dark red bow on top.
Yuugi's eyes widened as a tired-looking Bakura opened the door, almost breaking off the hinges. Bakura just looked down and took the three gifts, a dark smile on his lips. After that he looked around once or twice, to make sure it wasn't the FBI wanting to take him in again. They bribed him with the mortal torture, though! Chocolate. Everyone except for Marik liked chocolate. Bakura and the Pharaoh even raided the Game Shop for all of Yuugi's chocolate once! Bakura just mumbled something about the 'Stupid mortals with guns, and chocolate', and shut the door.
Malik, Ryou, and Yuugi scrambled over to the window to see Bakura poke at the packages lightly.
"What is in them?" Bakura asked, waiting for an answer from either the Pharaoh or Marik.
"They have names on them, Tomb Robber," Yami said matter-of-factly, picking up his gift from the three that lay on the floor. Marik picked up one and Bakura just glanced at his, not really interested in it.
"Like I said, what is in them?" Bakura asked again, anger in his voice.
"I don't have any idea," Yami answered, shaking the box. A loud 'thump' noise was heard and Bakura stared at the Pharaoh's box. Yami saw this and hugged his box protectively against his chest. "You have your own, you know."
Bakura sighed again and reached for his box, tearing open the paper. Inside was a red...fluffy thing. Its eyes were huge and white with a small black circle for a pupil. The nose was orange and its mouth was open with a red tongue inside.
"Eh. Pharaoh, what is it?" Marik asked, shaking the plushie madly up and down.
"It's that plushie I told you guys about!" Yami shouted. "The possessed one that says...Tickle Me Homo!"
Bakura and Marik looked at each other and pressed the plushie at the same time. "Tickle Me Elmo! Hehehehe!" Marik stared at the plushie, then back at the Pharaoh.
"Homo? It says 'Elmo', bakayaro," Marik said, truly believing the Pharaoh lost his mind for sure.
"The one that Yuugi bought me a few days ago said Tickle me Homo!" Yami said, knowing that Marik thought that he was crazy in the head.
Not like psycho-crazy though, like Marik. Just crazy, crazy. Wait. How many kinds of crazy are there? Yami kept thinking about this and soon was on the ground, his head in pain and the little coo-coo symbols for his eyes. (A.N – Like Kenshin-san, when he says 'Oro!')
Bakura just threw his plushie at Yami's hair, which soon said 'Tickle me!' right in his ear, making him yell out the one word that he should always say on the dubbed anime of Yu-Gi-Oh.
"Damn you, Tomb Robber!" Yami hissed, making both Marik and Bakura gasp. Soon they looked at each other and in a high tone said in unison...
"He...he said a swear!" (Rock on Stewie. We love you.)
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Outside
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Yuugi was on the ground laughing his head off, tears forming at his eyes. Ryou was laughing hysterically and acted like he couldn't stop laughing until ten o'clock the next night. Malik was even laughing a little, his hand blocking his mouth from getting much noise out. After a little bit all three boys stopped laughing and tried to look serious...which didn't work very well.
"Bakura actually THREW it in Yami's hair!" Ryou said, holding on the tree branch for support as he started laughing again, remembering the memory.
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Back Inside
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Bakura sighed again and poked the now mangled eye of Elmo. All of the stuffing was taken out and it looked like...a lifeless eyeball. Maybe the Millennium Eye could go on it.
Marik was bored now, his mind totally off of stealing the Pharaoh's power. He wanted to kill Malik for doing this! Making him be in the same room as the Pharaoh! How dare he!
"Bakura, let's go," Marik hissed, grabbing the albino's arm. Bakura just whined and grabbed the Elmo's eyeball. Suddenly a ticking sound met the Yami's ears and both of them turned around. A voice suddenly sprang into the air, making Bakura sweatdrop.
"You can't leave just yet, Marik-san!" Kuro's voice yelled.
"Yeah yeah, onna. Whatever," Marik coldly replied, making Kuro just sigh and walk off. Marik froze and turned back to see that Talan was softly whistling, twirling what looked to be a big stick.
"Do it, Malik-san, or I'll stab you," Talan replied harshly, making Marik sit on the couch. Never mess with Talan.
Another voice shot out into the air, making Yami groan in horror. "Hey Yami-san!" Haru exclaimed, grabbing Yami by the wrist and pulling him up. "What cha guy doin', playing with Tickle me Elmos?"
"Nothing!" Bakura snapped, making Haru just grin.
"I bet!" Haru returned, making the spirit of the millennium ring almost spaz out in anger.
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Outside Again
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Ryou looked on in horror, now. What were Haru, Talan, and Kuro doing there, talking to the three Yamis? That wasn't the plan! Malik just smirked, and waved at Kuro, who put up two fingers in hello. Yuugi just went along with the plan. In two more minutes, it would happen.
The big surprise.
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Inside
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Kuro sighed. The plan was going to work, right? Talan was just sitting on the couch, listening to Minna de Arukou (-), and Haru was begging Yami to let her wear the Millennium puzzle, which he declined every begged offer. Suddenly the three authoresses poofed away, leaving three helpless Yamis in a room with three Tickle me Elmos. A sudden ring made Yami glance around.
"What was...?" Yami was SUDDENLY cut off by a SUDDEN shriek from the plushies.
"He He He. Tickle me...Tickle...Me...TICKLE ME ELMO," the three plushies babbled, making Yami, Marik and Bakura...well...pissed off. About four minutes after listening to the repeating rants of the plushies it stopped, and Yami looked up.
"Told you they were possessed."
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(-) Minna de Arukou is a Pocket Monster (Pokémon) song, Let's all walk together! I like that song.
Kuro: FINALLY. This story is OVA' babeh.
Hiei: Then they don't have to read anymore of your horrible stories. Congratulations, readers. You were spared.
Kuro: Shut it, Lord Hiei. Anyways, I hope you had fun reading this...
Hiei: I doubt they did.
Kurama: Now Hiei, be nice.
Kuro: Yes Hiei-sama, or else I'll write Yuu Yuu Hakusho stories!
Hiei: You wouldn't, onna.
Talan: Watch her.
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I'd like to thank...
Haru-chan! :D You're a cool person, Haru. Thanks for being there, kid.
And...
All of my reviewers! Thank you. .:bows.: