Chapter 3

Where Me, Monkey, Paprika, and the Rest Were

By now you're probably wondering where Monkey, Paprika, Rhee, Turtle- Bot, Nora, Pantoof, Kim, Tibby, Stella, Aria, Doctress, Tigris, and I were during this. We were in the second book. Yes, they happened around the same time thanks to the many world theory. If C. S. Lewis and Beethoven can do things out of order, then so can I!!!!!!!!! While Bilbo and the dwarves were having tea, we were in Tortuga, which as you should remember if you are a dutiful reader, was a very interesting chapter. NOD!!!!!!!!! Thank you. Anyway, the 2nd and 3rd books happen at the same time so don't be surprised if we're not in each story all or even most of the time. I know you'll miss us, but I just hope you'll survive.

I think I'll take this time to answer what reviews I have gotten in the second book at this time.

Chapter 1 Reviews

Faerie of Serendipity- Gay people flounce. Remember Pete. ER- So frikkin' what!

Chapter 2 Reviews

ER- Done. Faerie of Serendipity- Right. . . ER- Once again, so frikkin' what!

Chapter 3 Reviews

Faerie of Serendipity- Sorry. ER- That's why I put it in there. (

Chapter 4 Reviews

Faerie of Serendipity- Just two of the main characters in the Lord of the Rings trilogy! ER- (

Chapter 5 Reviews

Faerie of Serendipity- Sorry. ER- ?

Chapter 6 Reviews

ER- Did so. And will you quit with the eunuch thing already!? Faerie of Serendipity- OK. Quit complaining! ER- *stares at drunken idiot Monkey has become* you really can't dance.