Broken Bone

Disclaimer: If it was ME, there'll be a drastic change about them!  

Relationship: SasuNaru

Location: Forest, park, whatever, as long as there's trees around and place to jump around..

Warnings: 1. Swearing and bad language.

                2. Shounen ai. Homophobes you outta here!

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"SASUKE YOU UGLY BASTARD!!"

"E? You didn't noticed this one too, dobe?"

"STOP CALLING ME DOBE, YOU BASTARD!!"

"Then stop calling me bastard, dobe!"

"You ARE a BASTARD, Sasuke! And an ugly one!"

"Hm, then i guess you really didn't see it coming, eh dobe?"

He turned red, I just love it when he turns red. It's one of my favorite expressions of Naruto. Heh, what a dobe!

And now, he's going to say his favorite line,

"I"M GONNA KILL YOU, YOU UGLY BASTARD SASUKE!!!!"

Fantastic! And now he's going to chase me around while not realizing that I've duplicate myself. And when he finally able to kick my shadow, it'll turned BOINK and then the next line,

"SHIT SASUKEEEE!!!!"

It's fun. Call me evil whatever but i like doing this, it's my favorite time playing when we're off duty and disturbing that dobe's training with one or two simple traps. Oh, he's looking this way, man, what an improvement he was able to finds me this quick. But still, he's a dobe.

NARUTO

"BOINK"

Sasuke turned into a mass of mist, damn, i should have realised he's doing the same thing again! Sasuke's not sane, means he's insane, and he's been planting traps everywhere around here. He's doing it like crazy! Beats me, the hell I know his taste. And _how_ coincidently, this time, he too picks the same place as mine to train. Idiot.

this time, I'm going to strangle that bastard to death!

"Don't run!!!" I shout at him, at the tree top, where he's been watching my stupid action against his shadow, again.

"I'm not running, dobe. I'm defending myself." he smirked and disappeared one more time. Yeah, like hell defending himself!

It's my fourth time falling to that, that, ...THAT DAMN HOLE!!!! I was so embarrassed! Whenever I'm training, some bad things always happen to me, and it involving Sasuke in it. Like one, i was fishing, well it wasn't exactly a training, but what the hell. So, i was like THIS happy, like you won a Ninjutsu championship when i caught a fish like THIS big, it's my record. THEN, he came out of nowhere and kicks me to the river, and of course, the perfect hit, with the fish. THIS happy turned into THIS angry.

Second, i was eating, well, wasn't a training to, but like always, what the hell, um, what did he do... oh, i remember, pouring water into my ramen!! And the third, the the fourth, and the fifth, God knows which one this is now. Man, does he ever gets tired just hanging around, and he's still stronger than me!!! THE HELL!!!

NOW I've cornered him! At last!! (A/N: Sounds like he's having problem all this time... poor Naruto T__T)

SASUKE

Wow, didn't expecting him to be able to bring me to this place, I'm stuck, guess i shouldn't underestimating him from the beginning. But hey, i still got one more traps, he'll fall for it. Eheheh...

Oh now he's coming this way, ookay then. Um, where did i made that one, man it's kinda dark here, what time is now?

"SASUKE! You better start thinking you last word now!" he threaten me, sounds angry, face red due to lack of emotion control and from the heat and running around. He shouldn't know that his annoyed face is one of my favorite of him.

Last word? "Dobe"

"That's it! I was being nice and you threw it away you LAST CHANCE!!" he's running to me and jumped right in front of my face. Heh, he lost his height to me, it's cute seeing him trying to grab my shoulder and slam me down, but i was faster, like usual, I jumped to the ground, avoiding him. NO matter how cute he is, hitting me and making him feels like he had won the battle cannot be tolerate. He followed me of course. But it's time he's given up, like usual.

NARUTO

ARGH! he's putting up THAT AROGANT face again! i hate it when he seems like winning! I'm tired already, Kakashi-sensei pushed me around town to buy him the newest edition of Icha-Icha Paradise, that nasty porn book, 'Icha-Icha Paradise CHRISMAST SPECIAL EDITION - Limited'. That limited word driven him like crazy, and since i was easier to find and to be bully around, well, wasn't my luck today. And just when i found a place to rest alone that Day-Ruiner came and once again put me in this miserable situation.

I jumped down, following him, but then i saw his face trying to say something. Man it's dark here, what time is it? I'm tired. Huh? Since when I feel like flying? I heard a cracking sound, what was that? Sasuke? Oh, he looks worried. Wow, that's new. What's he doing? Why's he carrying me? What happen? Someone died? Now he's touching me.

I'm not angry?

SASUKE

I saw him landing to his feet, coming this way, probably telling me that he'll continue this tomorrow and that I'm not winning yet, like always. Hm, he looks tired. O yeah, I saw him this afternoon with Kakashi-sensei, was he doing a special practice?

God, oh no, Naruto, don't move forward, there's a hole there, wait, stop!

Too late, here I'm standing seeing him falling into it. 'S not one of my dumb traps, I never plant one what he's close to giving up.

God he better be okay. I was hoping so when i hear the sound.

CRACK

...what was that?

TBC

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A/N: What a job! Full of flies here I'm trying to shoo them off with my feet while I'm facing to my laptop. It's hard to be done! Gee, I'm having a math and two English assessments next week, i forgot most of my math works, and I'm going crazy here! T_T

Oh, and the sound 'CRACK' thing doesn't looks like a broken bone's 'crack', more like branches I guess. But, well, oh, I never broke any bones, so, what the hell!

So tell me what you think?

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