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CHAPTER SEVEN: "He's the enemy leader!"
Three hours later, we were back at my house, all the girls in their pajamas, ready for bed. But we aren't sleepy yet... We were in the living room, surrounded by blankets, big floor pillows, and food. We began a movie (PotC, of course!) after explaining (*growl of great frustration*) everything about movies, TV, and such. Jessica, Lindsay, and I lay on our stomachs with Jack up to my right, Will and Elizabeth behind us (somehow, we're all comfy on the little living room floor of mine...). Then, I about jumped out of my skin.
"Oi!" Jack said loudly. I looked over at him after catching my breath, and saw him and Will looking at the DVD case, annoyed. They pointed at themselves, and Lindsay and Jessica looked up at them, too.
"They got my bad side!" Will said. I looked back over at Lindsay and Jessica, they sighed, and returned to the movie. I looked back up at Jack and Will.
"Huh," Jack said in semi-amazement. "You look like a – "
"Say it and die," Will said, staring at Jack. I sighed as Lindsay and Jessica had done, and returned to the movie (do they ever shut up?).
"Say what?" Jack said innocently. "Went, wink..." Jack ticked each word off his finger. I knew it was coming, so I nudged Jessica and Lindsay.
"Jack, I'm warning you," Will said as Jack continued to say any old world that sounded like...
"Uh...welp?" Jack said raising his eyebrows with a smile (*Lindsay, Jessica, and Erica giggle helplessly at the word 'welp'*).
"That's it!" Will said. He grabbed Jack by the shirt, raised his fist to him, and Elizabeth pulled his fist down. They finally shut up, and we watched the movie.
Ok, fast forward a bit. The first time the Black Pearl showed up, Jack got very excited. His cheese curls flew into the air, showering everyone in the room. He began to look anxious.
"Oi! Me ship!" Jack yelled. He had obviously forgotten that we had told him televisions were solid, seeing as he jumped right at it. He sat back, rubbing his head. I got him so ice ("This isn't my day!" Jack whined.), and Lindsay and Jessica muffled their outbursts of laughter in their pillows. I shot them evil looks
"Hey! You'd be laughing if it were one of us!" Lindsay said, still laughing. Well, this was true... but anything those two did was stupid, making it funny.
All through the movie, one by one, we crashed and burned. I fell asleep as Jessica fought to keep her eyes open. I lay thinking as everything went out of focus – what's with Jack and the cheese?
--2:00 AM--
*PUMF*
"Will you get up?!"
*PUMF*
"C'mon!"
*PUMF*
I rubbed my eyes, sat up, and looked around. Everyone was wide-awake, sitting in the middle of the room. They were gathered close around the light of Lindsay's flashlight in a circle. I scooted into the circle as I heard a loud clap of thunder.
"What's up?" I asked, rubbing my eyes.
"Power's out," Lindsay said. "We woke you up cuz we didn't know where the breaker was."
"Doesn't matter," I said. "I'm not gonna bother." I looked around at everyone, and I shuddered as lightning flashed over their faces. Jessica added to the light of our circle by turning on her flashlight, and lying next to Lindsay's. We all looked around, silent as the rain fell harder and faster.
"Well, what do we do?" Elizabeth asked. She clutched the blanket around her shoulders tighter, and scooted over to Will. At this, I heard Lindsay give a disgusted huff (boy, talk about jealous... and I thought I was bad!).
"Wanna tell ghost stories while we're up?" Jessica suggested. I had to be honest with myself... while it was a good idea, I don't think anyone in the room knew a decent ghost story. We're all goofballs... we'd end up telling the story of the haunted bowling ball...
"I got a story," Jack said quietly as a soft roll of thunder sounded. "It just recently occurred." We all looked over at Jack (I couldn't wait to hear this...). Jack cleared his throat, and we all leaned over the flashlights.
"Alright, this is a story of battle..." Jack began.
"Ooo! Dead ghost shows up?!" Lindsay asked.
"No," Jack replied.
"Damsel in distress?!" Jessica asked excitedly.
"No," Jack said once more.
"Do people die?!" Lindsay asked immediately.
"Lives very well could've been taken," Jack replied solemnly. Lindsay and Jessica looked around the circle with smiles on their faces. I roll my eyes...
"It was a sunny day on land," jack began quietly. "The day was meant for pleasure, but then, Will and I were called to do what a pirate does best – fight the enemy." We all looked over at Will, who shook his head slowly. Then, we turned back to Jack.
"Now, me 'n Will were separated on the battlefront. It was us against the enemy, and we were outnumbered (*gasps from Lindsay and Jessica*). It wasn't pretty. Then, we saw 'im. The crazed enemy leader (*more gasps from Lindsay and Jessica)." "What did he look like?" Elizabeth asked quietly, clutching a big floor pillow. Jack sighed, and lightning lit up the room for a split second.
"He wore a cold expression on his face. He wasn't that large. Lots of hair, too..." Jack continued. "I stared at him and he stared back. Then (*everyone leans closer to Jack*)..."
"Then what?" Jessica asked in a small whisper. Jack sighed again.
"Then, the squirrel smiled menacingly, as if to sing the Little Mermaid theme song –"
"THE SQUIRREL?!" I shouted. "What's that stupid squirrel from the playground got to do with anything?!" I immediately thought of that squirrel from the playground... what other squirrel had Jack come in contact with?
"He's the enemy leader!" Jack yelled.
"The one from this morning?!"
"I told ye' it had recently occurred!"
"Oh, God..." I said. I fell back onto my sleeping bag. How did I know? How?
"And his mates," Jack continued to tell everyone, "they were beastly."
"Let me guess," I said as I rose up from the floor. "One had a beak so large it could hold a cannon, and the other was so red, only he could be the bringer of evil. Right?"
"Yeah..." Jack trailed off, scratching his head. "How did you know?" I gave a frustrated sigh, and ran my fingers through my hair. How did I get stuck with these people?
"Well, Jack," I began calmly (anger growing...can't hold it in...), "I see them every weekend!" Jack and everyone else leaned back a bit in surprise. Hey, it turned out to be a lame ghost story! And I fell for it! Well, it was sort of funny... Jack scooted next to me.
"Luv, are you suicidal at the moment?" he asked me, putting his arm around my shoulder (*huge grin in my head*).
"I could be," I said in a quiet voice, very annoyed (the squirrel is the enemy... oh my god...).
"Well, ye' know, that's not good," Jack said, picking up a chocolate chip cookie and handing to me. I turned it around in my hand a bit, then, I had a question... it had been annoying me since he had said it.
"Where on earth did you learn the Little Mermaid theme song?" I asked him. He had been here almost 36 hours, and he knows Peter Pan and the Little Mermaid...
"Her," Jack said pointing at Jessica. I screwed up my face, and looked at Jessica.
"Well, I couldn't get it out of my head!" Jessica said. I sighed again. So she teaches it to Jack... nice...
--Morning--
Rain was still falling, only now, without the presence of lightning or thunder. The smell of pancakes filled the house. Jessica and I were making breakfast, while Will and Elizabeth sat outside at the back porch table. Lindsay was in the living room, trying to wake Jack up (yeah, good luck...).
"Jack," she whispered. "Jaaack?' she said a bit louder. He didn't move, and Lindsay looked up at us, and sighed. She shook her head in hopelessness, and turned back to him. While leaning over him, she drew a deep breath (ok people, get ready...).
"OH MY GOD!!!" Lindsay bellowed in his ear.
"Wh, what it is, luv?!" Jack said jumping out of his deep slumber. He clutched his chest, breathing rapidly.
"It's so unbelievable!" Lindsay yelled, smiling up at us.
"Wh, what?"
"I... have a bellybutton!" Lindsay said, faking her enthusiasm. Jessica and I burst into laughter as Jack finally caught his breath. She's pulled that so many times on us...
"Fascinating," Jack said, running his hand over his face. Lindsay ran into the kitchen to help us finish breakfast. Jack joined Elizabeth and Will outside as the rain fell a bit harder. We soon followed, carrying the plate of pancakes.
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-- Yeah! You read it! I hope you all liked it! If so, review! Even if ya didn't, still review! lol... we need you to help us out here. Don't forget, we answer any questions ya got! Chapter 8 will be up in no time at all! Hope you'll stay tuned for the next update! Cya peeps! --
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CHAPTER SEVEN: "He's the enemy leader!"
Three hours later, we were back at my house, all the girls in their pajamas, ready for bed. But we aren't sleepy yet... We were in the living room, surrounded by blankets, big floor pillows, and food. We began a movie (PotC, of course!) after explaining (*growl of great frustration*) everything about movies, TV, and such. Jessica, Lindsay, and I lay on our stomachs with Jack up to my right, Will and Elizabeth behind us (somehow, we're all comfy on the little living room floor of mine...). Then, I about jumped out of my skin.
"Oi!" Jack said loudly. I looked over at him after catching my breath, and saw him and Will looking at the DVD case, annoyed. They pointed at themselves, and Lindsay and Jessica looked up at them, too.
"They got my bad side!" Will said. I looked back over at Lindsay and Jessica, they sighed, and returned to the movie. I looked back up at Jack and Will.
"Huh," Jack said in semi-amazement. "You look like a – "
"Say it and die," Will said, staring at Jack. I sighed as Lindsay and Jessica had done, and returned to the movie (do they ever shut up?).
"Say what?" Jack said innocently. "Went, wink..." Jack ticked each word off his finger. I knew it was coming, so I nudged Jessica and Lindsay.
"Jack, I'm warning you," Will said as Jack continued to say any old world that sounded like...
"Uh...welp?" Jack said raising his eyebrows with a smile (*Lindsay, Jessica, and Erica giggle helplessly at the word 'welp'*).
"That's it!" Will said. He grabbed Jack by the shirt, raised his fist to him, and Elizabeth pulled his fist down. They finally shut up, and we watched the movie.
Ok, fast forward a bit. The first time the Black Pearl showed up, Jack got very excited. His cheese curls flew into the air, showering everyone in the room. He began to look anxious.
"Oi! Me ship!" Jack yelled. He had obviously forgotten that we had told him televisions were solid, seeing as he jumped right at it. He sat back, rubbing his head. I got him so ice ("This isn't my day!" Jack whined.), and Lindsay and Jessica muffled their outbursts of laughter in their pillows. I shot them evil looks
"Hey! You'd be laughing if it were one of us!" Lindsay said, still laughing. Well, this was true... but anything those two did was stupid, making it funny.
All through the movie, one by one, we crashed and burned. I fell asleep as Jessica fought to keep her eyes open. I lay thinking as everything went out of focus – what's with Jack and the cheese?
--2:00 AM--
*PUMF*
"Will you get up?!"
*PUMF*
"C'mon!"
*PUMF*
I rubbed my eyes, sat up, and looked around. Everyone was wide-awake, sitting in the middle of the room. They were gathered close around the light of Lindsay's flashlight in a circle. I scooted into the circle as I heard a loud clap of thunder.
"What's up?" I asked, rubbing my eyes.
"Power's out," Lindsay said. "We woke you up cuz we didn't know where the breaker was."
"Doesn't matter," I said. "I'm not gonna bother." I looked around at everyone, and I shuddered as lightning flashed over their faces. Jessica added to the light of our circle by turning on her flashlight, and lying next to Lindsay's. We all looked around, silent as the rain fell harder and faster.
"Well, what do we do?" Elizabeth asked. She clutched the blanket around her shoulders tighter, and scooted over to Will. At this, I heard Lindsay give a disgusted huff (boy, talk about jealous... and I thought I was bad!).
"Wanna tell ghost stories while we're up?" Jessica suggested. I had to be honest with myself... while it was a good idea, I don't think anyone in the room knew a decent ghost story. We're all goofballs... we'd end up telling the story of the haunted bowling ball...
"I got a story," Jack said quietly as a soft roll of thunder sounded. "It just recently occurred." We all looked over at Jack (I couldn't wait to hear this...). Jack cleared his throat, and we all leaned over the flashlights.
"Alright, this is a story of battle..." Jack began.
"Ooo! Dead ghost shows up?!" Lindsay asked.
"No," Jack replied.
"Damsel in distress?!" Jessica asked excitedly.
"No," Jack said once more.
"Do people die?!" Lindsay asked immediately.
"Lives very well could've been taken," Jack replied solemnly. Lindsay and Jessica looked around the circle with smiles on their faces. I roll my eyes...
"It was a sunny day on land," jack began quietly. "The day was meant for pleasure, but then, Will and I were called to do what a pirate does best – fight the enemy." We all looked over at Will, who shook his head slowly. Then, we turned back to Jack.
"Now, me 'n Will were separated on the battlefront. It was us against the enemy, and we were outnumbered (*gasps from Lindsay and Jessica*). It wasn't pretty. Then, we saw 'im. The crazed enemy leader (*more gasps from Lindsay and Jessica)." "What did he look like?" Elizabeth asked quietly, clutching a big floor pillow. Jack sighed, and lightning lit up the room for a split second.
"He wore a cold expression on his face. He wasn't that large. Lots of hair, too..." Jack continued. "I stared at him and he stared back. Then (*everyone leans closer to Jack*)..."
"Then what?" Jessica asked in a small whisper. Jack sighed again.
"Then, the squirrel smiled menacingly, as if to sing the Little Mermaid theme song –"
"THE SQUIRREL?!" I shouted. "What's that stupid squirrel from the playground got to do with anything?!" I immediately thought of that squirrel from the playground... what other squirrel had Jack come in contact with?
"He's the enemy leader!" Jack yelled.
"The one from this morning?!"
"I told ye' it had recently occurred!"
"Oh, God..." I said. I fell back onto my sleeping bag. How did I know? How?
"And his mates," Jack continued to tell everyone, "they were beastly."
"Let me guess," I said as I rose up from the floor. "One had a beak so large it could hold a cannon, and the other was so red, only he could be the bringer of evil. Right?"
"Yeah..." Jack trailed off, scratching his head. "How did you know?" I gave a frustrated sigh, and ran my fingers through my hair. How did I get stuck with these people?
"Well, Jack," I began calmly (anger growing...can't hold it in...), "I see them every weekend!" Jack and everyone else leaned back a bit in surprise. Hey, it turned out to be a lame ghost story! And I fell for it! Well, it was sort of funny... Jack scooted next to me.
"Luv, are you suicidal at the moment?" he asked me, putting his arm around my shoulder (*huge grin in my head*).
"I could be," I said in a quiet voice, very annoyed (the squirrel is the enemy... oh my god...).
"Well, ye' know, that's not good," Jack said, picking up a chocolate chip cookie and handing to me. I turned it around in my hand a bit, then, I had a question... it had been annoying me since he had said it.
"Where on earth did you learn the Little Mermaid theme song?" I asked him. He had been here almost 36 hours, and he knows Peter Pan and the Little Mermaid...
"Her," Jack said pointing at Jessica. I screwed up my face, and looked at Jessica.
"Well, I couldn't get it out of my head!" Jessica said. I sighed again. So she teaches it to Jack... nice...
--Morning--
Rain was still falling, only now, without the presence of lightning or thunder. The smell of pancakes filled the house. Jessica and I were making breakfast, while Will and Elizabeth sat outside at the back porch table. Lindsay was in the living room, trying to wake Jack up (yeah, good luck...).
"Jack," she whispered. "Jaaack?' she said a bit louder. He didn't move, and Lindsay looked up at us, and sighed. She shook her head in hopelessness, and turned back to him. While leaning over him, she drew a deep breath (ok people, get ready...).
"OH MY GOD!!!" Lindsay bellowed in his ear.
"Wh, what it is, luv?!" Jack said jumping out of his deep slumber. He clutched his chest, breathing rapidly.
"It's so unbelievable!" Lindsay yelled, smiling up at us.
"Wh, what?"
"I... have a bellybutton!" Lindsay said, faking her enthusiasm. Jessica and I burst into laughter as Jack finally caught his breath. She's pulled that so many times on us...
"Fascinating," Jack said, running his hand over his face. Lindsay ran into the kitchen to help us finish breakfast. Jack joined Elizabeth and Will outside as the rain fell a bit harder. We soon followed, carrying the plate of pancakes.
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-- Yeah! You read it! I hope you all liked it! If so, review! Even if ya didn't, still review! lol... we need you to help us out here. Don't forget, we answer any questions ya got! Chapter 8 will be up in no time at all! Hope you'll stay tuned for the next update! Cya peeps! --