(A/N – Okay peeps, new person coming in this chapter.... Hey, Lindsay wants
him in it, not me! It's her internet boyfriend!!! I'm hyper right now, so
you've been warned... Sort of a conversation chapter, but ya gotta read it to
understand the story! And people, my advice: don't eat green mayonnaise –
not healthy. Lindsay's advice: don't flush your cat – it's not good for
your plumbing (or your cat...). Ok, after that weird moment, we're sure
you'll feel comfortable reading the chapter! Cya below!)
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CHAPTER THIRTEEN: "Uh... what's a pizza?"
"Ehz eht bad?" Lindsay asked for the fifth time. And for the fifth time, we didn't answer... how could we? We're in freakin' hysterics here! Her tongue was frozen to the freezer wall! Okay, so it wasn't that funny... but hey, it was pathetic the way Lindsay sounded...
"Calm down!" I said.
"Maybe ehf Will kisst me... then my tongue woohd unfthreeze..." Lindsay suggested. Elizabeth shot her a look of pure hatred.
"I would kill you," Elizabeth said.
"Who?" Will asked quietly.
"Both of you!" Elizabeth yelled.
"Could ye' keep it down, luv? Some of us are havin' hangovers here..." Jack said from the corner. I gave him a sympathetic look and went over to kneel beside him.
"Aww, poor Jack..." I said.
"I want some of cheese curls," Jack moaned childishly. I sighed...
"You had sum earlier," Lindsay said. "When yer foot wuz in da toywet, wemember?" I giggled... she sounds so stupid...
"Yeah, but I dropped in that thing," Jack said. Eww...
*CLUNK*
"What the – "
*BAM*
"OW!" Lindsay screamed. The heavy steel door flew open, and Jessica stood in the doorway. I ran over to her with Will and Elizabeth; Jack stayed in the corner with his terrible headache. Will gave Jessica a hug, and Jessica smiled.
"Whoa... what did I do to deserve this?" she asked.
"You rescued us!" Will said, pulling her away.
"Well, I knew that..." Jessica said trying to be modest.
"Where have you been?" I asked her. "And where's Robbie?" I peered out into the kitchen, but there was no sign of him.
"We found a way out!" Jessica said excitedly. "Found more keys, and..." Jessica went on explaining (*hits Lindsay* Hey, I told you I'd hit someone!) how she and Robbie got out of the school. She said they left because they thought we had found a way out... psh... yeah right...
"Well, what happened after you escaped?" Will asked.
"We walked to Sheetz and got hoagies!" Jessica said. "We were starving..."
"Ooo... Robbie and Jessica went on a date..." Lindsay taunted.
"Shut up..." I said. "So then what? What happened to Robbie?"
"Well, he went to Andolino's house to stay since you guys disappeared," Jessica explained (*rolls eyes*). And then –"
"Jared's place," I said. Jack gave a confused look from the corner, and I helped him up. "Sorry, go on..."
"Then, this guy came up to me and asked if I knew Lindsay Arvin because he heard that she lived around here," Jessica said. She looked around for Lindsay, but didn't see her. "Hey, where is she? Lindsay?" Jessica pulled back the door to reveal Lindsay on the ground, her tongue free at last. "Hi Lindsay!" Jessica said merrily.
"Ugh..." Lindsay replied. Getting your tongue ripped off the wall after being hit with a huge solid steel door? Ouch, that had to hurt...
"There's a guy named Albert looking for you!" Jessica said (Albert 'JP' is Lindsay's 17 y/o internet boyfriend from California. He was coming to visit this summer, but we didn't know when... of course, he had to show up now...)
"JP?!" Lindsay said, jumping up quickly and shaking Jessica's shoulders. "JP is here?!"
"I thought his name was Albert..." Jessica said.
"JP is his nickname, you dip! You know that!"
"Oh... well, then... JP is looking for you!" Jessica said. "He's outside in the parking lot!"
"What?!"
"Yeah, he gave me a ride up here from Sheetz!"
"Why did you come back up here if you thought we had left?" I asked her. Jessica didn't reply. She just pulled Lindsay up and pulled her to the cafeteria doors.
"See? The big van!" said Jessica.
"That grody thing?! He told me he had a Viper!" Lindsay said, peering through the window.
"Who cares? We've got wheels!" I said. "Plus, those things have televisions in them!" Lindsay looked over at me, and then Lindsay the Keeper of All Smartness ran into the locked door and fell down. We walked by laughing at her, and she got up and ran to the driver's window of the van. She finally met JP, and they had a moment while the rest of us climbed into the back of the van.
Soon after, Lindsay introduced Jessica and I to JP (who is really nice and hot *receives hit form Lindsay* 'OW! Sorry, Lindsay...just kidding...'). When JP saw Jack, Will, and Elizabeth though, he was taken aback like Robbie had been.
"So, what's with the whole 'pirate criminal' look, dudes?" JP asked. Elizabeth huffed. "Oh, and dudette..." Jessica sighed in frustration.
"How many times do we gotta say this?!" she yelled up to him. "It's for a church play! Jonah and the Whale! We went to rehearsal earlier! OK?!" I was sitting next to big mouth, and when she finally shut up, I unplugged my ears.
"Jessica, it's ok...." I said.
"Well, ahem... now that that's over..." Lindsay said. She jumped into the front seat next to JP. Jack took the seat behind JP, and Will sat behind Lindsay. In the back row, Elizabeth, Jessica, and I were getting comfortable.
"So, where to?" JP yelled back to us. "I can go anywhere with this thing!"
"Can we get rum?" Jack asked. "And what in the bloody 'ell am I sittin' in?"
"A van," I said.
"More information, lass!" Jack said.
"Ugh! A modernized carriage! Faster, comfier, roomier, you get it..." I said.
"Oh..." Jack said. "So, it's better than a carriage?"
"Yep," Lindsay said.
"Alright then... where's the rum?"
-- My House --
"Yo ho, yo ho! A pirate's life for me!" Jessica sang with Jack. They were in the living room drinking rum, Jessica wearing Jack's hat ('Dreams do come true!' Jessica said.).
"Peeps! Lunch!" JP yelled from the kitchen. Jack and Jessica ignored us and carried on with their song.
"I didn't know you cooked..." Lindsay said. "That hamburger looks delicious!"
"You wanna know what's funny?" JP asked.
"What?"
"Those are steaks," he said. "And I don't cook. I just tried to make you something special..." Lindsay and JP had this gooshy moment while I rounded up everyone.
"Okay, there's no steaks, hamburgers, whatever for lunch," I said in the living room. "Who's up for pizza?" Shouts rang out around the living room.
"Pepperoni!"
"Uh... what's a pizza?"
"Can we get more rum in here?"
I settled everyone and explained (the devil is possessing me to write this evil word!) what a pizza was to Jack, Will, and Elizabeth.
"I want rum on mine," Jack said.
"Rum isn't a pizza topping..." I said.
"Well, why not?"
"The Italians didn't want it that way!"
"Damn Italians..."
-- 3 days later --
It's Saturday again. We've had the drunken pirate, the pirate with the pimpin' hat (dude, Will's hat at the end of the movie is so kick- butt!), and the gorgeous prim–and –proper pirate for eight days now. Well, seven and a half days... Nothing really happened. We picked up our lottery money Wednesday after Jack the Genius had a pizza-eating contest...believe me, not pretty...
Thursday was uneventful. Jack, Will, and Jessica (our prized and idiotic pizza-eating contestants) were sick all day on the couch, and it rained all day...*snooze*
Friday was crazy. We decided to be idiots and go out in the rain to play Follow the Leader. And to be even more idiotic, we made Jack the leader... he fell down a muddy slope, and being the loonies we are, we followed him...
Well, as I've said, it's Saturday. JP took us to Kennywood, our favorite amusement park, for the day. And what a day it was...
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-- Well, We hope you enjoyed that! Don't forget: questions and suggestions answered ASAP. I've been waiting to post forever, but Fanfiction.com was 'encountering heavy traffic' and I couldn't post for a bit, but it's up! Well, g2g... cya on the other side! --
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CHAPTER THIRTEEN: "Uh... what's a pizza?"
"Ehz eht bad?" Lindsay asked for the fifth time. And for the fifth time, we didn't answer... how could we? We're in freakin' hysterics here! Her tongue was frozen to the freezer wall! Okay, so it wasn't that funny... but hey, it was pathetic the way Lindsay sounded...
"Calm down!" I said.
"Maybe ehf Will kisst me... then my tongue woohd unfthreeze..." Lindsay suggested. Elizabeth shot her a look of pure hatred.
"I would kill you," Elizabeth said.
"Who?" Will asked quietly.
"Both of you!" Elizabeth yelled.
"Could ye' keep it down, luv? Some of us are havin' hangovers here..." Jack said from the corner. I gave him a sympathetic look and went over to kneel beside him.
"Aww, poor Jack..." I said.
"I want some of cheese curls," Jack moaned childishly. I sighed...
"You had sum earlier," Lindsay said. "When yer foot wuz in da toywet, wemember?" I giggled... she sounds so stupid...
"Yeah, but I dropped in that thing," Jack said. Eww...
*CLUNK*
"What the – "
*BAM*
"OW!" Lindsay screamed. The heavy steel door flew open, and Jessica stood in the doorway. I ran over to her with Will and Elizabeth; Jack stayed in the corner with his terrible headache. Will gave Jessica a hug, and Jessica smiled.
"Whoa... what did I do to deserve this?" she asked.
"You rescued us!" Will said, pulling her away.
"Well, I knew that..." Jessica said trying to be modest.
"Where have you been?" I asked her. "And where's Robbie?" I peered out into the kitchen, but there was no sign of him.
"We found a way out!" Jessica said excitedly. "Found more keys, and..." Jessica went on explaining (*hits Lindsay* Hey, I told you I'd hit someone!) how she and Robbie got out of the school. She said they left because they thought we had found a way out... psh... yeah right...
"Well, what happened after you escaped?" Will asked.
"We walked to Sheetz and got hoagies!" Jessica said. "We were starving..."
"Ooo... Robbie and Jessica went on a date..." Lindsay taunted.
"Shut up..." I said. "So then what? What happened to Robbie?"
"Well, he went to Andolino's house to stay since you guys disappeared," Jessica explained (*rolls eyes*). And then –"
"Jared's place," I said. Jack gave a confused look from the corner, and I helped him up. "Sorry, go on..."
"Then, this guy came up to me and asked if I knew Lindsay Arvin because he heard that she lived around here," Jessica said. She looked around for Lindsay, but didn't see her. "Hey, where is she? Lindsay?" Jessica pulled back the door to reveal Lindsay on the ground, her tongue free at last. "Hi Lindsay!" Jessica said merrily.
"Ugh..." Lindsay replied. Getting your tongue ripped off the wall after being hit with a huge solid steel door? Ouch, that had to hurt...
"There's a guy named Albert looking for you!" Jessica said (Albert 'JP' is Lindsay's 17 y/o internet boyfriend from California. He was coming to visit this summer, but we didn't know when... of course, he had to show up now...)
"JP?!" Lindsay said, jumping up quickly and shaking Jessica's shoulders. "JP is here?!"
"I thought his name was Albert..." Jessica said.
"JP is his nickname, you dip! You know that!"
"Oh... well, then... JP is looking for you!" Jessica said. "He's outside in the parking lot!"
"What?!"
"Yeah, he gave me a ride up here from Sheetz!"
"Why did you come back up here if you thought we had left?" I asked her. Jessica didn't reply. She just pulled Lindsay up and pulled her to the cafeteria doors.
"See? The big van!" said Jessica.
"That grody thing?! He told me he had a Viper!" Lindsay said, peering through the window.
"Who cares? We've got wheels!" I said. "Plus, those things have televisions in them!" Lindsay looked over at me, and then Lindsay the Keeper of All Smartness ran into the locked door and fell down. We walked by laughing at her, and she got up and ran to the driver's window of the van. She finally met JP, and they had a moment while the rest of us climbed into the back of the van.
Soon after, Lindsay introduced Jessica and I to JP (who is really nice and hot *receives hit form Lindsay* 'OW! Sorry, Lindsay...just kidding...'). When JP saw Jack, Will, and Elizabeth though, he was taken aback like Robbie had been.
"So, what's with the whole 'pirate criminal' look, dudes?" JP asked. Elizabeth huffed. "Oh, and dudette..." Jessica sighed in frustration.
"How many times do we gotta say this?!" she yelled up to him. "It's for a church play! Jonah and the Whale! We went to rehearsal earlier! OK?!" I was sitting next to big mouth, and when she finally shut up, I unplugged my ears.
"Jessica, it's ok...." I said.
"Well, ahem... now that that's over..." Lindsay said. She jumped into the front seat next to JP. Jack took the seat behind JP, and Will sat behind Lindsay. In the back row, Elizabeth, Jessica, and I were getting comfortable.
"So, where to?" JP yelled back to us. "I can go anywhere with this thing!"
"Can we get rum?" Jack asked. "And what in the bloody 'ell am I sittin' in?"
"A van," I said.
"More information, lass!" Jack said.
"Ugh! A modernized carriage! Faster, comfier, roomier, you get it..." I said.
"Oh..." Jack said. "So, it's better than a carriage?"
"Yep," Lindsay said.
"Alright then... where's the rum?"
-- My House --
"Yo ho, yo ho! A pirate's life for me!" Jessica sang with Jack. They were in the living room drinking rum, Jessica wearing Jack's hat ('Dreams do come true!' Jessica said.).
"Peeps! Lunch!" JP yelled from the kitchen. Jack and Jessica ignored us and carried on with their song.
"I didn't know you cooked..." Lindsay said. "That hamburger looks delicious!"
"You wanna know what's funny?" JP asked.
"What?"
"Those are steaks," he said. "And I don't cook. I just tried to make you something special..." Lindsay and JP had this gooshy moment while I rounded up everyone.
"Okay, there's no steaks, hamburgers, whatever for lunch," I said in the living room. "Who's up for pizza?" Shouts rang out around the living room.
"Pepperoni!"
"Uh... what's a pizza?"
"Can we get more rum in here?"
I settled everyone and explained (the devil is possessing me to write this evil word!) what a pizza was to Jack, Will, and Elizabeth.
"I want rum on mine," Jack said.
"Rum isn't a pizza topping..." I said.
"Well, why not?"
"The Italians didn't want it that way!"
"Damn Italians..."
-- 3 days later --
It's Saturday again. We've had the drunken pirate, the pirate with the pimpin' hat (dude, Will's hat at the end of the movie is so kick- butt!), and the gorgeous prim–and –proper pirate for eight days now. Well, seven and a half days... Nothing really happened. We picked up our lottery money Wednesday after Jack the Genius had a pizza-eating contest...believe me, not pretty...
Thursday was uneventful. Jack, Will, and Jessica (our prized and idiotic pizza-eating contestants) were sick all day on the couch, and it rained all day...*snooze*
Friday was crazy. We decided to be idiots and go out in the rain to play Follow the Leader. And to be even more idiotic, we made Jack the leader... he fell down a muddy slope, and being the loonies we are, we followed him...
Well, as I've said, it's Saturday. JP took us to Kennywood, our favorite amusement park, for the day. And what a day it was...
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-- Well, We hope you enjoyed that! Don't forget: questions and suggestions answered ASAP. I've been waiting to post forever, but Fanfiction.com was 'encountering heavy traffic' and I couldn't post for a bit, but it's up! Well, g2g... cya on the other side! --