Aye, Rubber Ducks
Disclaimer: I own nothing but the crazy thoughts in my head!!
Summary: When an evil Rubber Duck and his crew of evil doers including, the Killer Kiwi, Yzma, Captain Hook and many more try taking ova the world by ridding it of rum, the only people who can stop them are those who are the least interested in the job, apart from 1.
Chapter 1: Plots in the Bathroom
It was a beautiful sunny day in the Caribbean, as always, no one would ever imagine that within a few short minutes plans for the domination of the world was about to begin in the Swann's bathroom.
Will Turner sat happily in the tub playing with his old rubber ducky he had found the day before. The Governor not knowing that Will Turner was in the house was running around wearing nothing but his wig screaming out the lyrics to "What about me?", while Elizabeth Swann cheekily threw a bunch of coins that she had stolen from the pirates cave at her new cat that she had adopted after it tried attacking her.
Meanwhile in the bathroom Will, carelessly as he got out of the tub, threw his dear rubber ducky into, what the governor thought was shampoo but was actually some potion that bought Rubber Ducks to life. Bit ironic huh? As Will left the bathroom the Rubber Duck bubbled in the "shampoo" and slowly started to become living.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Elizabeth herd the screams instantly and went running into the hall.
"What is it...Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh DAD WILL PUT SOME BLOODY CLOTHES ON", she screamed turning her back.
It turned out just as Will left the bathroom, who has forgotten a towel, had ran into the Governor on his way to find one but what none of them saw was the little rubber duck staring in shock at the bathroom door and this is how the duck went crazy.
The duck closed its beak in disgust and waddled back into the bathroom it head scrabbling as it did. Ideas flashed in its head faster than light then after slowing down his thoughts stopped on one thing. WORLD DOMINATION
"Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa", quaked the duck, "The world will be mine", and with that he started plotting.
CPATIAN Jack Sparrow stepped onto the docks happily now that he had arrived in a nice big ship instead of a sunken one like last time. Mumbling something about cocoanuts and head lice he headed in the direction of the Swann house but was stopped by the shouts of Gibbs.
"Jack", yelled the old man.
"CAPAIN", he called back.
"I feel some bad luck in the air. Bad duck luck to be pacific", Gibbs told the bored looking captain.
"Oh yes and is this like the time you said there was bad storm luck, and the time when there was bad hat luck?"
"There was bad storm luck, you were just so drunk you didn't realize and there was bad hat luck too, haven't you realized all our hats are now bright pink with fluro yellow pock-a-dots?"
"My hat isn't pink with yellow pock-a-dots"
Gibbs sighed and pulled Jacks hat off showing him that it WAS pink with yellow pock-a-dots.
"Oh. Well what can a bloody duck do. Nothing savvy", and with that he turned back in the direction of the Governors house missing the important comment that Gibbs made.
But one thing was for sure, Jack was wrong about the Rubber Duck as we speak the little guy has already accumulated a plan in his rather large brain.
"Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaaa", he quacked again, "Brilliant, brilliant I say. Genius I tell you"
Elizabeth poked her head through the door.
"Oh my a talking rubber duck", she said not realizing that the duck and herself was talking to no one.
"Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh", the rubber duck quaked taking flight and going out the window.
Elizabeth sighed then said to herself, "I know what to do. This is just like that time I saw a parasol floating in the middle of the ocean. I shall not tell anyone about it" and she left the bathroom.
Jack was just about to knock on the Swann's door when he saw a Rubber Duck fly out of the bathroom window.
"That's interesting!"
AN: Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaaa I got my evil duck idea off my friends user name. Trust me this gets better…...I'm not very good at starting story's. Anyways next chapter. The evil Rubber Duck starts gathering up his evil doers. A mysterious figure comes up with the idea of getting rid of the rum. Norrigton actually gets a girlfriend and Jack gets jealous. Muahahaha...Ah-Hem…..(I'm making this up as I go along but anyways) and I shall use some of the brilliant idea's from the "Bored Book". Trust me very evil stuff.