Aye, Rubber Ducks
Disclaimer: I own the evil rubber duck. He is mine I tell you Muahahahaha
Summary: When an evil Rubber Duck and his crew of evil doers including, the Killer Kiwi, Yzma, Captain Hook and many more try taking ova the world by ridding it of rum, the only people who can stop them are those who are the least interested in the job, apart from 1.
Chapter 2: How to make pamphlets on taking over the world
It was a week after the incident in the bathroom and the evil rubber duck had done a lot since then. He had begged enough to buy a book entitled "How to make pamphlets on taking over the world', a stack of paper for the pamphlets and a computer to make the pamphlets on.
"Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaaa", the little duck quacked as he shoved the last pamphlet into the Swann residents mail box.
Soon the world would be his, he thought as he went back to the docks to wait for evil-doers to arrive.
Meanwhile half way across the world in New Zealand the Killer Kiwi opened his mailbox.
"Bill, bill, invitation to aunts wedding, bill, junk mail, bill, pamphlet on taking over the world, bill....PAMPHLET ON TAKING OVER THE WORLD?"
KK, as he called himself looked closer at the Evil rubber ducks pamphlet.
To whom it may concern.
If you are interested in helping in the domination of this world please attend the meeting at Port Royal docks on the 29th for more information and a free bottle of "Governor Swann's Rubber Duck transformer".
From Rubber Duck.
KK smiled to himself happily. This could be his big break and with that he took of in flight in the direction of the Caribbean getting a few weird looks from those who thought kiwi's couldn't fly. (Kiwi's can't really fly don't worry)
Will sat boredly looking around the sitting room. Elizabeth was curled up in a ball in front of the fire, the Governor was snoring in his armchair and Jack was spread out along a couch half drunk half asleep.
Sighing Will sat up, What type of people go to sleep at 4 o'clock in the afternoon, he thought.
"Oi. Turner open the door", came a shout from a door.
Will quickly answered it and came face to face with his distant cousin who had been removed 3 times.
"Umbridge", Will cried in delight hugging his cousin.
"Why do you always call me by my last name and are you going to let me in or not?", she asked.
Letting her in he led her to the sitting room where the others were still asleep.
"So Dolores what have you been up to lately?"
"Oh nothing much. Just trying to rid the world of evil 15 years old boys", she smiled, "and you?"
"Becoming friends with pirates moving in with governors and being bored out of my brain"
Just as Umbridge was about to speak another knock came from the door.
Rubber Duck looked happily at all his new evil doers. There was the Killer kiwi known as KK, Yzma some old hag who was scary beyond all reason, Captain Hook, an unknown person in a Mickey mouse mask who hadn't said a word but had come up with a great idea of ridding the world of rum so everyone would go crazy and a donkey who wouldn't shut up.
"and this one time at band camp...wait I haven't been to band camp. Oh well it was a camp anyway, this guy tried drowning in a well but he fell down a hi…"
"SHUT UP", Rubber Duck said glaring at donkey.
"Oh...Don't worry I'll make sure no one tries interrupting you or talking…", Donkey started blabbering on again.
Everyone frowned and groaned. The unknown person in the Mickey Mouse mask pulled out a sledge hammer from a bag and hit Donkey hard over the head.
"OW...Oh yes and I will make sure no one…", Donkey kept blabbering.
Everyone looked at the Person in the Mickey Mouse mask who shrugged and turned back to the bag and pulled out a chainsaw.
AN: Ok Ok I lied Norrigton doesn't get a girlfriend that will have to be next chapter. Anyway apart from that next chapter we will find out if they can get Donkey to shut up, who was at the door, why everyone was asleep at 4 o'clock in the afternoon and there will be an unexpected twist.
And thanx to all my B-E-A UTIFUL reviewers Im sorry i havn't updated sooner but its the end of term adn teachers are going burko on h/w. Grrrrr anyway free Evil Rubber Duck merchaindise for all me reviewers ;)