Im not going to list all the things I would have to put on my disclaimer so ill just put it simply. I OWN NOTHING!

This is a bankotsu/jakotsu story (my first 1 eva!) If you do not like this pairing, dont continue to read.

This is who everyone will be (they're all supposed to represent some fairly tail creature)

Shippou; the traveling musician who often narrorates the obvious.

Kirara; puss in boots

Sango; Cinderella

Miroku; just a prince.

Kagome; bell (from beauty and the beast)

Inuyasha; the beast

Kouga; the big bad wolf!

Seshumarou; an elf

Narraku; some evil guy (everyone hates him as always.)

Renkotsu; robin hood (he can be robin hood if he wants to be!)

Jakotsu; kinda like the swan princess...ish

Bankotsu; jakotsu's handsome knight in shining armor!

Mukotsu; bankotsu's servant

Suikotsu; jakotsu's fairy godfather

Kagura; the tin man (only woman instead) if I only had a heart...

Kanna; a minion like always.

Kyokotsu; the giant on the bean stock. (Fee fii FO fum!)

Ginkotsu; little john (see Renkotsu)

Ayame; the little mermaid

Kohaku; king Arthur

Lady kaide; (help me out people! im clueless! who should she be?!)

Jaken; the frog prince

Rin;(another I dont know who she should be! (Sob))

Kikyo; the wicked witch of the west! (Sorry Kikyo fans, I was forced into this!)

If you can think of anything else please talk to mesh im your reviews!

CHAPTER 1

A brave knight clad in shining armor, marched through the dark forest, emerging into a small barren meadow. In the center of the meadow, stood a tall black tower, the tallest ever built by man. The knight was not intimidated and entered through a large wooden door in the front without hesitation.

Once within the amazing structure, he unsheathed his sword and slowly approached the stairs that undoubtedly led to the top of the tower. With every step his pace increased until he saw a glimmering light and began to close in on it.

When he emerged to the top of the stairs he found himself in a beautiful room. It was a pale lavender with large amounts of beautiful pink, red, blue, white, and orange flowers growing out of pretty much nowhere, all about and furniture only fit for royalty. He lifted his helmet revealing his handsome face and short, black as night hair.

Soon his attention was on the middle of the room, where a silver bed with thin purple sheets stood. He walked twored it and lifted the sheets slightly. Beneath them, asleep, was the most beautiful maiden he had ever seen. Her lips were red as roses and her long silken hair waved about her, slightly broad, yet not too unflattering shoulders. The strange things were the two unusual purple marks going down from her eyes, not that they didn't add to her beauty.

The brave knight now knew what his task was, and he leaned foreword, twored the maidens sleeping form. Before he closed the gap between them, he hesitated, savoring the moment.

"Hey cutie, what are you waiting for?"

"WHOAH!"

The knight jumped back, in complete surprise, practically falling out the unnaturally large window, which was right behind him.

"M-maiden! You've already been awakened?! He said off guard.

She suddenly glared at him, stood up, and walked twored him.

"How dare you...."

She put a hand on his chest, glare still not ME FOR SOME FILTH! IM A MAN!"

With that "he" pushed on the other mans torso, forcing him out the window. The knight was too shocked to even have a chance.

"Hmph! Me Filth?! Oh come on!" he grumbled walking back to his bed.

" Well you sure showed him, didn't you jakotsu." a sly voice came from the windowsill. Jakotsu turned and rolled his eyes.

" Like a girl could ever look half as good as me!"

The figure on the window jumped off and walked twored the feminine man. He had short brown hair which was slicked back and three green lines on either side of his face. The strangest thing about him was the wings on his back. They were small, glittery, and pink. Oh yes, and dont forget his matching wand.

"You know jakotsu, as you fairy godmother..."

"Father."

" Fairy godfather, I really think you should find someone to marry soon. You have to judge people better, instead of throwing them out your window..."

He looked down where the knight had fallen.

"Im o-Kay!" he shouted from below.

Jakotsu then picked up a chair from the room and threw it down.

THUNK!

"How about now?"

"Yeah...im still good."

Jakotsu left and returned with a large and incredibly tacky looking couch and threw it down.

BOOOM!

"Now?"

"......."

"Good." jakotsu turned to the other man once again." you were saying Suikotsu?"

Suikotsu sweat dropped and sat on the windowsill again.

"Nothing, nothing at all..."

Jakotsu sighed while walking to his bed and leaning on it with his palms. He didn't really want to get married, not that it would be that easy due to his "preferences" as some called them, but he had no choice. When he was still just a small boy a horrid creature named Narraku put a curse on him so that until he find someone who loves him to break the curse, every night he would turn into a-

SWOOSH THUNK!

Jakotsu shuffled twored the window, where the noise had originated from and began to shout.

"EXCUSE ME, IM TRYING TO THINK OUT MY ANGSTY LIFE STORY FOR NO APPARENT REASON, DO YOU MIND!"

"WELL EXCUUUUSE ME!" came the response. Suikotsu had fallen from the window. He now lay not too far from the couch jakotsu had thrown down earlier.

"Hey...that was my favorite couch."

As Suikotsu ranted, jakotsu went back into his thoughts. Ever sense he had been given the curse, he and his fairy godfather left home to find a husband for him. It's been seven years since they left.

Jakotsu gave yet another wistful sigh. There was one guy he liked that he had met many many yeas ago. The black haired boy smiled at the thought.

Seven years ago

A little jakotsu cried and wiped his eyes on his arm. The other arm held a small stuffed bear that was torn in many places. In front of him another little boy was fighting fist fighting with two others. Soon he made them leave.

"AND DONT COME BACK!" he shouted waving his fist as they ran.

After he was sure they were gone he turned to jakotsu and smiled. He had long black hair in a long braid down his back and brilliant blue eyes.

"You shouldn't cry so much, it only makes them tease you worse."

Jakotsu sniffed.

"Thank you bankotsu.."

The boy put his arm around jakotsu's shoulders and smiled bigger.

"No problem! Lets be friends!"

Jakotsu smiled and nodded happily. No one else ever treated him so nicely, normally he was shunned. He was actually getting a friend! The adorable little boy practically jumped for joy.

For three years the two were inseparable, spending all their time together. That is, until one of them had to leave.

A ten-year-old Bankotsu ran down the street waving his arms franticly, tears in his eyes. Further up the street jakotsu sat hanging out of his carriage trying to reach bankotsu, even though Suikotsu was pulling him back.

"Wait! Jakotsu! I never got to say good-bye!"

"Bankotsu!!" he shouted and his best friend disappeared slowly.

For a few moments he sat, broken with his arms still hanging from the end of his carriage. For some reason his heart hurt badly after that, and the hurt never went away.

Far off from the other end of the road, another felt the same way.

Present

"Hmm. i wonder what bankotsu is doing now."

Many miles away in the kingdom of Notveryclosetohere

A handsome young man hops through the grand hall of the royal castle with a bucket on his head.

"ARGGGHHHH! IT'S STUCK!!"

END CHAPTER ONE

YES I DO LIKE USING CAPS-LOCK.

Thank you so much for reading! This is my first fic ever and I hope you like it! Everyone else will be introduced soon and so will the other pairings. Oh yeah. Ill explain the ages and jakotsu's curse in the next chapta too. Sorry this is so short!

Please review and give me any ideas you think are good. Im very open ya know!

Ja ne!