Aye, Rubber Ducks

Disclaimer: Nothing!!! Waaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh…..Wait I own Rubber Duck & KK

Summary: When an evil Rubber Duck and his crew of evil doers including, the Killer Kiwi, Yzma, Captain Hook and many more try taking ova the world by ridding it of rum, the only people who can stop them are those who are the least interested in the job, apart from 1.

Chapter 2: Crikey!

Will edged towards the door slowly. Opening it up his mouth turned into turned into the biggest smile ever.

"COOKIES", He yelled pulling the boxes away from the girl.

She ran off screaming while Will opened the boxes in delight.

Rubber Ducks meeting was broken up when a screaming girl went running past yelling something about cookies. Everyone split just incase the girl noticed something and they all decided to meet up again in Yzma's "secret lab" the next day.

Rubber Duck decided that he would return to the home in which he was created to see if anything there could be of assistance to his plot of world domination. Taking off in flight the Rubber Ducky flew back through the Swann's bathroom window which was STILL open.

Just as Will was about to give Umbridge a tour of his...er...the Swan's home there was another knock at the door at the door. Jumping Will spun around and pulled the door open for a second time.

"G'day mate"

Will gave the man at the door the most stupidest look in the world before asking, "Who the hell are you?"

"Steve Irwin. Crocodile hunter. I believe you have an infestation mate", Steve replied smiling.

"Um….I don't think we have crocodiles in the Caribbean", Will said but Steve just continued on completely ignoring Will.

"No worries mate. I'll get all of out. Take em back to Australia. Just keep out of the way mate, don't want ya getting hurt"

Steve left the room to go search the rest of the house leaving Will standing at the door completely confused. Shaking his head slightly he made his way back to the sitting room to find Steve shoving Umbridge in a bag.

"Doesn't seem like Crocs are your only problem mate. Found this bloody toad just sitting here as if it owned the place"

"That isn't a toad. That's my cousin, 3 times removed" Will shouted at the man.

"No no mate. This is defiantly a toad", Steve said dragging the bag back out side and chucking it into car.

Wills worries about Umbridge were instantly lost when he saw the vehicle.

"What the?", he asked but Steve had already made his way back into the house.

Sighing angrily he wondered why none of the others had awoken yet.

Steve walked into the Swann bathroom followed by his loyal camera crew who had just magically arrived in the hallway after catching the wrong plain. Steve spotted Rubber Duck instantly.

"Crikey! Poor buggers. Crocs, toads and wild ducks", he said slightly shaking his head before he turned back to the camera.

"Now people never try this at home"

Rubber Duck gave Steve an odd look before saying, "Who the hell are you?"

Steve ignored, "This is a very dangerous animal. Though these type of ducks are extremely stupid…"

"Hey...I don't see you designing brilliant plans for world domination"

"...and ugly as you can see…"

"WHAT? Now your asking for it"

"...so this animal should be quite easy to sneak up on. When he isn't looking I'll...CRIKEY!!!"

Rubber Duck attacked. He ripper he tore and many other things that are just to gross to mention. Snickering evilly the little duck flew off out the window in the direction of Yzma's "secret lab".

Elizabeth walked into the hall after finally awakening and was nearly ran over by a bunch of TV crew that came from the bathroom. Curiosity getting the best of her she slowly pushed the door open to find Steve body parts all over it.

She screamed.

And it finally woke the rest of the house up too.

AN: Ok...I have completely forgotten what I was going to make happen in this story so I've kinda started it again from this point. So just ignore former AN's. Anyways I have had some brilliant ideas for this story and am enjoying writing it.