*** Yes that's right, I'm back again!!! Did you miss me? No? Dang. Oh well! In either case, here's chapter five!!! Please review and I hope you like it! Forgive me if I have issues with keeping the names straight…I need to review my Matrixness. Okay! Sorry about the delay, I was fwacked with some serious writer's block. Sorry, I'm basing this one off the first movie…just 'cuz it suits me better.***
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The votes have been totaled so today, by popular demand, my mind has been plugged and I am thinking about the MATRIX! So without further ado!
Chapter Five: The Matrix!
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Wakka: "Dude…why does Nayeli keep throwing us into different worlds and such?" *scratches his head with his blitzball.*
Lulu: "Because she's mean?"
Nayeli: TAKE IT BACK!!!!
Lulu: "Why?"
Rikku: "Yeah, why?!?"
Nayeli: "Because TODAY, you are going to enter the world of the Matrix…and I could do some HORRIBLE stuff to you unless you're nice."
Wakka: "Whoa man…er…lady. I'll be nice!"
All the rest: *nod vigorously*
Nayeli: "Alright! That taken care of, lets send you off to the world of Neo!" *waves a magic pencil.*
~~~And so we begin the story~~~
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"Morpheus, we have an unidentified ship closing in on us." Tank said, turning to his leader.
"Tank, is it one of ours, or is it…" He trailed off.
"I don't know that it is either. It does not bear the mark of Zion, nor use any of our controls, but I have yet to see a ship of the machines that is red." He paused. "Not to mention a ship of theirs of any color."
"What do we do?" Asked Switch, walking up.
"Contact them. At the same time, we report to Zion. Tell them there is an unknown ship here in the real world."
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Cid was piloting the red Al Behd ship with ease through the messy dim corridors of the real world. "This is too weird…" Said Rikku, looking out in awe.
"I know what'cha mean." Said Wakka, walking up beside her.
"Kimahri no like here." Kimahri, obviously.
"It's okay Kimahri." Said Yuna, walking up. "I'm sure the people here are friendly."
"Yeah, when we find people." Said Tidus, in a very preppy, depressed like fashion.
"Shut up kid. This is just another chapter in your story." Auron added, very seriously.
"ENOUGH WITH THE STORIES!" everyone shouted.
"Hey look! A ship!" Rikku was bouncing up and down in a very cute fashion. All the males watched her, even Cid.
"Hey you! Snap out of it!" Yelled Lulu, as she slapped Wakka.
"Yo man! What was dat for!" He said, cuddling his cheek.
"So I could do this." Lulu answered as she moved in to kiss him. In a matter of seconds, the two of them were making out on the floor.
"Okay…I'm disturbed…" Said Yuna, backing up.
"Ewww…Is that what we look like Yuna? 'Cuz if it is…" Tidus's body shuddered horribly.
"Attention Red Ship. This is Morpheus. Are you from Zion?" Suddenly, a voice blared over the intercom.
"What's a Zion?" Asked Rikku, looking perplexed.
"You do not know of Zion!?!" Morpheus seemed in shock.
"Well, ya' see…I got to close to sin and.."
"Oh shut up Tidus! We aren't in Spira anymore!" Lulu looked at the boy with a fed-up face.
"Listen Morphine, we don't know what this Zion place is, but we are incredibly lost and if you're friendly, we are too." Cid paused for a second. "But if not…WE'LL BLOW UP THE SHIP AND TAKE EVERYONE DOWN WITH US!"
"Dad…"
"MY NAME IS NOT MORPHINE!" Morpheus's angry shout blared over the intercoms.
"Sorry dude…" Said Wakka.
"They said they were friendly Morpheus…do we trust them?" Trinity's soft voice came from the background.
A great pause took place because Morpheus was being dramatic………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….. "Yes."
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"I like our ship better." Said Rikku, wandering around the great hunk of steel. "It has good food, cushions, lots of space…you know the kind of stuff everyone wants."
"W-What did you say your ship has?" Cypher seemed to snap out of his grumpiness to stare at the teenager with an odd look in his eyes.
"She said it has the good stuff." Repeated Yuna for her cousin.
"What KIND of good stuff?" Asked Morpheus, just now walking over.
"I told you already." Rikku said and covered her forehead, as if to signify that they were really stupid. "Good food, not this blop, cushions, space, heating vents, bathrooms…which for some reason I cannot find on your ship… and…well, you know, that kind of stuff."
A great silence followed the fifteen year old's sentence. "I…want…THAT SHIP!!!" Shouted Neo, and lead the crew towards the Al Behd Ship.
"Never!!!" Shouted Cid.
"I do say, I just got here, and there is no way you're taking their ship, even if they are my enemies." The vein began to throb dangerously. "IT'S NICE!"
"We are taking that ship…NOW!"
And so began another battle for our fated crew.
~Begin RPG Mode the second~
Morpheus, Neo, and Trinity are on one side, Yuna, Tidus, and Kimahri on the other. Everyone else is on the sidelines awaiting their turn.
Neo: I'm The One Attack Does lots of fun kicks at Tidus. Tidus cries and faints. Lulu comes in.
Yuna: My BOYFRIEND! Attack Eyes become demon red, wings and horns appear, and she becomes a mini-devil in a dress. Opens her mouth and GLOMP!, Neo is gone. Tank comes in.
Trinity: MY(!!!) Boyfriend attack!! Eyes become demon red, wings and horns appear, and she becomes a mini-devil in an ugly cotton 'real world' clothing style costume. "CAT FIGHT!!!"
Morpheus, Kimahri, Lulu, and Tank: Stare All watch the demon-cat fight.
Yuna and Trinity: Bitch Slap! Both bitch slap each other at the exact same moment dealing 777 damage to each other. Both faint.
Nayeli: Tired Author attack! Puts the pen down and the chapter ends.
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Seymour: DUDE!!! I didn't even get to attack!!!
Nayeli: I know.
Rikku: Why'd you stop??? *continues to whine*
Nayeli: Because this chapter really sucked, and there was no need to prolong the end.
Neo: Yeah, it did suck.
Nayeli: *Bitch Slap Attack* ….Wow…that was fun…I gotta do that more often!!!
Everyone: Runs away.
Nayeli: Hey! Sorry about the uber-long wait for such a let down chapter. *Begs forgiveness* I just couldn't bring myself to write anymore of this one…wow it sucked. Oh well. The next one will be sooner (hopefully) and better (surely). Review anyway?
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~~Blayze I.F.~~ I heard about that and it TOTALLY made my day! WHO HOOO!!!! (And Kingdom Hearts Two!!! Yay!!!)
~~Brian, Dark Emotionless Shadow~~ Thanks for reading and voting, and WHERE DID 'LOVE ME TENDER' GO!!! *runs off in a corner crying*
~~fxxtidus899~~ I'm glad you find this story so funny 'cuz that means I'm doing something right! *does the happy dance of much joy* Thank you for voting! Thanks for the complements!
~~Crono101~~ I'm so glad that you loved it so much! Whoo hoo, I can write in RPG mode and still be good! I was so worried about that. Glad to hear it went over well! Thanks for the vote, and I'm glad it won for ya!
~~Brokenlioness~~ I'm glad you found it funny and here's the chapter you've been waiting for!~~Anonymous~~ Thank you for voting and for the complements.
~~Saranomy~~ Hehe! I guess you're voting for the Matrix? I agree, they are REALLY good. Feel sorry for me though, I haven't seen the third one yet.
Me: *grumbles and looks at boyfriend.*
BF: WHAT???
Me: MOVIES!!!!
Anyway…thanks for voting and I'm glad you enjoyed the RPG mode. I was worried about it.
~~Dark Shampoo~ Whoo hoo!! I'm on a favorites!!! Joy! *Does the happy dance of much joy* I'm glad you found this so funny and I'm terribly sorry for the Uber-long wait.
~~FireLady03~~ I know it's an elf thing. Legolas is extremely hott, and we all know it. I just couldn't resist…I'm glad you're so gracious as to forgive me like that. THANKS! Oh, and thanks for the vote.
~~Dracona~~ Yo! First off, I love the name. Lol…umm…oh yeah, I remember what I was gonna say. Thanks for saying that this is one of the funniest things out there. I am happy! *grin* Thanks for the vote too.
~~Wondering Why~~ I'm glad you liked the RPG style. Yay!!! Thanks for voting for the Matrix too. Before you, I had a three-way tie! *gasp of horror* What would I have done without you??? Thanks for the idea too.
~~LOTR Chic~~ Thank you for voting. (Personally, I'm sitting here on the edge of my chair, fingers poised, waiting for that one to win. *sigh* Soon maybe?)
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CHOICES!!!
Theme Park~ 0Canada~0
NYC~0
Pets~2
Harry Potter~2
Meeting Other Final Fantasy Characters~0
Pokémon~1
In Other Games (specify?)~0
Stuck in Each Other~1
Councilors~0
Vegi-Tales~0
Sports~0
Meet the Author~0
Describing Their Bedrooms~0
Pirates of the Caribbean~ NEW!
Dragon Ball Z~1 (NEW!)
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Kay thanks! I'm all done now! Please review. Sorry for any of you hard-core Matrix fans who wanted stuff from the third movie in here…I haven't seen it yet. *SOB* I need to find someone *cough boyfriend Cough* who's over eighteen to take me. *Sigh* Soon hopefully! Oh, and I realized that in the last chapter, I think I messed up Saruman and Sauron. Woe is me. REVIEW?