*** Hey guys!  I'm back in record time!  Yes, that's right, chapter six is up now!  Yay!  Now…it may be ever so slightly weird because well…I just had my wisdom teeth pulled today and they gave me lots of pain meds…  Hehe.  Anyway, so yeah, I defend myself with that.  ***

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This time around, there was yet another tie for wins between Pirates of the Caribbean and Meeting Final Fantasy Characters.  Unfortunately, I am feeling a bit…odd, and I feel like having them meet me.  Yes, me. (Sorry about blowing off the voting…I blame it on the drugs.)  So…without further ado:

Chapter Six: Meet the author !!! (AKA: Me.)

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We set the scene in the quaint town of Besaide.  The gulls are flying around, the water is splishing, and the kids are having fun.  All of a sudden, a girl who is dressed very oddly falls out of the sky and onto the beach.  (FYI: Imagine how somebody who has just had four teeth yanked out would talk, 'cuz that's how I'm talking right now.  I just wanted you guys to be able to understand me well.)

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~~WAKKA'S STORY~~

Nayeli: Oww…Stands up and rubs her butt.

Wakka:  Wow!  Dude!  Where did you come from???  Eyes the author  And just who are you?

Nayeli:  I'm Nayeli.  Stops rubbing her sore butt and looks at Wakka.  You should know that.  I'm the author.  I rule your world!  Laughs manically, then stops and grips her mouth in pain  (FYI: Don't do a wide-open mouth after having wisdom teeth yanked.  It hurts.  A lot.)

Wakka:  Uh huh…Well, you kind of look like our Nayeli, except that she doesn't go around in a short dress covered in angel wings, nor does she go around barefoot unless it's summer-

Nayeli:  It's always summer here!

Wakka: Fine.  Be besides all that, she doesn't stick two ice packs inside two bandanas, tie them together, and then tie them to her head.

Nayeli:  Mom said it would make me better…

Wakka: Laughs  So our all-powerful author is a momma's girl now?

Nayeli:  Takes a deep breath  First off, the 'dress' is not a dress…it's pajamas! And I like them!  Secondly, I'm not a momma's girl, but I don't like pain either, nor am I particularly fond of having my mouth bleed.  THAT is why I'm doing this.

Wakka: I don't believe ya'.  Ya' aren't our author.

Nayeli: I am too!

Wakka: Not.

Nayeli: I AM!!!….ow….note to self: don't laugh OR scream with your mouth open wide…it hurts too.

Wakka: Well, okay on that; Nayeli does talk to herself on occasion-

Nayeli: It's good for a soul to do that every now and then…

Wakka: But in either case, you can't be Nayeli.

Nayeli: Yes I am.  You're just a dope who plays a lot of blitzball and then screws his dead brother's girlfriend.

Wakka: WHY YOU!!!…how'd you know that?

Nayeli: I played the game.

Wakka: Oh…well I still don't believe you're Nayeli.

Nayeli: sighs Why?

Wakka: Because by now, Nayeli would have smacked me or something.

Nayeli: Oh…yeah, I guess you're right…I would have…I blame it on the pain meds…they're making me tired.  Well, if that's the only way to prove it to you… then I guess I could do something to you.

Wakka: No…not 'do something', 'smack me'.

Nayeli: No.  I feel like doing something else today.

Wakka: Why?  looks edgy

Nayeli:  Yawns  Because to smack you would mean actually going over there and I'm tired and my butt hurts.

Wakka: What does your butt have to do with anything?  Looks at Nayeli's butt

Nayeli: Stop that, or I'll make Lulu magically appear and have her smack you again.

Wakka: Will I get to make out with her again?

Nayeli: No.

Wakka: Damn.  Right then…what'cha gonna do to me.

Nayeli: ponders for a moment.

Wakka: Haha!  You aren't our Nayeli, she would have thought of something by now and done it!

Nayeli:  Hmm… I lost my wisdom teeth…they must have taken some wisdom….

Wakka: Liar.  Ya' just want power over Besaide.  TO BAD!

Nayeli:  Sigh And to think you were my favorite character…

Wakka: I was?

Nayeli: Until you started being a jackass to Rikku.  Then she became my favorite character.

Wakka: Why?

Nayeli: Because you were mean to her and because she kinda acts like me and that amused me.

Wakka: You act like Rikku?

Nayeli: I can.

Wakka:  Can you speak two Languages?

Nayeli: English and Spanish.

Wakka: Show off.

Nayeli: And bits and pieces of Hindu, French, German, and Italian.

Wakka: Double show off.

Nayeli: They aren't much.  Basically, just enough to insult someone or thank them.

Wakka: I don't think that count's then, ya?

Nayeli:  You're annoying me.

Wakka: Oh fear. I'm annoying the fake author.  Somebody save me!  Falls over laughing

Nayeli: Sigh I didn't want to do this to you.

Wakka: Do what?

Nayeli: Snaps and Wakka is in a Dentist's chair

Wakka: Umm…what's going on?

Nayeli: Snaps again and an oral surgeon appears

Oral Surgeon: What's going on today?

Nayeli: He's having his wisdom teeth removed.  All of them.

Oral Surgeon: Okay then!  I just need to sign this consent form saying that you will never ask us to put them back in.

Wakka: I don't want 'em pulled!

Nayeli: He's just scared.  Besides, he already signed!

Wakka: No I didn't!

Nayeli: Yes you did.  At least, you kind of did.  I help you a little.

Wakka: YOU FORGED MY SIGNITURE???

Nayeli: No.  I found your journal, erased a page except for your name, and wrote the document around your signature.  A pause  I laughed so hard when they asked about having your teeth put back in.  I could never imagine anyone asking for them back.

Wakka: You're evil.

Nayeli: No, I'm in pain, I'm PMSing, and you made fun of my ice pack/bandana contraption.  You're evil AND incredibly stupid.  In general, a woman is never a good person to mess with, but a PMSing woman who just  had her teeth yanked and who also happens to be the author is DEFFINETLY not a good person to cross.

Wakka: Gulp

Nayeli: Go to work Doctor!

Oral Surgeon: Yes ma'am!

Nayeli: Oh how I love the sound of that…everyone should do that to me.  Wanders off the beach, leaving Wakka to his fate.  Oh…being evil is fun on occasion…and I'm so rarely evil…this is fun!

~~YUNA'S STORY~~

Nayeli: Hi Yuna.

Yuna: Ah!! Who are you?

Nayeli: Bows I am the author, Nayeli.

Yuna: Oh…why are you here?

Nayeli: Why not?

Yuna: Umm…I dunno.

Nayeli: Exactly.  So how are you today Yuna?

Yuna: Is this a trick question?

Nayeli: Surprisingly not.

Yuna: Oh, okay then.  I'm doing pretty good.  How are you?

Nayeli: My mouth hurts, but other than that, I'm doing good.  My mood got considerably better after talking to Wakka.

Yuna: You talked to Wakka already?

Nayeli: Yup.  He was a jerk, so I decided to…well….take away some of his wisdom.

Yuna: Wakka has wisdom?

Nayeli: Laughs just enough to not hurt  You know, I would have made you my favorite character if only you weren't so weak.

Yuna: Thinks for a moment  I'm not sure if that was complement or not…

Nayeli: Me neither.

Yuna:…I'm not weak!  I can call Aeons!  Doesn't that account for something?

Nayeli: Yes…but sometimes the Aeons die, and then you are worthless again.

Yuna: Meany. 

Nayeli: Sorry.

Yuna: Silence So why would I have been you're favorite character?

Nayeli: Isn't it simple?  Because I kinda look like you!  See, we have the same hair cut, and on occasion, my eyes go green or blue.

Yuna: Sorry, the bandanna was in the way and I couldn't see your hair.

Nayeli: Meh.  At least you weren't stupid like Wakka and made fun of it.

Yuna: I don't know that you would be very good to be making fun of Nayeli.  You are the author after all.

Nayeli: Smiles  There's hope for you yet!  Don't worry, after you defeat Sin, you get some nifty cool guns that I really want, and then maybe you'll become my favorite character.

Yuna: claps Yay!

Nayeli:  That's a good girl.  Now go off and practice doing whatever it is summoners do in their training.  I need to find Lulu.

Yuna: Okay!  Bye!

~~LULU'S STORY~~

Nayeli:  Hi Lulu!!!  Where are you?

Lulu: In the kitchen.

Nayeli:  You have a kitchen in here?  wanders in a kitchen she never knew existed

Lulu: Yup.  By the way, who are you?

Nayeli:  I'm the author.

Lulu: Nayeli?

Nayeli: That's me.

Lulu: Oh.  I liked my wedding.  It was very pretty.

Nayeli: No problem.  Glad to be of service.

Lulu: But you made Rikku marry her brother.

Nayeli: Shesh…it was an accident!

Lulu: They're going to have kids with seven fingers because you.

Nayeli:  So they'll be different…People should love them anyway.  And just think of how much of a better thief they'll be with seven fingers!

Lulu: I don't think they'll see it that way.

Nayeli: Their loss.

Lulu: Now, while the wedding was good, I can't say I appreciate how you've been making fun of how I dress.

Nayeli: Well…to put it bluntly, you look like a whore…a gothic whore.

Lulu:  HEY!

Nayeli:  I never was one for Goths or whores… but maybe they aren't all that bad.  pause  Did I ever tell you how a mime chased me down the street for two blocks calling me every name under the sun?

Lulu: What do mimes have to do with you calling me a gothic whore?

Nayeli: Did I tell you?

Lulu: sigh No….but mimes don't talk.  This couldn't have happened.

Nayeli: Oh believe me, they talk when they're really pissed off.

Lulu: And just how exactly did you piss him off?

Nayeli: I….threw a water bottle at him.

Lulu: WHAT?

Nayeli:  Me and my brother.  We threw our water bottles at him.

Lulu: WHY?

Nayeli: It's a long story.

Lulu: You're the author and you type really fast.  I'm sure you can get it done.

Nayeli:  Alright then.  Me and my brother, SpilledMilk-

Lulu: SpilledMilk?

Nayeli: He's an author too.  That's the name he chose.

Lulu: Interesting…  I would never have guessed you two were related.

Nayeli: Do not insult me.

Lulu: Sorry.  Continue with your story.

Nayeli: Say please.

Lulu: Are you three?

Nayeli: No, I'm almost seventeen.  Say please.

Lulu: Almost Seventeen?

Nayeli: Yes.

Lulu: When's your birthday?

Nayeli: This Easter.

Lulu: Oh that's fun.

Nayeli: Mmhmm.  Now do you want the story or not?

Lulu: sigh  Fine.  PLEASE continue with your story.

Nayeli: Alright!  So me and SM were-

Lulu: SM?

Nayeli: SpilledMilk.  It's a long name and I don't feel like typing it over and over.

Lulu: Oh.

Nayeli: So anyway, me and SM were waiting in the park in Kansas-

Lulu: You live in Michigan.

Nayeli: I moved here!  Guess from where!

Lulu: Kansas.

Nayeli: There we go!  So anyway, we're sitting on this bench during the middle of July (and July summers are hot), and this mime comes over.  So we mime away with him for a while, but then get bored of him and eventually, he gets the hint and goes to bother someone else.

Lulu: Question.

Nayeli: What?

Lulu: Do I get to hear the parenthesis?

Nayeli: You hear what's in them…

Lulu: Alright then, thanks.

Nayeli: No problem.  So Mister Mime goes to bother someone else.  Me and SM get bored with nothing to do but wait for my mom and my sister, who also has an account on here…something about Sailor Moon…

Lulu: You don't know you're sister's name?

Nayeli: It's really long and she's stopped writing.

Lulu: Why?

Nayeli: Because she loves to draw, not write.

Lulu: Oh.

Nayeli: So she's gonna be SS, kay?

Lulu: Which means…?

Nayeli: Sailor Something.

Lulu: Alright.

Nayeli: So we're waiting for my mom, SS, my friend Bee's mom, and Bee.

Lulu: Bee?

Nayeli: She doesn't write, but I don't want to use her real name.

Lulu: Oh.

Nayeli: So me and SM are waiting for them, and then we get this brilliant idea: Let's throw our water bottles at the mime!

Lulu: Oh yes, brilliant.

Nayeli: I blame it on the heat.

Lulu: Uh huh.

Nayeli: And…well, me and my brother get hit by random boughts of stupidity and so we go around together so that when one of us get a stupid idea, the other can go 'No, that's stupid!  Don't do that.'

Lulu: But in this case you did it anyway.

Nayeli: Kind of…see the flaw in the plan we have is that on very rare occasions, we get hit by stupidity at the same time…and this was one of those times.

Lulu: So you threw a water bottle at the mime.

Nayeli: Two.  We threw both of ours.

Lulu: And they splashed all over the mime.

Nayeli: Not exactly…we left the cap on.

Lulu: So you HIT the mime with two water bottles.

Nayeli: …. I guess you could say that.

Lulu: And then you ran.

Nayeli: No.

Lulu: No?

Nayeli: Not really.

Lulu: Why not!?!

Nayeli: Because…  See, SM was first to break out of the stupidity spell and saw the mime charging at us.  When he was like…thirty feet away, SM said "Nayeli, I think we should run."  I was still under the stupid spell though and said, "No.  He's a mime, the worst he'll do is put us in a box or something."  Then, when he got to about twenty feet away, I broke out of the stupid spell and said "SM, I think we should run."  But he had fallen back into it and said "No Nayeli.  Remember?  He's just a mime."  So we continued to stand there-

Lulu: Your stupidity amazes me.

Nayeli: Shut up, I'm the all-powerful author.

Lulu: Grumble

Nayeli: So then the mime gets to within ten feet of us (which really isn't all that far), and he starts to cuss.  Mimes don't cuss.  Ever.  So me and SM look at each other and shout "RUN!" and start to run.

Lulu: That's the end?

Nayeli: No.

Lulu: Then tell the end!……..please?

Nayeli: No.  I'll tell the rest later.

Lulu: You're a jerk.

Nayeli: You're a whore.  I hate your dress.

Lulu: I'm not the one walking around throwing water bottles at mimes and wearing a bandanna on their head.

Nayeli: Touché.

Lulu: Thank you.

Nayeli: But I'm still the all powerful author.

Lulu: Okay…so what are you gonna do to me?

Nayeli: To you?  Nothing.  I rather like these banters so maybe I'll come back for more later. 

Lulu: So why do you threaten me with being the all-powerful author?

Nayeli: Because.  Now you have to marry an idiot.

Lulu: Huh?

Nayeli: Wakka.

Lulu: He's stupid, but I wouldn't be calling him an idiot.

Nayeli: He is now.

Lulu: ….eyes Nayeli  What did you do to him?

Nayeli: I had his wisdom teeth pulled out.

Lulu: BUT!!!  Now he'll be really stupid!!!  You can't expect me to cope with that, can you?  I'm like you in that way!  You can't stand stupid people!  Think of what you've done to me!

Nayeli:  sigh  Oh alright.

Lulu: Yay!  Thank you!

Nayeli:  Meh, don't thank me yet.  I'm gonna keep him this way for a week, and then I'll give him back his wisdom teeth.

Oral Surgeon: You can't do that!  He signed the contract!

Nayeli: Sigh  I forget, you're new.  See Mr. Oral Surgeon, I'm the all powerful author, and I can do whatever I feel like doing.

Oral Surgeon: Frowns I don't like that.

Nayeli: Shrugs  Don't you?  Now you can go laze on the beach and watch women walk by in thongs.  (By the way, what's up with the Japanese and thongs?)

Oral Surgeon: I love you!

Nayeli: Oh! And just before Valentines day too!  Meh, to bad I hate the holiday.

Lulu: Me too.

Nayeli: Cool.  Well, I'll be back for Wakka in a week.  Call it vengeance, okay?

Lulu: Alright.

Nayeli: Now…you might want to make sure he doesn't die from blood loss or something.

Lulu: Huh?

Nayeli: Sigh GO TO THE BEACH AND HELP HIM!

~~TIDUS'S STORY~~

Nayeli:  I really don't like you.

Tidus: Oh, thanks a lot.

Nayeli: Meh.

Tidus: Meh?

Nayeli: Yes.

Tidus: Which means…?

Nayeli:  It doesn't really mean anything.  It's more like just a sound effect to say that you're stupid or that I don't really care.

Tidus: Then it means something.

Nayeli: Meh.

Tidus: And you don't hate me.

Nayeli: I never said I hated you, just that I really don't like you.

Tidus: Fine.  You really are okay with me.

Nayeli: Oh really?

Tidus: Yes.

Nayeli:  I beg to differ.   You're a snotty prep, annoying, you-

Tidus: And I look like-

Nayeli: DON'T SPEAK HIS NAME!

Tidus: Ah hah!

Nayeli: I really hate you.

Tidus: But I look like-

Nayeli: SHUSH!!!

Tidus: Why?

Nayeli: Because I'm doing my best to forget him.

Tidus: Why?

Nayeli: Because I should.

Tidus: You know…whenever you watch me and Yuna…you're thinking about you and him aren't you?  About how you can't have him.  And how me and Yuna look so much like you and him and how you wish it was us.

Nayeli: I REALLY hate you.

Tidus: Laughs  I can deal with it.  What are you going to do to me?  Surely you can't expect me to fear someone with bandanna's tied around the sides of their head.

Nayeli: They hold ice.

Tidus: Oh, that makes a big difference.

Nayeli: It does.

Tidus: Uh huh.

Nayeli: I hate you.

Tidus: You said that already.  What, is the all-powerful author out of ideas?  You can't do anything to me because I look like him.

Nayeli: Bull shit.  Bitch Slaps him

Tidus: Wow.  Never expected that.  Smirks

Nayeli: Is silent for a moment  I'll tell Yuna that you're having an affair with Lenne.

Tidus: Who?

Nayeli:  You'll see after you beat Sin.

Tidus: But I wouldn't do that!

Nayeli: And your point is…

Tidus: That's lying!

Nayeli: No it's not.  I'll say I got you and that other guy who looks like you confused.

Tidus: You mean-

Nayeli: No!  Not him.  This other guy who's obviously Japanese.

Tidus: Oh.  Well…don't!

Nayeli: Why not?

Tidus: Because it'll be bad luck!

Nayeli: For who?

Tidus: You and Rob.

Nayeli: Gets mad YOU SAID HIS NAME!!!  GRRRR!!!!!!

Tidus: Runs away

Nayeli: Yeah, you better keep running!!! Grrr…..

~~KIMAHRI'S STORY~~

Nayeli: Hi Kimahri!

Kimahri: looks at Nayeli

Nayeli: Hi!  I'm Nayeli!

Kimahri: looks at Nayeli

Nayeli:  You know…the all powerful author.

Kimahri: looks at Nayeli

Nayeli:  looks at Kimahri

Kimahri: blinks

Nayeli: I WIN!

Kimahri: blinks again

Nayeli: You're no fun…I'm leaving.  waits for a response.

Kimahri: looks at Nayeli

Nayeli: sigh walks away And to think I used to like you because of your quietness…

~~RIKKU'S STORY~~

Rikku: Hi Yuna!  What's with the weird head contraption?

Nayeli: I'm not Yuna, I'm Nayeli, and it's there to stop the pain 'cuz I just had my wisdom teeth pulled.

Rikku: That's odd…So did Wakka.

Nayeli: I know.

Rikku: How?

Nayeli: First, because I'm the all powerful author and I know everthing-

Rikku: Except that me and Brother are related.

Nayeli: Sorry about that.

Rikku: Whatever.  I'll just divorce him.

Nayeli: Okay.

Rikku: Was there a second reason to how you know about Wakka?

Nayeli: Yup.

Rikku: Gonna tell me?

Nayeli: Because I'm the one who made it happen.

Rikku: WHAT!?!

Nayeli: I made it happen.

Rikku: WHY???

Nayeli: He was being an idiot and mean.

Rikku: He's like that sometimes…it doesn't give you reason to go yanking his teeth out.

Nayeli: Don't worry.  It's not permanent.  Lulu talked me into letting him have them back, but I said that he had to wait a week.

Rikku: Oh…well…I guess that's okay.

Nayeli: You remind me of FireLady03.

Rikku: Who?

Nayeli: My friend.  She writes on here too.

Rikku: Oh.  Is she cool?

Nayeli: Duh.

Rikku: COOL!  I wanna meet her!

Nayeli: Why?

Rikku: Why not?

Nayeli: Umm…I dunno.

Rikku: So can I meet her?

Nayeli: I dunno.

Rikku: Why not?

Nayeli: Because I'd have to ask her.  I don't control her.

Rikku: whines But you're the all powerful author!

Nayeli: I hate it when you whine.  It's uber annoying.

Rikku: PLEASE.

Nayeli: I'll talk to her.

Rikku: But you're the all powerful author.  Can't you do what you want?

Nayeli: Only in my own stories.

Rikku: Oh…that sucks.

Nayeli: Yup.

Rikku: Can you swim?

Nayeli: Yes…why?

Rikku: Can you swim well?

Nayeli: I'm a lifeguard.

Rikku: Huh?

Nayeli: Sigh Yes.

Rikku: Then lets go swim in the well!!! Laughs hysterically

Nayeli: Right…backs away.

Rikku: Where are you going?

Nayeli: I still have to talk to Seymour.

Rikku: What about Auron and Cid?

Nayeli: Cid's on the airship and I really don't feel like talking to Auron.

Rikku: Why not?

Nayeli: Because this chapter's already… counts ELEVEN pages long…in point twelve font!  I usually average six WITH the thank-yous that I haven't even gotten too yet, AND I usually write in point fourteen font.

Rikku: Wow.  You wrote a lot.

Nayeli: Duh.

Rikku: But what do I do now?

Nayeli: Umm…go swim in a well?

Rikku: OKAY!

~~SEYMOUR'S STORY~~

Nayeli: Hey, you're not Seymour.

Auron: I know.

Nayeli: Can't you read?  This is Seymour's story.

Auron: Not anymore.

Nayeli: Why?

Auron: I crossed it out.  ~~AURON'S STORY~~  There, now isn't that better?

Nayeli: No.

Auron: Why?

Nayeli: Because it means I have to talk to you now.

Auron: You like me.

Nayeli: You can get annoying.

Auron: How so?

Nayeli: All that talk of stories and crap…not to mention that you're dead.

Auron: Seymour's dead too.

Nayeli: Four times over, I know.  But I was planning to have so much fun with him.

Auron: How so?

Seymour: Yes, what exactly were you planning to do to me?

Auron: Ahh!! How'd you get here?

Seymour: I'm supposed to be here.  Just because YOU crossed my name out doesn't mean that I immediately knew not to come.

Auron: Oh…sorry dude.

Nayeli: Dude?  Did you just call him dude?

Auron: smirks  In your own story, you too will learn the meaning of 'dude.'

Nayeli: SHUT UP!

Auron: No.

Nayeli: Why not?

Auron: Why should I?

Nayeli: Because I'm the all-powerful author!

Auron: An all-powerful author in bare-feet, pajamas, and a bandana wrapped around their head.

Seymour: Nice one dude slaps hands with Auron

Nayeli: What's going on with all the 'dudes'?!?!  And since when were you two chums?

Seymour: We made friends in the far-plane.

Nayeli: Oh.

Auron: Hey, what was it you were going to do to Seymour?

Nayeli: Hold on a sec…

~~AURON AND SEYMOUR'S STORY~~

Nayeli: There, that's better.

Seymour: I think you should add your name too.

Nayeli: Shut up.

Seymour: Why?

Nayeli: BECAUSE! (ow…)  breaths Not only am I the all powerful author, but I am also a PMSing woman.
Seymour and Auron: AHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Auron: This is horrible!

Seymour: I know!  We must escape!

Nayeli: No.

A&S: Why not?

Nayeli: Because if you do, I'll make your life miserable in all future chapters.

Auron: Hmm…I vote to stay.

Seymour: Agreed.  Now what were you going to do to me?

Nayeli: Oh yeah!  I'd almost forgot!  points her magic pencil

Seymour: What's going on!!??!!

Auron: It looks as though that vein of yours is getting bigger again.

Nayeli: Yup.  Smirks

Seymour: Why are you doing this to me???

Nayeli: Because you piss me off.

Seymour: How so?

Nayeli: Because you try to marry me-I mean Yuna!  Not to mention that you're evil.

Seymour: Why is it that I always get screwed over on that one…

Nayeli: It's a trait of being evil.

Auron: Nayeli…are you gonna make that vein stop anytime soon?

Nayeli: Looks at the vein.  Nope.

Seymour: But it'll explode!  Again!

Nayeli: Yup!  looks at her watch  If you hadn't of insisted on being her Auron, you would have been spared.  Oh well. Bye now! In a poof, she disappears.

A&S: look at each other  Ut ohh….

Seymour: BOOM!  And the vein explodes!  Blood runs down the screen just like it does in James Bond games…except…this time it's blue and you see Auron and Seymour lying on the ground.

Nayeli: THE END!!!!

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*** Whoo hoo!!  This has to be some kind of record or something!  It's amazing!  Not only did I post quickly, but it's actually fairly decent AND I wrote…twelve pages before the thank yous!  Well, I hope that you enjoyed it!  Please review!  On to the thanks! ***

~~Songwind~~  Thank you for voting!!!  It's always helpful…even if I didn't go with the votes today…  Sorry!!  Ah yes…we must see Matrix 3.  WE MUST!

~~Dark Lulu~~ Thanks for voting! 

~~Wolf of Light~~  Hmm…where do you live, 'cuz I think I must go live there.  Lol.  Oh, and look, I agreed with you!  Yayfullness!

~~Chihira~~  Wait…I think I know this name…is it from that Spirited Away movie?  I could have sworn I ended in an 'o' though…oh well!  Thanks for voting!

~~FireLady03~~  Hola my friend!  Rikku wants to meet you.  What say you?  Oh, and thanks for the complements on RPG style.  I just had my wisdom teeth yanked and I'll call you when I can talk again.  :)  See you soon!  (April 5th! If not sooner!)

~~J.C. Sarah~~ An excellent idea!  I shall add it to the votes!  (If…it's not already there and I just forgot…)  It's a deal!  I wrote, now you read!  Yay!.  Thanks for the luck!

~~LOTR Chic~~  Yes, I agree…mmmm….Will Turner…..

~~Haytham~~  Well, at least I have an honest reviewer!  Yay!  No, the Matrix is not an easy spoof to make…but oh well!!!  Thanks for voting!

~~Jake~~  Thanks for voting Jake!

And now for the choices!

Theme Park~ 0

Canada~1

NYC~0

Pets~0

Harry Potter~1

Meeting Other Final Fantasy Characters~2

Pokémon~0

In Other Games (specify?)~0

Stuck in Each Other~0

Councilors~0

Vegi-Tales~0

Sports~0

Describing Their Bedrooms~ 1

Pirates of the Caribbean~ 2

Dragon Ball Z~ 0

Kingdom Hearts~1 (New!)

Kay.  Review for me please?  I'll strike a deal…I'll review as soon as we hit 80.  (and let me know if you are number 80)  Bye now!