Overly Dramatic Narrator: "This is a tale of the Nobel Prince Miroku- "
Inuyasha: (snorts)
Overly Dramatic Narrator: "His faithful donkey, Inuyasha- "
Kagome: (laughing fit)
Overly Dramatic Narrator: "And the Lovely Princess- "
Kagome: "MMMEEEEEEEE!!!"
Overly Dramatic Narrator: "Sango."
Faithful Donkey Inuyasha: (laughing fit) "Maybe you need to let some of that air out of your head, eh Kagome?"
Kagome: (deflating)
Lovely Princess Sango: "Wow, a princess? Me? That's flattering. That's aweso-...bleh...." (got hit by a sleeping powder filled blow dart)
Overly Dramatic Narrator: "Long ago, Princess Sango was born unto a king and queen who lived next to the Evil Witch Kagome."
Evil Witch Kagome: "Whats?!?! WHTS AMS I'S EVILS!?! ANDS WHYS DOES EVERYTHINGS I'S SAYS ENDS INS ANS S?!?!"
Faithful Donkey Inuyasha: "This just keeps getting better...."
Evil Witch Kagome: "SHUTS UPS STUPIDS FAITHFULS DONKEYS!!!!"
Overly Dramatic Narrator: "One day, she pricked her big toe on a doughnut. Fainting from the sight of so much sugar, Lovely Princess Sango fell into a DEEP DEEP very drug induced sleep."
Lovely Princess Sango: (mumbling in sleep) "I want a pony, a boomerang, and a death sentence for the next person to touch my backside."
Noble Prince Miroku: (backs off) "I wasn't doin' nothin! It wasn't me. I SLIPPED!"
Overly Dramatic Narrator: "So her Fairy Godmothers decided to hide her form the Evil Witch Kagome."
Fairy Godmother Kouga, Sesshoumaru, and Naraku: (come on stage in skimpy fairy costumes)
Fairy Godmother Kouga: (yelps and covers up) "THESE ARE NOT MADE FOR GUYS!"
Fairy Godmother Naraku: (looking at himself in a mirror) "I could be a male model..."
Faithful Donkey Inuyasha: "And Sesshoumaru can be your female counterpart!"
Fairy Godmother Sesshoumaru: (chokes him with one hand) "Stupid donkey."
Fairy Godmother Kouga: (carries Sango to the "Magical Castle")
Fairy Godmother Naraku: "Dude...why are we taking her to a joint?"
Fairy Godmother Kouga: (glancing around and being skittish) "Shut up man....I've got a problem man......man..."
Fairy Godmother Naraku: "Yes you do...I cannot partake in such things as drugs for I am a male model!"
Fairy Godmother Sesshoumaru: (shoves white powder up his nose)
Overly Dramatic Narrator: "Nobel Prince Miroku set out to find Lovely Princess Sango's Burial Chamber...I mean, Hiding Place."
Noble Prince Miroku: "Where can she be?"
Faithful Donkey Inuyasha: "She's in that joint over there."
Noble Prince Miroku: "Thank you, Faithful Donkey."
Faithful Donkey Inuyasha: "No problem."
Noble Prince Miroku: (runs over to joint) "I'm here to rescue Lovely Princess Sango!"
Fairy Godmothers: (completely drugged) "Wow...It's a frog and a octopus."
Evil Witch Kagome: (walks in) "Uhs...I'ms heres tos kills Lovelys Princess Sangos...wheres cans Is finds hers?"
Fairy Godmothers: (point in different directions) "That way."
Evil Witch Kagome: "Thanks." (walks off)
Noble Prince Miroku: (starts to follow) "Okay, bye."
Fairy Godmother Naraku: (stands up) (falls over) "You can't just tango in here and...yeh! You might be the Evil Witch Kagome that wants to kill Lovely Princess Sango!!"
Fairy Godmother Kouga: "Yeah!"
Fairy Godmother Sesshoumaru: (shoves white powder up Noble Prince Miroku and Faithful Donkey Inuyasha's noses)
Overly Dramatic Narrator: "And later, everyone got white powder and lived happily ever after!!! The end!"