Chapter 03:

"No, no, no, dawg! You're going too slow!" John complained; stopping the beat of his drums and waving his drum stick at Randy.

"John! Maybe you're just going too fast!" Randy retorted.

"Now dawg, why would I be going too the fast?! Ya'll doing fine a while ago in the same kind'o beat! Until you screwed it up and started playing too fast! Yo, what's wrong with you?!"

Randy rolled his eyes and shook his head before walking out of the room to drink some water.

"Dude, take it easy on him. He just came from a nasty break-up with his girlfriend." Batista answered while playing the C major scale on the keyboards.

"Oh...okay. I get it, I get it." John nodded, shaking his head and feeling bad that instant for his best friend.

"I really thought they were gonna end up married." Chris spoke out as he began plucking to the sound of an anonymous song.

"Me, too." Jeff agreed, who like Chris, was plucking a tune to a random a song.

"Well...guess not." Edge stated while cleaning the end of his violin.

Once Randy came back, they resumed in practicing for the five songs they were going to play in the program of the WWE party, to make sure that they wouldn't screw up in front of everyone else.

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"Guys! Maybe we should lower down the volume of the amps. I can only hear the playing of the instruments. I can't even hear Stacy's voice!" Molly complained; stopping the cymbals she just hit as everyone else agreed.

Trying to practice their second song for the fifth time, they began playing it smoothly and ended it just perfectly.

"Alright! We're getting better!" Gail applauded, fixing the strap of her bass guitar.

"Okay! On to the next song!" Lita announced as they proceeded to play the following song until they perfected all five of what they were supposed to play.

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"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen!" Vince welcomed on the microphone. "I'd like to welcome you all to this grand night as we celebrate the success of our latest pay-per-view, SummerSlam and for the continuous attainment of our company." his voice blared throughout the whole ballroom of his enormous mansion.

He was standing on a large platform, in front of all the WWE workers and superstars, who were seated on separate, large round tables, watching him intently.

He spoke a little bit more before starting the program.

"As you all know, most of our WWE superstars here are endowed with the capability to play a musical instrument. And so to surprise you all, I have asked a few select of them to perform in front of you live tonight."

Stacy, Trish, Lita, Gail, and Molly smiled at each other as they were seated on one of the tables quite in front. All were excited to play for their fellow WWE workers and to astonish them with their added skills.

Stacy was wearing a snug, baby pink, long-sleeved t-shirt and a brown, fitting shirt over it, hugging her body real tight and had the words: I'm The Girl Your Mom Warned You About written in baby pink. She wore a tight pair of jeans and a couple of pink sneakers as she looked over to the other table where Randy, John, Jeff, Edge, Dave and Chris were seated. She sighed lightly before turning her attention back to Vince.

Lita, meanwhile, who was furtively watching Stacy, eyed her friend in an I-Knew-It-All-Along manner. She was dressed in a pair of black pants and a hot pink fishnet top over her black tube. She looked to another table and found Matt grinning widely at her before she smiled back.

Trish sighed impatiently at Vince's lengthy talking while shaking her head and cleaning the tip of her fingernails by rubbing it on her fitting, black t-shirt. She wore a pair of skater shorts and black Chucks as she stole a glance at the same table Stacy was previously looking at. She furtively smiled seeing as a certain rainbow-head secretly winked at her.

"And without further ado, let me introduce to you the first band who will be playing! They are composed of Molly Holly in drums, Trish Stratus in keyboards, Gail Kim in bass, Lita in lead guitars and lastly, Stacy Keibler in vocals."

The whole room erupted in applauses and cheers as the five made their way towards the platform. Randy stared wide-eyed meanwhile, as he had no idea that the girls were to play as a band as well. All along, he thought that it was only them guys who were to play. And what made matters more intriguing was that the long-legged diva, his ex-girlfriend, was the vocalist of their band.

He looked to his band mates, who just smiled and continued to look on the girls. Shaking his head, he sighed and watched 'them' intently as well. When he thought 'them', he meant his ex-girlfriend.

"Hello, ladies and gentlemen." Stacy greeted in her usual cheery voice, smiling as she did so. "Okay...so this first song we're about to play is by a famous singer, namely: Avril Lavigne. The title of the song is My Happy Ending."

Randy flinched at the mention of the song. He actually knew why Stacy and her band chose to sing it. He didn't even want to listen to the lyrics of it. But of course, he had to...seeing as his ex-girlfriend was the one who was going to sing the song. Just hearing her voice might just give him that tiny bit of hope that they could be together again. Besides, it was his entire fault that they broke up anyway. He sighed as he listened to the intro of the song.

Let's talk this over

It's not like we're dead

Was it something I did?

Was it something you said?

Don't leave me hanging

In a city so dead

Held up so high

On such a breakable thread

You were all the things I thought I knew

And I thought we could be

You were everything, everything that I wanted

We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it

All of the memories, so close to me, just fade away

All this time you were pretending

So much for my happy ending

You've got your dumb friends

I know what they say

They tell you I'm difficult

But so are they

But they don't know me

Do they even know you?

All the things you hide from me

All the shit that you do

You were all the things I thought I knew

And I thought we could be

You were everything, everything that I wanted

We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it

All of the memories, so close to me, just fade away

All this time you were pretending

So much for my happy ending

It's nice to know that you were there

Thanks for acting like you cared

And making me feel like I was the only one

It's nice to know we had it all

Thanks for watching as I fall

And letting me know we were done

He was everything, everything that I wanted

We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it

All of the memories, so close to me, just fade away

All this time you were pretending

So much for my happy ending

As the last few notes ended, the room was filled with cheers and applauses once again as Stacy grinned while waiting for them to settle down. Once they did, she began talking again. "This next song...is dedicated to the wonderful boyfriend of the redhead, Matt Hardy. Matt...this is for you...from Lita." Stacy declared, allowing Matt's broad grin to widen even more. This also allowed Randy Orton's blood to simmer in jealousy. His ex-girlfriend just called Matt Hardy a wonderful boyfriend. Then what is he? Scratch that. What was he?

Swaying room as the music starts

Strangers making the most of the dark

Two by two their bodies become one

I see you through the smoky air

Can't you feel the weight of my stare?

You're so close but still a world away

And what I'm dying to say

Is that I'm crazy for you

Touch me once and you'll know it's true

I never wanted anyone like this

It's all brand new

You'll feel it in my kiss

I'm crazy for you

As Stacy sang, Randy's heart almost could've melted. He was just too mesmerized. Too bad he wasn't her boyfriend any longer, his conscience told him. Randy sneered at the thought. Why was he so stupid?

"Matt! Lita says she loves you!" Stacy said once the song ended.

"I love you, too, Lita!" Matt yelled back as the whole room cooed and giggled for the couple.

"So anyway, this third song...is dedicated to another Hardy brother, Jeff! This is from your mutually understood partner, Trish Stratus!" Stacy spoke, making everyone laugh as Trish furiously blushed while Jeff insanely grinned.

You're the kind of friend who always bends when I'm broken

Like remember when

You took my heart and put it back together again

I've been wasting time on clueless guys

But it's over

Let me tell you why I'm through

I've met someone new who's just like you

You're it

You're the ultimate

It's automatic

I'm sure of it

No lie

So don't even try

To tell me that you're not the guy

'Coz I've been waiting all my life

For someone just like you

You're it

You're the ultimate you

You're the kind of guy whose hands in mine send shivers up and down my spine

You took my heart and put it back together again

You're the kind of guy who blows my mind

And now it's my turn

You've been right in front of me

Everything I need

Why didn't I see?

You're it

You're the ultimate

It's automatic

I'm sure of it

No lie

So don't even try

To tell me that you're not the guy

'Coz I've been waiting all my life

For someone just like you

You're it

You're the ultimate you

By the time the song ended, the cheers of the audience were so loud that it could win against the cheers of the fans in every RAW and Smackdown taping.

"Okay...before we move on with the next song, I'd like to ask permission from Chris Jericho first. Chris? Where are you?" Stacy called out as Chris raised up his arm. "Uhhh...hey, Chris! We kind of edited this song but it still has the same implication so don't you worry about it. Okay, guys...this next song is called...Don't You Wish You Were Me."

Upon hearing the title of the song, Chris laughed out loud. "Now this is going to be hella good." He told no one in particular.

Randy just smiled inwardly; crossing his arms over his abdomen and watching 'his' long-legged diva sing a kick-ass song.

Lita played the intro, shocking everyone at how good she could play the guitar. Gail entered with the bass as well as Molly with the drums. Trish played a continuous rhythm, impressing everyone at how proficient their band was.

I see the way you look at me

You envy me

And it's killing you

And you know it makes me smile

When I look in the mirror

Thinking how good it is to be queen

Don't you wish you were me?

The queen of all you see

Don't you wish you were me?

It ain't that easy

Don't think you'll ever be

Everything a girl should be

'Coz don't you wish you were me?

Keep dreaming...

You'll never be me

The moment they ended the song, it was Chris Jericho who was cheering the loudest. "Woohoo!!! Go Stacy!!! I love you!!!"

Randy cleared his throat, loud enough for Chris Jericho to hear. "You know...her ex-boyfriend happens to be here sitting on the table with you." He pointed out as Chris sheepishly grinned at him before sitting back down.

"I love her as a friend, dude." Chris replied, showing off his Cheshire grin.

Randy smirked and rolled his eyes. "Whatever."

Jeff and the rest laughed out loud at him. "You're so jealous, man!"

Their conversation immediately ended when they heard Stacy talk on the mic once again. "This last song is one of my favorites by Simple Plan. It really describes the situation I'm in and I'd be more than happy to sing it." She smiled at her band mates. "This one is entitled Addicted."

I heard you're doing okay

But I want you to know

I'm addic—I'm addicted to you.

I can't pretend I don't care

When you don't think about me

Do you think I deserve this?

I tried to make you happy

But you left anyway

I'm trying to forget that I'm addicted to you

But I want it and I need it

I'm addicted to you

Now it's over

Can't forget what you said

Heartbreaker

Heartbreaker

Again, Randy had to twitch at hearing Stacy sing the song. But hearing its lyrics made him wonder...she was still addicted to him? Did that mean something? Did she still...love him?

Whatever the answer was, he sighed because it wasn't long before Vince thanked the girls and was about to call their band to play. He just couldn't wait to sing the songs they were to sing as well.

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A/N: Sorry...this chapter wasn't much of a punk-ish chapter. Don't get me wrong...I am not a fan of Avril Lavigne. In fact, I dislike her, okay? But then the message of her song describes the situation of Randy and Stacy in the story so I just had to use it. Really sorry if that bothers anyone. (Both the fans and not fans of Avril.) But anywayz...to be frank, I'm not a fan of all the songs I used in this chapter. Hahahaha! Am I weird or what?! I'm sorry...but I just had to use the songs to describe the situations both the divas and the wrestlers were in so yeah...hehe. Although I am a fan of Don't You Wish You Were Me! Hahaha! Anywayz...sorry if this long message took up your time. Please don't forget to review, okay? Love ya'll! Mwah! :-)