Chapter 4
"Today, lovely Elwen, we are going to Mirkwood, to get married. And you shall be my princess," Legolas said dreamily. Elwen simply smiled and let herself be carried to her white mare.
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Unfortunately, six hours later, the small entourage of two was set upon by orcs. And there is nothing an orc loves to torture more than a Mary-Sue.
Legolas was knocked unconscious, though it took six of them. Elwen was left to the orcs. The orcs with a list of ways to torture a Sue, given to each tribe by some assassin or other.
To Torture A Sue: The Top Twenty-One Ways 1. Hang Up By Big Toe The orcs laughed mercilessly as they followed the instructions on the page. There was a huge tree, cleared of all branches except the top one. It was tied to the ground with chains. The orcs took coarse rope and wrapped it around each big toe. As a safety measure, they also tied it to her hair. They they took off the chains.
"OOOOOUUUUCCCCCCCCHHHHHH!!!!!" Elwen screamed as she was thrown into the air, left to hang by her toes. The orcs laughed and drugged Legolas more. They would have an exciting few days ahead of them.
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2. The Double Dutch Dance While Elwen was up in the tree, the orcs were weaving barbed wire, also from the assassin, into the heavy chains. Two hours later, they took her down.
"It's your lucky day. We have a double-dutch special. Survive and we'll only keep you until you die. Die and your friend takes your place," Karlash, the leader said.
Elwen survived, though barely. She was covered in scratches and bruises. When she saw what they planned next, she decided to scream.
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A/N: I realize this is very short. And from now on, this is considered a Sue-bashing. I really do have a list of how to torture her, but that's for me only. Have fun.
Replies:
Dalamar- Thanks for the idea. And please update soon. Oh, I have fair coming up, so I'll be riding my horse then.
M.A.D.- Oh, another Sue. Maybe Amy will volunteer. Or a poor orc-Sue. That's gotta be different.
leggylover4ever- Okay, more torture scenes, coming up!
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Unfortunately, six hours later, the small entourage of two was set upon by orcs. And there is nothing an orc loves to torture more than a Mary-Sue.
Legolas was knocked unconscious, though it took six of them. Elwen was left to the orcs. The orcs with a list of ways to torture a Sue, given to each tribe by some assassin or other.
To Torture A Sue: The Top Twenty-One Ways 1. Hang Up By Big Toe The orcs laughed mercilessly as they followed the instructions on the page. There was a huge tree, cleared of all branches except the top one. It was tied to the ground with chains. The orcs took coarse rope and wrapped it around each big toe. As a safety measure, they also tied it to her hair. They they took off the chains.
"OOOOOUUUUCCCCCCCCHHHHHH!!!!!" Elwen screamed as she was thrown into the air, left to hang by her toes. The orcs laughed and drugged Legolas more. They would have an exciting few days ahead of them.
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2. The Double Dutch Dance While Elwen was up in the tree, the orcs were weaving barbed wire, also from the assassin, into the heavy chains. Two hours later, they took her down.
"It's your lucky day. We have a double-dutch special. Survive and we'll only keep you until you die. Die and your friend takes your place," Karlash, the leader said.
Elwen survived, though barely. She was covered in scratches and bruises. When she saw what they planned next, she decided to scream.
#
A/N: I realize this is very short. And from now on, this is considered a Sue-bashing. I really do have a list of how to torture her, but that's for me only. Have fun.
Replies:
Dalamar- Thanks for the idea. And please update soon. Oh, I have fair coming up, so I'll be riding my horse then.
M.A.D.- Oh, another Sue. Maybe Amy will volunteer. Or a poor orc-Sue. That's gotta be different.
leggylover4ever- Okay, more torture scenes, coming up!