The Secret Life of Kardis Aka Evil Lesbian Demon Goddess of Madness and Destruction

Disclaimer: I don't own Lodoss or Marmo or Kardis or Narse, but I do like pocky.

Day 439598 Bored! Bored! Bored! Are there any perks do being dead?

Day 439599 Got bored again today so I made a picture of Narse out of Macaroni. She's so pretty!

Day 439605 Plan to escape #3,163
1. Go to supermarket
2. Buy yeast
3. Learn its secrets

Day 439609 Well apparently yeast is forced to rise even if it doesn't want to. I talked with my packet for three days and he has a lot of emotional issues from forced rising. He cried too hard to answer my questions.

Day 439610 I LUV NARSE!

Day 439611 I STILL LUV NARSE!

Day 439612 Pie tastes good

Day 439613 Don't worry I STILL LUV NARSE!

Day 439615 Poem Time!!!!

N-nice body

A-absolutely wonderful

R- rambunctious

S- Supercalifradulisticsexpialidoshous

E- economically non-friendly

A- arrogant

N- nifty

C- cost efficient

I- I'm a little teapot

E- ethereal

N- nimrod

T- timeless

D- dumb

R- robust

A- able

G- good at burning things

O- old

N- nimble

O- opaque

F- friendly

M- mighty

A- awesome

R- ricochet

M- multi-task

O- only the best evil dragon in the whole wide world

Day 439618 Rocks don't bounce

Day 439619 Dear Narse, I don't know when or if you will receive this letter, but do know this I love you, and together we shall soon take over the world. We will be the eternal queens. Just a little longer.
May your hunt be as fruitful as a fruit basket,
Kardis