The Excelkai'chi Budokai Tournament
"Hail Ilpalazzo" as yelled by Excel and Hyatt in their usual loyalty pose. It is another regular day at ACROSS, for now. "Good Morning ladies, how is your day?" Lord Ilpalazzo asks. Excel yells "How wonderful of you to ask Excel, Ilpalazzo. I'm..." Ilpala interrupts "That's good." Excel ironically falls over. She says "But, Excel wasn't finished talking."
Ipalazzo announces "Everyone today's meeting is and important one." Hyatt asks, "How is it important Lord Ilpalazzo sir?" Ilpalazzo responds, "As you know ACROSS will someday conquer all of the entire planet and as supreme leader of ACROSS I will be ruler, however. Even as commander of ACROSS I will not be around forever by the director's standards." "WHHHHHAAATTTT!!!" Excel yells. "Don't ever think of Ahura's head chewing thoughts Lord Ilpalazzo. You are young and have many aging years ahead of you. There is no blocker that you have to faaaaaaaaaaaaaa..." Excel yells, as she is falls down the pit she goes through almost all the time.
"Now, in order to keep the basis of ACROSS living for all eternity I will need an apprentice, a person that can keep the line of world domination. Now does anyone have any ideas on where and how I can find that person?" Ilpalazzo asks. "Excel, suggestions?" "Umm well, you know how wishbones produces wishing and people produce people and..." While Excel rants Ilpala his rope again and down the pit she goes again.
"Hyatt, do you have any ideas?" Hyatt says, "Well, maybe your apprentice should have very high strength." Ilpalazzo responds, "Ah yes, you mean like a contest?" Hyatt responds with a cough then a yes. "Sounds like a wonderful idea, except for one thing. That would break the most important rule of ACROSS and to not talk about ACROSS." "Well, we don't have tell everyone the winner will be your apprentice and tell them they will get a different prize." Excel says as she climbs out of the pit all wet. "Ah, a brilliant idea for once Excel." Excel is completely stunned. "Uh, what did you say Lord Ilpalazzo?" Ilpala responds. "I said Good Idea." With that news Excel is in complete joy. She is jumping and dancing around.
"We shall hold a martial arts tournament to see who is worthy to be the future leader of ACROSS." Excel immediately stops going crazy as she heard what Lord Ilpalazzo said. She is thinking, "Oh my, this is exciting. If Excel wins this tournament I will prove my loyalty Lord Ilpalazzo. And she will be the future leader of ACROSS." She imagines herself in Ilpalazzo's throne laughing manically like a mad leader. While wearing a bunch of jewels and wearing Ilpala's cape. Excel drools just at the thought of it. She breaks out of daydreaming and yells. "Lord Ilpalazzo, will the agents of ACROSS a.k.a. me and Hyatt be entering this tournament?" Lord Ilpalazzo says "This is an ACROSS tournament, so yes." Excel jumps up in joy so high that she breaks the roof and ends up in the sky. She stops and looks around then looks down and screams. Then she falls down Wil E. Coyote style. She yells, "I guess I just can't escape from falling down!" She crashes back down the ceiling and crashes through the trap door that is over the pit. She yells, "I'll just be a while!"
Hyatt talks to Ilpalazzo, "Lord Ilpalazzo sir, how will we tell everyone about this tournament?" He responds, "Through the only way the infinite masses will learn by." He stands up and grabs a jetpack from behind his throne. Another rope falls down next to the one that opens the pit. Ipala puts on the jetpack and says "See you girls in a couple minutes." He pulls both the ropes. "Ah crap, my life sure sucks." Excel says as she climbs out of the then falls down again. Hyatt falls down a pit of her own. While they both fall I.L. blasts out of headquarters using the jetpack.
(What will happen next? What will the trio do? And when do you want to see the fighting? Find out in chapter 2.)
"Hail Ilpalazzo" as yelled by Excel and Hyatt in their usual loyalty pose. It is another regular day at ACROSS, for now. "Good Morning ladies, how is your day?" Lord Ilpalazzo asks. Excel yells "How wonderful of you to ask Excel, Ilpalazzo. I'm..." Ilpala interrupts "That's good." Excel ironically falls over. She says "But, Excel wasn't finished talking."
Ipalazzo announces "Everyone today's meeting is and important one." Hyatt asks, "How is it important Lord Ilpalazzo sir?" Ilpalazzo responds, "As you know ACROSS will someday conquer all of the entire planet and as supreme leader of ACROSS I will be ruler, however. Even as commander of ACROSS I will not be around forever by the director's standards." "WHHHHHAAATTTT!!!" Excel yells. "Don't ever think of Ahura's head chewing thoughts Lord Ilpalazzo. You are young and have many aging years ahead of you. There is no blocker that you have to faaaaaaaaaaaaaa..." Excel yells, as she is falls down the pit she goes through almost all the time.
"Now, in order to keep the basis of ACROSS living for all eternity I will need an apprentice, a person that can keep the line of world domination. Now does anyone have any ideas on where and how I can find that person?" Ilpalazzo asks. "Excel, suggestions?" "Umm well, you know how wishbones produces wishing and people produce people and..." While Excel rants Ilpala his rope again and down the pit she goes again.
"Hyatt, do you have any ideas?" Hyatt says, "Well, maybe your apprentice should have very high strength." Ilpalazzo responds, "Ah yes, you mean like a contest?" Hyatt responds with a cough then a yes. "Sounds like a wonderful idea, except for one thing. That would break the most important rule of ACROSS and to not talk about ACROSS." "Well, we don't have tell everyone the winner will be your apprentice and tell them they will get a different prize." Excel says as she climbs out of the pit all wet. "Ah, a brilliant idea for once Excel." Excel is completely stunned. "Uh, what did you say Lord Ilpalazzo?" Ilpala responds. "I said Good Idea." With that news Excel is in complete joy. She is jumping and dancing around.
"We shall hold a martial arts tournament to see who is worthy to be the future leader of ACROSS." Excel immediately stops going crazy as she heard what Lord Ilpalazzo said. She is thinking, "Oh my, this is exciting. If Excel wins this tournament I will prove my loyalty Lord Ilpalazzo. And she will be the future leader of ACROSS." She imagines herself in Ilpalazzo's throne laughing manically like a mad leader. While wearing a bunch of jewels and wearing Ilpala's cape. Excel drools just at the thought of it. She breaks out of daydreaming and yells. "Lord Ilpalazzo, will the agents of ACROSS a.k.a. me and Hyatt be entering this tournament?" Lord Ilpalazzo says "This is an ACROSS tournament, so yes." Excel jumps up in joy so high that she breaks the roof and ends up in the sky. She stops and looks around then looks down and screams. Then she falls down Wil E. Coyote style. She yells, "I guess I just can't escape from falling down!" She crashes back down the ceiling and crashes through the trap door that is over the pit. She yells, "I'll just be a while!"
Hyatt talks to Ilpalazzo, "Lord Ilpalazzo sir, how will we tell everyone about this tournament?" He responds, "Through the only way the infinite masses will learn by." He stands up and grabs a jetpack from behind his throne. Another rope falls down next to the one that opens the pit. Ipala puts on the jetpack and says "See you girls in a couple minutes." He pulls both the ropes. "Ah crap, my life sure sucks." Excel says as she climbs out of the then falls down again. Hyatt falls down a pit of her own. While they both fall I.L. blasts out of headquarters using the jetpack.
(What will happen next? What will the trio do? And when do you want to see the fighting? Find out in chapter 2.)