The Secret Life of Kardis Aka Evil Lesbian Demon Goddess of Madness and
Destruction

Disclaimer: I don't own Lodoss or Marmo or Kardis or Narse, but I played
Mao this weekend and it was really fun!

Day 439,620
Decided to practice my killing techniques today. Used evil purple
bubbles!!! Today was a complete blast... literally. Should do this more
often. I had almost forgotten how much fun blowing stuff up was!

Day 439,625
Today as I was strolling through the after life, I met this adorable demon
named Lia. She is so nice! She's soooo pretty!! Her eyes are the color of
dried blood, and her hair is the color of something that was recently
burned. Every time I close my eyes I see her beautiful face.

Day 439,627
Oh dear! I think I love Lia. What if Narse finds out? Will she still love
me? Can I keep this a secret? Can I love both of them? Does Narse still
love me? Does Lia love me? Will Lia love me if I love Narse? Do I love
Narse? Do I love Lia? Does Lia love Narse? Does Narse love apples?
Day 439,628
Going out with Lia today. We're gonna see the Night of the Living Dead,
then go back to her place...

Day 439,629
She's better than Narse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Day 439,632
You don't think Narse will find out do you? I mean, I'm here in the
underworld! There's no chance she'll ever know... is there? Oh dear, this
is bad. I love Narse, but now I love Lia too! What can I do??

Day 439,633
L- Looks awesome in almost everything/nothing
I- Interesting
A- Absolutely super!!!

Day 439,634
Today, we're going to Six Flags Down Under... waaay under.

Day 439,636
Me and Lia blew up things today! It was great fun. She seemed especially
keen on blowing up this one building... I wonder why. Maybe she just has
the destructive gene in her!

Day 439,642
She loves me... she loves me not. She loves me... She loves me not. ...She
loves me!!!!!!!!!!!

Day 439,450
jdhfajhjhfjhdfljads (the page actually does say something but the ink has
run)

Day 439,653
Lia dumped me. Sorry about yesterday's entry... the tears smeared the ink.
She left me. How could she? I thought she loved me. I loved her. I betrayed
Narse for this demon, literally and figuratively. All she wanted was to use
my power to blow up some stupid building. I thought that that day was just
having fun blowing stuff up, but really that's all she wanted me for. Oh
Lia, how could you do this to me?

Day 439,655
Narse, O Narse,
I can't believe i betrayed you.
From this day on
I will be ever faithful!

Day 439,657
I must rise from the dead. Think, Kardis think! Must think of plan.

Day 439,658
Plan to escape #3,164
1. Make a bet with Grim reaper
2. Play 2 out of 3 Janken
3. Win
4. Rise

Day 439,659
I forgot how completely unlucky I am...