The Secret Life of Kardis Aka Evil Lesbian Demon Goddess of Madness and
Destruction
Disclaimer: I don't own Lodoss or Marmo or Kardis or Narse, but
Tokyo=to+kyo and Kyoto=kyo+to which I think is completely awesome!!!!!
Day 439,662
Narse the dragon had a face.
She lived in a terrible place.
But Kardis is great,
And they had a date,
And now Marmo is ace!
There once was a dragon named Narse.
Her love life was almost a farce.
But then she met Kardis,
Who partied the hardest,
And now they're as happy as parse!
Day 439,663
After-life has gotten boring...
Day 439,664
Had a guava smoothie today! Yum Yum!
Day 439, 666
Regulator genes make repressor proteins, but as long as there is lactose
that doesn't happen, but when lactose is gone the repressor is no longer
blocked so it's on again. So to solve all your problems don't drink milk. I
need an anti-milk button.
Day 439,668
OMG!!!!!!!!! I was listening to the radio (KILL 666.1 FM) and I won a 3 day
pass to THE REAL WORLD!!!!!!!!!! I'm gonna see Narse, I'm gonna see Narse,
with kibbles and bits and beefy bits!!!
Day 439,669
I leave tomorrow! Who would've thought knowing pi to the 35th place would
ever be useful? I can't believe I won that contest. I shall see my true
love again! What should I wear? Narse will be so glad to see me!!!!
Day 439, 674
Narse, how could you do this to me? I thought you loved me!
NAAAARRRSSSEEEE!!!!!!
Day 439, 693
I am almost ready to come out of mourning. The past three weeks I have done
nothing but cry for Narse, the evil witch. Here's what happened:
The day I left, I traveled to Marmo to find Narse. I couldn't find her that
day, so I stayed at the local Holiday Inn. The second morning I continued
my search, but didn't get too far because I ran into some "loyal" followers
who wouldn't leave me be. After a while of their worship/badgering, I
escaped and went to find Narse. By that time, it was late at night.
Suddenly I thought I heard Narse! I couldn't tell what she was saying, but
I knew her voice like I knew the exact shade of grey the rock in my living
room is. I walked up to the cave where the voice was coming from, and
peered inside. I don't think I'll ever forget the horrible things I saw in
there. I had just walked in on Narse, my true love, and that awful,
horrible, terrible, appalling, dreadful, evil, witch Mycen! How could
Narse, the love of my life, cheat on me like that? I screamed at Narse and
demanded an explanation. She said that she no longer loved me and that she
and Mycen were to be married shortly. I couldn't believe my ears. Narse
left me, ME! She left Kardis the Evil Lesbian Demon Goddess of Madness and
Destruction for Mycen, the good-for-nothing, sorry excuse for a dragon! So
the third day, I blew up everything I could. And though that was really
fun, I still have a huge hole in my heart where Narse used to be. I must
get over her! She got over me, and now I have to return the favor. Tomorrow
I'm going to a dating agency.
Destruction
Disclaimer: I don't own Lodoss or Marmo or Kardis or Narse, but
Tokyo=to+kyo and Kyoto=kyo+to which I think is completely awesome!!!!!
Day 439,662
Narse the dragon had a face.
She lived in a terrible place.
But Kardis is great,
And they had a date,
And now Marmo is ace!
There once was a dragon named Narse.
Her love life was almost a farce.
But then she met Kardis,
Who partied the hardest,
And now they're as happy as parse!
Day 439,663
After-life has gotten boring...
Day 439,664
Had a guava smoothie today! Yum Yum!
Day 439, 666
Regulator genes make repressor proteins, but as long as there is lactose
that doesn't happen, but when lactose is gone the repressor is no longer
blocked so it's on again. So to solve all your problems don't drink milk. I
need an anti-milk button.
Day 439,668
OMG!!!!!!!!! I was listening to the radio (KILL 666.1 FM) and I won a 3 day
pass to THE REAL WORLD!!!!!!!!!! I'm gonna see Narse, I'm gonna see Narse,
with kibbles and bits and beefy bits!!!
Day 439,669
I leave tomorrow! Who would've thought knowing pi to the 35th place would
ever be useful? I can't believe I won that contest. I shall see my true
love again! What should I wear? Narse will be so glad to see me!!!!
Day 439, 674
Narse, how could you do this to me? I thought you loved me!
NAAAARRRSSSEEEE!!!!!!
Day 439, 693
I am almost ready to come out of mourning. The past three weeks I have done
nothing but cry for Narse, the evil witch. Here's what happened:
The day I left, I traveled to Marmo to find Narse. I couldn't find her that
day, so I stayed at the local Holiday Inn. The second morning I continued
my search, but didn't get too far because I ran into some "loyal" followers
who wouldn't leave me be. After a while of their worship/badgering, I
escaped and went to find Narse. By that time, it was late at night.
Suddenly I thought I heard Narse! I couldn't tell what she was saying, but
I knew her voice like I knew the exact shade of grey the rock in my living
room is. I walked up to the cave where the voice was coming from, and
peered inside. I don't think I'll ever forget the horrible things I saw in
there. I had just walked in on Narse, my true love, and that awful,
horrible, terrible, appalling, dreadful, evil, witch Mycen! How could
Narse, the love of my life, cheat on me like that? I screamed at Narse and
demanded an explanation. She said that she no longer loved me and that she
and Mycen were to be married shortly. I couldn't believe my ears. Narse
left me, ME! She left Kardis the Evil Lesbian Demon Goddess of Madness and
Destruction for Mycen, the good-for-nothing, sorry excuse for a dragon! So
the third day, I blew up everything I could. And though that was really
fun, I still have a huge hole in my heart where Narse used to be. I must
get over her! She got over me, and now I have to return the favor. Tomorrow
I'm going to a dating agency.