Where we left off, Excel and Hyatt popped out of the ground after falling
down the double pits. "Well, that was a insanely dizzy fall." Excel says
when she gets up. "You said it." Hyatt says with a mouth full of blood.
They are in front of the broadcasting building for TV TOKYO. (Note, Excel
Saga aired on TV TOKYO.) "A TV station?" Excel notes. "Exactly" Illpalazzo
says as he is descending from the sky with his jetpack.
He lands next to Excel and Hyatt and says, "We will announce the tournament using the most addictive item the ignorant masses use." Excel does her usual rant "Lord Ilpalazzo is such a genius! With your intelligence the City of F will be soon belong to the ideological organization of ACROSS!" As she stops ranting as Ilpala covers her mouth. Without even turning around he points to a crowd of people staring at them. After she yells she then calms down as she lies to the crowd. "Hey everyone we are just a bunch of cosplayers practicing for a musical about Voltron and Kinniukman who are trying to...." Then oddly enough without even pulling a rope she down the pit. She yells "Where the hell did this come froooooooooooo....." "Hyatt, I will be in the 3rd floor, tell her where I'll be when she gets out." Our favorite overlord says as she ignores Excel's screaming and he walks toward the station.
Meanwhile at the Department of City Security everyone is in a boardroom sitting at a rectangular table. Everyone we know who works at the D.C.S. are their bored. Except Ropponmotsu 1, since she's programmed to pay attention. As for Kabapu and Shioji they are in front of the table next to a display. Kabapu announces, "Welcome to the Department of City Security Bi- Annual board meeting. Shioji, can you take it from here?" He replies "Sure, okay to start, look out!" He throws the first card at Sumiyoshi and he falls over. He screams, or at least makes the word AAAAAHHHHHHHHH from his head. Shioji continues "So far this year we got a lot money by saving back on water, food, bathroom appliances, paper, big tobacco, little tobacco, Puchuu's and electricity." When he finishes the lights go out for at least 6 seconds before coming back on. Shioji continues as he throws another card at Sumiyoshi. But, this time he ducks. He writes "HAH, YOU ALMOST GOT ME THERE."
As Shioji keeps talking Watanabe looks like he's reading The MS-Gogg technical manual. But, in reality he's looking at his porn magazine from episode 3. Matsuya is drawing a stick figure of herself hanging, stabbing, burning, and shooting a stick figure Iwata. Ropponmotsu 2 is hugging a Powerpuff doll. Iwata is watching a portable TV. He then gasps then yells, "Hey look at...." Shioji who for no reason is wearing your basic High School Teacher clothes interrupts him. "Mr. Iwata, do you have something you want to share with the rest of the class?" Iwata then replies "Um, yeah. Look what's on TV!" Everyone except Kabapu runs to behind Iwata to see the TV. Kabapu then says while walking toward the group, "I don't what could more important than...." He then gasps as he sees Lord Ilpalazzo wearing a false nose and moustache on TV TOKYO. He then quietly gasps "Oh My." Iwata replies, "Yeah I know, a cosplayer with a moustache." Matsuya hits Iwata with a huge paper fan. On TV Lord Ilpalazzo begins his announcement. "Greetings City of F, I am Laurence Moustache, leader of CHACROSS." While he says he that phrase we see Excel monitoring the camera and Hyatt holding the cue cards. They are in front of a pile of people, who obviously they had to beat up just to get to the studio.
"I am currently looking for the most strongest martial artist in the city. Reasons classified but the organization of CHACROSS currently need that person." Everyone in the City of F is watching Ilpalazzo's broadcast. Practically everyone the series is watching it. Especially Nabeshin, Pedro, Koshi Rikdo, and That Man. "In order to find the F's martial artist I am holding a martial arts tournament to find him. The tournament will be this Saturday at 12 P.M. The first 48 people who sign up in front of the TV TOKYO station shall enter. The winner will gain the title F's champion and will also get 200 billion yen." The second he says yen, everyone that saw the broadcast then burst out of their homes to get to the station. Even everyone in the D.C.S. except Ropponmatsu 1 and 2 and Kabapu race toward the station. Kabapu and the 2 Ropponmatsu's stand alone in the board room. Kabapu thinks to himself "So, he's holding a tournament to see who the greatest fighter is? I don't why wants that, but it must be no good. Most of my warriors are fighting for obviously the money. But, I shall do for my own needs." Then out loud he says "Ropponmotsu." They both respond. He then says, "I know you 2 still have loyalty to me. But, I want you to enter." Ropponmotsu 1 then says "But why? Sir." He responds, "The secret society I told you about is behind this. As part of the D.C.S. you must protect the city at all costs. Even if it means betrayal to your city." R 1 says "Of course, Sir." R 2 says "Okey Dokkey boss." Both their legs go into their bodies and fly out the building Gamera style. When the smoke clears a soot covered Kabapu then says, "I better enter too. Just in case." He then runs out of the room. Excel and Hyatt are in front of the building sitting in a table with a clipboard. Excel is writing her name into the sign-up sheet.
She then gives it to Hyatt and says "Your turn Hatchan." Instead of writing her name, Hyatt spits a drop of blood on the sign-up sheet. Just Excel and Hyatt hear a noise it is a mob of people running towards them. Excel yells, "Who the hell are they?" Hyatt responds, "Perhaps they are the people who want to enter, senior." Excel then screams, grabs the clipboard and pencil throws it toward the crowd, grabs Hyatt, and then runs away screaming, "Let's get out of here Hatchan!" The people the stop, see the board, then fights over it. Nabeshin is the first one to sign in. Then, Menchi, and then Mad Spot from episode 10. Everyone keeps fighting over the board. Until 43 people sign in.
Who are the contestants? Will Lord Ilpalazzo be stopped by Kabapu? Will Excel win? And what of Iwata's spiky hair? Find out in the first half of the quarterfinals next chapter. Please Review.
He lands next to Excel and Hyatt and says, "We will announce the tournament using the most addictive item the ignorant masses use." Excel does her usual rant "Lord Ilpalazzo is such a genius! With your intelligence the City of F will be soon belong to the ideological organization of ACROSS!" As she stops ranting as Ilpala covers her mouth. Without even turning around he points to a crowd of people staring at them. After she yells she then calms down as she lies to the crowd. "Hey everyone we are just a bunch of cosplayers practicing for a musical about Voltron and Kinniukman who are trying to...." Then oddly enough without even pulling a rope she down the pit. She yells "Where the hell did this come froooooooooooo....." "Hyatt, I will be in the 3rd floor, tell her where I'll be when she gets out." Our favorite overlord says as she ignores Excel's screaming and he walks toward the station.
Meanwhile at the Department of City Security everyone is in a boardroom sitting at a rectangular table. Everyone we know who works at the D.C.S. are their bored. Except Ropponmotsu 1, since she's programmed to pay attention. As for Kabapu and Shioji they are in front of the table next to a display. Kabapu announces, "Welcome to the Department of City Security Bi- Annual board meeting. Shioji, can you take it from here?" He replies "Sure, okay to start, look out!" He throws the first card at Sumiyoshi and he falls over. He screams, or at least makes the word AAAAAHHHHHHHHH from his head. Shioji continues "So far this year we got a lot money by saving back on water, food, bathroom appliances, paper, big tobacco, little tobacco, Puchuu's and electricity." When he finishes the lights go out for at least 6 seconds before coming back on. Shioji continues as he throws another card at Sumiyoshi. But, this time he ducks. He writes "HAH, YOU ALMOST GOT ME THERE."
As Shioji keeps talking Watanabe looks like he's reading The MS-Gogg technical manual. But, in reality he's looking at his porn magazine from episode 3. Matsuya is drawing a stick figure of herself hanging, stabbing, burning, and shooting a stick figure Iwata. Ropponmotsu 2 is hugging a Powerpuff doll. Iwata is watching a portable TV. He then gasps then yells, "Hey look at...." Shioji who for no reason is wearing your basic High School Teacher clothes interrupts him. "Mr. Iwata, do you have something you want to share with the rest of the class?" Iwata then replies "Um, yeah. Look what's on TV!" Everyone except Kabapu runs to behind Iwata to see the TV. Kabapu then says while walking toward the group, "I don't what could more important than...." He then gasps as he sees Lord Ilpalazzo wearing a false nose and moustache on TV TOKYO. He then quietly gasps "Oh My." Iwata replies, "Yeah I know, a cosplayer with a moustache." Matsuya hits Iwata with a huge paper fan. On TV Lord Ilpalazzo begins his announcement. "Greetings City of F, I am Laurence Moustache, leader of CHACROSS." While he says he that phrase we see Excel monitoring the camera and Hyatt holding the cue cards. They are in front of a pile of people, who obviously they had to beat up just to get to the studio.
"I am currently looking for the most strongest martial artist in the city. Reasons classified but the organization of CHACROSS currently need that person." Everyone in the City of F is watching Ilpalazzo's broadcast. Practically everyone the series is watching it. Especially Nabeshin, Pedro, Koshi Rikdo, and That Man. "In order to find the F's martial artist I am holding a martial arts tournament to find him. The tournament will be this Saturday at 12 P.M. The first 48 people who sign up in front of the TV TOKYO station shall enter. The winner will gain the title F's champion and will also get 200 billion yen." The second he says yen, everyone that saw the broadcast then burst out of their homes to get to the station. Even everyone in the D.C.S. except Ropponmatsu 1 and 2 and Kabapu race toward the station. Kabapu and the 2 Ropponmatsu's stand alone in the board room. Kabapu thinks to himself "So, he's holding a tournament to see who the greatest fighter is? I don't why wants that, but it must be no good. Most of my warriors are fighting for obviously the money. But, I shall do for my own needs." Then out loud he says "Ropponmotsu." They both respond. He then says, "I know you 2 still have loyalty to me. But, I want you to enter." Ropponmotsu 1 then says "But why? Sir." He responds, "The secret society I told you about is behind this. As part of the D.C.S. you must protect the city at all costs. Even if it means betrayal to your city." R 1 says "Of course, Sir." R 2 says "Okey Dokkey boss." Both their legs go into their bodies and fly out the building Gamera style. When the smoke clears a soot covered Kabapu then says, "I better enter too. Just in case." He then runs out of the room. Excel and Hyatt are in front of the building sitting in a table with a clipboard. Excel is writing her name into the sign-up sheet.
She then gives it to Hyatt and says "Your turn Hatchan." Instead of writing her name, Hyatt spits a drop of blood on the sign-up sheet. Just Excel and Hyatt hear a noise it is a mob of people running towards them. Excel yells, "Who the hell are they?" Hyatt responds, "Perhaps they are the people who want to enter, senior." Excel then screams, grabs the clipboard and pencil throws it toward the crowd, grabs Hyatt, and then runs away screaming, "Let's get out of here Hatchan!" The people the stop, see the board, then fights over it. Nabeshin is the first one to sign in. Then, Menchi, and then Mad Spot from episode 10. Everyone keeps fighting over the board. Until 43 people sign in.
Who are the contestants? Will Lord Ilpalazzo be stopped by Kabapu? Will Excel win? And what of Iwata's spiky hair? Find out in the first half of the quarterfinals next chapter. Please Review.