The Secret Life of Kardis Aka Evil Lesbian Demon Goddess of Madness and
Destruction
Disclaimer: I don't own Lodoss or Marmo or Kardis or Narse, but I won seats
to a baseball game for section 310 row 3 seats 10-11.
Day 439,696
DECEASED DATING SERVICE
We bring relationships to life!
Name-Kardis (think it's ok I don't have a last name?)
Gender- Female
Age- 27 (OK so that's a lie but that's how old I look...)
Height- 5'6 (so I'm actually 5'4... but they don't know that!)
Weight- 120 (why do they ask that?)
Hair color- heliotrope (It's natural!)
Eye color- wisteria (again, perfectly natural!)
Species- Demon Goddess
Holy Orientation-Pure Evil
Interests- Writing Poetry, Romantic Walks on the beach, blowing things up,
taking over the world, and killing innocent people.
Religion- Narcissism (What? Other people worship me so why shouldn't I?)
Please enclose a recent picture (is 700 years ago recent?)
Looking For:
Gender- Female (Lesbian Pride!)
Age- Doesn't matter as long as they look 25-35
Height- 5'5
Weight- 145
Hair color- anything, preferably not dyed
Eye color- Cyan
Species Check all that apply
Dragon (Not goin for one of those again!)
Elf X (sure, why not? once this adorable elf maiden
was
almost sacrificed to me I wouldn't mind dating her...)
Human X (Slightly stupid, but occasionally romantic)
God/dess X (I'd love to date my own kind!)
Berserker (Duh, of course not!)
Cursed object X (Who wouldn't like to date an accessory?)
Sorcerer (I don't like too much competition.)
Dwarf (Fine to talk to but never EVER date a dwarf!!)
Holy Orientation-Evil
Day 439,697
I sent off my application today. I hope they give me a result soon!
Day 439,698
No mail today.
Day 439,699
All I got today was End of Time magazine.
Day 439,700
No mail.
Day 439,701
2 Bills.
Day 439,702
I have a one track life don't I? (No mail.)
Day 439,703
I got a packet from the agency today!!! My dream date is Fifi! Fifi is a
cursed rock who is planning on taking over the world. She enjoys those
really good cake-like cookies with the fun icing (yumm) and killing small
children. I think we'll make a wonderful couple!!!!
Day 439,705
Today was me and Fifi's first date. It was fun... We went to a small café
on the other side of town. We had good food... or at least I did. Rocks
don't eat too much. Actually they don't eat anything. At least she's a
cheap date. We talked about plans to take over places, and massacres...
well actually, I did all the talking. OK, so the date was boring the stupid
rock didn't do anything. I'm gonna send in for a new dream date.
Destruction
Disclaimer: I don't own Lodoss or Marmo or Kardis or Narse, but I won seats
to a baseball game for section 310 row 3 seats 10-11.
Day 439,696
DECEASED DATING SERVICE
We bring relationships to life!
Name-Kardis (think it's ok I don't have a last name?)
Gender- Female
Age- 27 (OK so that's a lie but that's how old I look...)
Height- 5'6 (so I'm actually 5'4... but they don't know that!)
Weight- 120 (why do they ask that?)
Hair color- heliotrope (It's natural!)
Eye color- wisteria (again, perfectly natural!)
Species- Demon Goddess
Holy Orientation-Pure Evil
Interests- Writing Poetry, Romantic Walks on the beach, blowing things up,
taking over the world, and killing innocent people.
Religion- Narcissism (What? Other people worship me so why shouldn't I?)
Please enclose a recent picture (is 700 years ago recent?)
Looking For:
Gender- Female (Lesbian Pride!)
Age- Doesn't matter as long as they look 25-35
Height- 5'5
Weight- 145
Hair color- anything, preferably not dyed
Eye color- Cyan
Species Check all that apply
Dragon (Not goin for one of those again!)
Elf X (sure, why not? once this adorable elf maiden
was
almost sacrificed to me I wouldn't mind dating her...)
Human X (Slightly stupid, but occasionally romantic)
God/dess X (I'd love to date my own kind!)
Berserker (Duh, of course not!)
Cursed object X (Who wouldn't like to date an accessory?)
Sorcerer (I don't like too much competition.)
Dwarf (Fine to talk to but never EVER date a dwarf!!)
Holy Orientation-Evil
Day 439,697
I sent off my application today. I hope they give me a result soon!
Day 439,698
No mail today.
Day 439,699
All I got today was End of Time magazine.
Day 439,700
No mail.
Day 439,701
2 Bills.
Day 439,702
I have a one track life don't I? (No mail.)
Day 439,703
I got a packet from the agency today!!! My dream date is Fifi! Fifi is a
cursed rock who is planning on taking over the world. She enjoys those
really good cake-like cookies with the fun icing (yumm) and killing small
children. I think we'll make a wonderful couple!!!!
Day 439,705
Today was me and Fifi's first date. It was fun... We went to a small café
on the other side of town. We had good food... or at least I did. Rocks
don't eat too much. Actually they don't eat anything. At least she's a
cheap date. We talked about plans to take over places, and massacres...
well actually, I did all the talking. OK, so the date was boring the stupid
rock didn't do anything. I'm gonna send in for a new dream date.