When we last left the ACROSS crew, Lord Ilpalazzo under the name Laurence Mustache announced to the masses his martial arts tournament. Where he would find his apprentice. But, everyone doesn't that. They think that the winner would dirty, filthy rich if they won. The only person who knows is Kabapu. And of course Excel and Hyatt. Now the contestants have been chosen and it's time to see the beginning of the tournament.

We are in a non-domed stadium with billions and billions of people. Ok, billions and thousa... "Can we do this now?! I got a Van-Dike nose job after this!" Oh um sorry. The guy who yelled at me is the weird announcer from episode 11. You know, the midget whose face is supposed to represent a New Year's Day game? Anyway he is one of the announcers along with the Excel Girls. You know, those pop stars who think most people are old.

So how about we get this ready, right guys? "Right!" Everyone even the audience says. So now let's start this tournament with an announcement for Lord Ilpal... I mean Laurence Moustache. "That's something Excel would expect from herself." Shut up, I say as I throw a Gigantor romando at Excel. Laurence is at the middle of the ring, and a microphone that appears from out of nowhere comes down. He speaks into the microphone. "Welcome audience and contestants to the CHACROSS Games." As he is talking, Kabapu is watching him and thinking "Pfft, what a dumb name. Only an idiot can tell that name is fake, and that nose and moustache is so fake, and believe me I know fake moustaches. My young warriors who are in this tournament do not know the true danger going by. I hope later on they know what's going on. I'm in trouble."

We cut back to Laurence, as he is about to announce the tournament. "Now let's start with the tournament and Round 1 with the first match!"

(Match #1 Foreman from Episode 1 vs. Nabeshin.)

Foreman and Nabeshin face off each other for 5 seconds, then Nabeshin happily says. "Hey Foreman, how's it going?" He quickly responds "Oh nothing much." Nabeshin quickly responds "Oh that's good. How's the wife?" "Oh she's great. Nice hair." "Thank you" And they both laugh at the same time like a Japanese-American comedy scene. Then, the second they stop they both run at each other. Nabeshin yells "Foreman!" Foreman yells "Adrian!" then they punch each other at the same time like a Tomorrow Joe manga. "Wow, old men hurting each other. I this job would suck. But, it has it's fine points." Mikako Hyatt announces.

They both fall to their knees. "Think you smart huh? Well then, take this!" Nabeshin yells as a cannon comes out of his afro. It fires. It blows up the foreman and he screams. As the dust clears, all there is a charred crater. Foreman was blown to smithereens, taking the win for Nabeshin. What did you expect for the director?

(Match #2 Beanboy from episode 11 vs. Dr. Gojo Shioji.)

Beanboy run screaming at Shioji. The end of his long hair changes into a fist. Before the hair punches him, Shioji jumps on Beanboy's hair and runs towards his face. He repeatedly kicks Beanboy's face. Shioji then jumps on Beanboy's hair like a trampoline, then launches into the sky. He goes up so high he reaches the twinkle. Everyone looks up but he doesn't come back. While looking up Beanboy says, "Um, I don't think he's coming back." Then he goes into an action pose and yells, "That means I win!" So Beanboy takes the win.

(Match #3 Good Excel vs. Sandora.)

As Laurence watches in his throne in the stands he thinks "A child, such youth would take so many years to rule the world. This shall be a brilliant match." A minute before the match Sandora says to his opponent "Great to see you again Senorita Excel." Good Excel responds "Actually I'm her good side." Sandora responds, "Well I will still win this match and el tournament to pay for mama." Laurence hears this and he's touched for once, and his tear's flow like waterfalls. "Yes, even I'm not THAT heartless."

The match starts and holds a soccer ball out of nowhere and before he kicks it he yells "Ijo Ohs!" (Note: Ijo Ohs is backwards for Sho Oji. A character on a soccer anime called Ganbare! Kickers.) He kicks it so hard the ball hits Good Excel and pushes her out of the ring giving her a ring out. Giving the win to Sandora. He holds his fist in the air in victory.

(Match #4 Dick from episode 17 vs. Mad Spot from episode 10.)

They both go into fighting poses, and then they stare each other down. Then, the next second their in robes sitting on lawn chairs with martini's. The crowd falls over at this sight. The freaky faced announcer says "What the heck! It appears the fighters have stopped in fighting each other." Both Mad Spot and Dick respond, "We have henchman. We have other people fight each other. Dick's gangsters and the Hounds pop out of nowhere and start shooting each other. After 25 minutes, nothing's changed although 3 of Dick's gangsters were shot and a Hound had his head blown up when a gangster threw a grenade into his mouth.

The crowd is asleep. But, then a Hound throws a mine to an oncoming gangster. He steps on it and it brings a huge crowd-awakening explosion. The dust clears and all that's left is a crater with naked and injured Dick. Mad Spot takes the win.

The Great Will resets the ring and says, "My, that was an extraordinary match." She then realizes something "Oh, now it's my turn it fight. I better get there now." She floats to the ring.

(Match #5 Will of the Macrocosm vs. Tetchan from episode 3.)

Tetchan says to Will, "Will, you may have brought me back to life. But, I will not go easy on you." Will responds, "We'll see." Will floats fast to Tetchan and begins to punch him. But, he grabs her hand and does a Kinnikuman like suplex on her. Then, he tries to pin her. But, Will sucks him in.

Will gets up and floats there for a couple seconds. But, then she starts to wiggle and she holds her stomach like she has tummy ache, if she had a tummy. Then, Tetchan jumps out and yells "Thought you had me there, huh? Now take this, Iron Mask Masher!" He then rolls up into a ball then speeds up like a cannonball. The strength knocks her out of the ring and gives her a ring out. "Oh my" she says as she floats down like paper. Tetchan is the winner.

(Match #6 Cosette vs. Dr. Isafumi.)

The doc runs to Cosette, but before he punches her she pulls out a sniper gun and points at his face. Dr. Isafumi seems worried and says, "Want me to drop out?" She shakes her head yes. The doc then runs out of the ring screaming. Cosette is of course the winner.

(Match #7 Koshi Rikdo vs. Wolf from episode 10.)

The second the match starts Rikdo says "I, Koshi Rikdo hereby give my permission to say that my opponent Wolf does not exist." He then shows his seal to make his permission official. Wolf then starts to disappear from the back feet, until he is officially gone. Koshi Rikdo is the winner.

(Match #8 Watanabe vs. Iwata.)

The freaky faced announcer then yells, "Wow, now this is a match-up. Two roommates who are also enemies are facing each other in the ring!" Kobiyashi responds. "How the hell do you know that?" The announcer responds, "It's in the script." At the ring Watanabe is thinking, "What?! I have to fight Iwata, in the first quarterfinals?! If I lose this match Miss Ayasugi would never have the hots for me, and that moron would be popular." Iwata thinks, "Oh man, Watanabe's my opponent? I've gotta win this. Hey, why is it so echoy inside my head? Row, Row, Row your boat."

The match starts, Watanabe and Iwata both run and scream at each other. They run so fast that they smack into each other and they fall over. Watanabe gets up and says "OK, How about we stop with the friggen running and start fighting?" Iwata responds with a sure. Watanabe does the Wind Tunnel from Inuyasha, while Iwata counters with a Spirit Gun from Yu Yu Hakyusho. Both attacks crash into each other and blow up. Iwata yells, "Hey, you know I can only do once a day!" Watanabe responds "Well, you should have done it later!"

Iwata yells, "That's it! Daitenzin S-Mart Power!" Iwata does a Sailor Moon-like transformation sequence, and transforms into his Daitenzin form, Daiten S-Mart. Watanabe responds, "Well two can play at that game. Daitenzin Mayces Power!" Watanabe also does a Sailor Moon-like transformation sequence, and transforms into Daiten Mayces.

Iwata then attacks with a Best Electron. But, Watanabe yells, "Time for my new attack, Electric Dragons!" His hands go up open in the air and a dragon made out of electricity come out of both hands and attacks the Best Electron and blows it up. The two both then start to repeatedly slap each other. Sumiyoshi, who is watching this in the stands is writing out of his head, "MORONS." Watanabe uses the Gigaton Bazooka. Before, the beam his Iwata, he propels out of the way using a huge fart.

While in the air, he does a cool pose and does a Missile Kick. The minute it hits Watanabe there is a big explosion. The smoke clears and there is a big crater, but Watanabe and Iwata are unharmed. Watanabe laughs and yells at Iwata, "Boy, that sure did hurt me. Not!" Watanabe keeps on laughing and Iwata says, "Hey, I didn't laugh when your attack failed, Hemorrhoid Boy."

Watanabe stops laughing and yells, "What did you call me? I thought you wouldn't tell anyone that!" Iwata responds, "You'd think I'd listen to you, Hemorrhoid?" Watanabe yells, "That's it!" and starts chasing Iwata. Iwata keeps calling Watanabe Hemorrhoid Boy while he chases him in circles like children. An embarrassed Matsuya is watching all of this in the stands and says, "I never thought those two idiots would sink so low." Sumiyoshi responds, "YUP."

Watanabe keeps on chasing Iwata in circles for hours. Everyone even Laurence falls asleep. Both Watanabe and Iwata are both tired. Watanabe says, "Hey, this is starting to suck hugely. How about we have a Janken match and the winner will be the winner of this match?" Iwata agrees and they both say "Jan, Ken, Po." and Watanabe wins with rock beating Iwata's Scissors. Watanabe tiredly says, "I Win."

And they both faint. Watanabe is the winner of the match. And thus ends the first quarterfinals round in Block A. Who are the opponents in Block B, and who will be fighting whom. Find out in the next chapter. Please review.