"Shut up..." Inu-Yasha got up and clenched his stomach. A small growl
came from it. Kagome noticed this. "Hungry, huh?"
"No! I'm just.... just..."
"Hungry..." Kagome finished for him.
Sota walked into her room. "Hey sis, breakfast's re..." He stopped and
stared at Inu-Yasha. "Who... who are you?"
"Feh," was his usual answer.
The boy's eyes grew wide. "INU-YASHA?!?! WHAT HAPPENED?"
"Nothing that concerns you." He walked out of the room, but didn't notice
Sota's foot. Inu-Yasha tripped on it and hit his head on the door. "WHAT WAS
THAT FOR YOU IDIOT??"
"Your reflexes have really decreased, Inu-Yasha," Sota said calmly. Just
then, another thought came to the boy's mind. He looked scared and backed out
of the room. Sota then pointed at Inu-Yasha screaming, "WHAT WERE YOU DOING
SLEEPING IN KAGOME'S ROOM???"
Kagome stood straight, slightly blushing, and looked at her brother deadly.
"Nothing like that you idiot!!!"
Sota smiled and walked away. He started singing, "Kagome has a
boyfriend!"
Kagome screamed and slammed her door. She sat on the bed, and Inu-
Yasha on the floor. He was pale and slowly said, "Does your brother think... think
that we.."
"Apparently so," she answered regretfully.
Inu-Yasha shook her head from the thought of it. "That sick kid! Who does
he think he is. Miroku?"
"Don't compare him to Miroku, Inu-Yasha. He was just a little confused. He'll
get over it in a couple of days."
She looked at her alarm clock and screamed. "We're late for school!!!!"
"What do you mean by we.." She grabbed him by the arm and practically
dragged him out the door. "Bye mom!" she said hurriedly. "Have to get to school.
See ya!"
Kagome and Inu-Yasha both ran as fast as they could to her school. Inu-
Yasha was not particularly happy with the fact that he couldn't run as fast as he
could when he was demon. As they ran, Kagome said to him, "Today, tell
everyone that you're an exchange student, and that I'm your guide. Choose a
name other than Inu-Yasha. It just doesn't sound right in my world. Second, tell
them that you didn't know we had a dress code. You come from a far away land
and that clothing is normal to you. Third, you're here to study Tokyo Art. Got it?"
Inu-Yasha was trying to remember all of this. "Uh... ok. What time is the
practice thing that I did yesterday?"
Kagome stopped right in front of the school entrance. "We don't have
practice today, we have a game. I'm pretty sure that your on the team, so we'll
have to get you the uniform. Any questions?"
Inu-Yasha looked blankly at her school. "So this is where you take all of
those exam things."
"ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME???" Kagome screamed.
"Now students, I want all of you to meet an exchange student from.. I'm
sorry where are you from again?"
Inu-Yasha looked at Kagome for some help, but she couldn't give him an
answer. So instead he looked around the room. On the teacher's desk was a pack
of chalk. "Chalk.." he said first.
Looking outside the room, he saw a house with a SOLD sign on it. "sold.."
he said next.
Now looking at the students, he saw a girl holding up a magazine titled
'Teen Magazine' "teen." He sighed. "Yes, I am from Chalksoldteen."
"Chalksoldteen," the teacher said slowly. "I believe I've never heard of
that."
Inu-Yasha felt uncomfortable. "Yes, well, umm... it's a very small place, in a
very... small county. The place of Chalksoldteen County."
The teacher cleared her throat and said, "Well, since this IS Geography
Class, will you please tell us where it is located on a map?"
She brought out a map of the whole world. Inu-Yasha looked at it and
pointed at a random spot. "Here. This is where Chaldsoldteen is."
"Umm... sir, that's the ocean."
"I knew that. You see, Chalksoldteen is very small. So small, that is would
not appear on a map, one even as lovely as this." He meekly laughed, hoping she
bought it.
"Right.. Can we have your name?"
"Umm.. My name?"
The teacher sighed and answered. "You do have a name, don't you?"
The class laughed and Kagome said, "Oh course he had a name, go on. Tell
them."
Inu-Yasha looked at her just like he wanted to kill her on the spot. His eye
twitched the temptation away and he said, "My name... is Miroku.."
Kagome's eyes grew big and she coughed. "Kagome.. sweetie, do you
want to get a drink?" asked the teacher.
"No.. No... I'm fine. C'mon, Miroku, let's have a seat."
"MIROKU??? WHY DID YOU CHOOSE THAT NAME!!"
"You know, Kagome. I was kinda under a lot of pressure. Thinking of a
name, and a country I come from. Not to mention that I live in the middle of a damn
ocean!!!" Inu-Yasha was kind of irritated and did not want to be yelled at by
Kagome.
"Couldn't you of come up with a more... imaginative name for your home
town? But no, you have to live it the very, very, very small country of
Chalksoldteen."
They both sat down on the edge of the fountain. Kagome looked up at the
sky and sighed. She looked down at her sandwich and bit into it. When she
finished, she threw away her trash and lead Inu-Yasha to her next class. He
looked at some of the food that kid's were eating. Suddenly, he stopped looked at
Kagome. "They had ramen here, and you didn't even tell me!!!!"
She sighed heavily and continued dragging him to English class.
A/N: Well, that was fun writing. Inu-Yasha has a secret scroll that turns him into a
human, he has to go to school, come from the very small country of
Chalksoldteen, lives in the middle of an ocean, didn't have ramen, and now has to
go to the dreaded English class. How miserable can that be? Anyway, the next
chapter will be exciting because Inu-yasha has to take one of Kagome's exams,
and a baseball game isn't as easy as it looks. I mean, sure he can throw real good,
and bat like Cal Ripken, but does he know how to really play??
Rori: I will teach him!
Loki: You can't even play yourself....
Rori: sniff I can learn...
Loki: lightly pats Rori's head Sure... You keep thinking that, ok?
Inu-Yasha: Feh. I don't need help from you onnas. I can play without you two.
Loki and Rori: Oh, really..
Rori: Where is right field?
Inu-Yasha: Ummm...
Loki: What's a curve ball?
Inu-Yasha: Well...
Rori: Do you know what a foul is?
Inu-Yasha: There's a lot of answers, and....
Loki: What's a strike?
Inu-Yasha: You see...
Rori: Where is Second base?
Loki: How do you get a home run?
Rori: When is the third inning?
Loki: How many fouls until a walk?
Inu-Yasha: grabs head AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ja ne!
-Loki
Disclaimer: Ha ha!! Chapter 3.... I'm moving up. Did you like the last chapter?
Inu Yasha: I didn't.
Loki: And why not...
Inu Yasha: ....
Loki: Don't worry Inu Yasha, I mean Miroku.
Inu Yasha: grumbles
Kagome: There you are Inu Yasha! We need to get to English Class!
Inu Yasha: English wha dragged out of room
Loki: Will Inu Yasha survive the horrid English class? Will Kagome get Inu Yasha to leave? Will we ever find out if Chalksoldteen really exists? Will my order of french fries ever get in? You'll find all this out in this chapter! ((except about me and the french fries))
Enjoy!
came from it. Kagome noticed this. "Hungry, huh?"
"No! I'm just.... just..."
"Hungry..." Kagome finished for him.
Sota walked into her room. "Hey sis, breakfast's re..." He stopped and
stared at Inu-Yasha. "Who... who are you?"
"Feh," was his usual answer.
The boy's eyes grew wide. "INU-YASHA?!?! WHAT HAPPENED?"
"Nothing that concerns you." He walked out of the room, but didn't notice
Sota's foot. Inu-Yasha tripped on it and hit his head on the door. "WHAT WAS
THAT FOR YOU IDIOT??"
"Your reflexes have really decreased, Inu-Yasha," Sota said calmly. Just
then, another thought came to the boy's mind. He looked scared and backed out
of the room. Sota then pointed at Inu-Yasha screaming, "WHAT WERE YOU DOING
SLEEPING IN KAGOME'S ROOM???"
Kagome stood straight, slightly blushing, and looked at her brother deadly.
"Nothing like that you idiot!!!"
Sota smiled and walked away. He started singing, "Kagome has a
boyfriend!"
Kagome screamed and slammed her door. She sat on the bed, and Inu-
Yasha on the floor. He was pale and slowly said, "Does your brother think... think
that we.."
"Apparently so," she answered regretfully.
Inu-Yasha shook her head from the thought of it. "That sick kid! Who does
he think he is. Miroku?"
"Don't compare him to Miroku, Inu-Yasha. He was just a little confused. He'll
get over it in a couple of days."
She looked at her alarm clock and screamed. "We're late for school!!!!"
"What do you mean by we.." She grabbed him by the arm and practically
dragged him out the door. "Bye mom!" she said hurriedly. "Have to get to school.
See ya!"
Kagome and Inu-Yasha both ran as fast as they could to her school. Inu-
Yasha was not particularly happy with the fact that he couldn't run as fast as he
could when he was demon. As they ran, Kagome said to him, "Today, tell
everyone that you're an exchange student, and that I'm your guide. Choose a
name other than Inu-Yasha. It just doesn't sound right in my world. Second, tell
them that you didn't know we had a dress code. You come from a far away land
and that clothing is normal to you. Third, you're here to study Tokyo Art. Got it?"
Inu-Yasha was trying to remember all of this. "Uh... ok. What time is the
practice thing that I did yesterday?"
Kagome stopped right in front of the school entrance. "We don't have
practice today, we have a game. I'm pretty sure that your on the team, so we'll
have to get you the uniform. Any questions?"
Inu-Yasha looked blankly at her school. "So this is where you take all of
those exam things."
"ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME???" Kagome screamed.
"Now students, I want all of you to meet an exchange student from.. I'm
sorry where are you from again?"
Inu-Yasha looked at Kagome for some help, but she couldn't give him an
answer. So instead he looked around the room. On the teacher's desk was a pack
of chalk. "Chalk.." he said first.
Looking outside the room, he saw a house with a SOLD sign on it. "sold.."
he said next.
Now looking at the students, he saw a girl holding up a magazine titled
'Teen Magazine' "teen." He sighed. "Yes, I am from Chalksoldteen."
"Chalksoldteen," the teacher said slowly. "I believe I've never heard of
that."
Inu-Yasha felt uncomfortable. "Yes, well, umm... it's a very small place, in a
very... small county. The place of Chalksoldteen County."
The teacher cleared her throat and said, "Well, since this IS Geography
Class, will you please tell us where it is located on a map?"
She brought out a map of the whole world. Inu-Yasha looked at it and
pointed at a random spot. "Here. This is where Chaldsoldteen is."
"Umm... sir, that's the ocean."
"I knew that. You see, Chalksoldteen is very small. So small, that is would
not appear on a map, one even as lovely as this." He meekly laughed, hoping she
bought it.
"Right.. Can we have your name?"
"Umm.. My name?"
The teacher sighed and answered. "You do have a name, don't you?"
The class laughed and Kagome said, "Oh course he had a name, go on. Tell
them."
Inu-Yasha looked at her just like he wanted to kill her on the spot. His eye
twitched the temptation away and he said, "My name... is Miroku.."
Kagome's eyes grew big and she coughed. "Kagome.. sweetie, do you
want to get a drink?" asked the teacher.
"No.. No... I'm fine. C'mon, Miroku, let's have a seat."
"MIROKU??? WHY DID YOU CHOOSE THAT NAME!!"
"You know, Kagome. I was kinda under a lot of pressure. Thinking of a
name, and a country I come from. Not to mention that I live in the middle of a damn
ocean!!!" Inu-Yasha was kind of irritated and did not want to be yelled at by
Kagome.
"Couldn't you of come up with a more... imaginative name for your home
town? But no, you have to live it the very, very, very small country of
Chalksoldteen."
They both sat down on the edge of the fountain. Kagome looked up at the
sky and sighed. She looked down at her sandwich and bit into it. When she
finished, she threw away her trash and lead Inu-Yasha to her next class. He
looked at some of the food that kid's were eating. Suddenly, he stopped looked at
Kagome. "They had ramen here, and you didn't even tell me!!!!"
She sighed heavily and continued dragging him to English class.
A/N: Well, that was fun writing. Inu-Yasha has a secret scroll that turns him into a
human, he has to go to school, come from the very small country of
Chalksoldteen, lives in the middle of an ocean, didn't have ramen, and now has to
go to the dreaded English class. How miserable can that be? Anyway, the next
chapter will be exciting because Inu-yasha has to take one of Kagome's exams,
and a baseball game isn't as easy as it looks. I mean, sure he can throw real good,
and bat like Cal Ripken, but does he know how to really play??
Rori: I will teach him!
Loki: You can't even play yourself....
Rori: sniff I can learn...
Loki: lightly pats Rori's head Sure... You keep thinking that, ok?
Inu-Yasha: Feh. I don't need help from you onnas. I can play without you two.
Loki and Rori: Oh, really..
Rori: Where is right field?
Inu-Yasha: Ummm...
Loki: What's a curve ball?
Inu-Yasha: Well...
Rori: Do you know what a foul is?
Inu-Yasha: There's a lot of answers, and....
Loki: What's a strike?
Inu-Yasha: You see...
Rori: Where is Second base?
Loki: How do you get a home run?
Rori: When is the third inning?
Loki: How many fouls until a walk?
Inu-Yasha: grabs head AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ja ne!
-Loki
Disclaimer: Ha ha!! Chapter 3.... I'm moving up. Did you like the last chapter?
Inu Yasha: I didn't.
Loki: And why not...
Inu Yasha: ....
Loki: Don't worry Inu Yasha, I mean Miroku.
Inu Yasha: grumbles
Kagome: There you are Inu Yasha! We need to get to English Class!
Inu Yasha: English wha dragged out of room
Loki: Will Inu Yasha survive the horrid English class? Will Kagome get Inu Yasha to leave? Will we ever find out if Chalksoldteen really exists? Will my order of french fries ever get in? You'll find all this out in this chapter! ((except about me and the french fries))
Enjoy!