The Secret Life of Kardis Aka Evil Lesbian Demon Goddess of Madness and
Destruction
Disclaimer: I don't own Lodoss or Marmo or Kardis or Narse, but the song
Something Wicked This Way Comes from the Harry Potter trailer is AWESOME!
Day 439,706
This time I shall not wait by the mailbox diligently until my new date
arrives!
Day 439,707
Today in an effort to forget about the mail I've decided to go on a hiking
trip through The Dark Forest National Park!
Day 439,708
First day out I saw 3 chipmunks, 1 deer, and a ferocious bear that wanted
to kill me! I blew up all 5!!!
Day 439,710
Well it turns out that bear was Smoke 'em the Bear, and the park officials
were not to happy about him being cremated while living. So yours truly
spent the night in the jail, well part of the night. After a while I got
bored and slightly annoyed at the male felons hitting on me, and at the
females for not hitting on me, so I thought screw this and I blew that
place up to. Needless to say I wasn't able to finish my camping trip so now
I have to find a new way to pass the time.
Day 439,711
I've decided to take up stamp collecting. In Defunct city there's a stamp
convention. I'm going to go and check it out.
Day 439,712
I DON'T want to talk about it.
Day 439,713
I have a new hobby!! I'm joining a card club. They have weekly meetings and
play cards. Its sounds fun, but to join you have to sign something that
says you will not blow up anything, kill anyone, or do anything else to
ruin or rig the games. Maybe that will prevent one of the problems of stamp
collecting.
Day 439,714
Mao is the most confusticating card game I have ever played! What are the
rules? Are there rules? I hope the other people in the club weren't just
laughing at me. Cause if they were they're in for it. No wait stupid
waiver.
Day 439,715
I got my new date!!!!!!!! She is a human and her name is Cynthia. She
enjoys Ramen, killing people, and making flutes out of bamboo. We are going
to go to a bamboo forest for a nice dinner next Tuesday.
Day 439,719
Well, my date went good this time! It turns out me and Cynthia have a lot
in common. For instance, we both like mariachi music, we both kill small
children, we both no how to get burn marks out of carpet, and we both can
balance books on our heads and walk 3 feet! We are going on another date
next week! This relationship could be a beautiful thing (she sure is!!!)
Day 439,721
This week at my card club we played mao again. I'm beginning to start kind
of understanding!!! Its fun but mighty confusing.
Day 439,719
We had our second date!!!!! It went just as well as the first. Actually I
think it went better. We went to the zoo to pet llamas and octopi. Then we
had some ice cream. It was so much fun!
Day 439,720
C-andelabra
Y-es
N-eato
T-errific
H-appy
I-gloo
A-mbivolent
Day 439,722
Cynthia o Cynthia how I love thee so!!
Day 439,723
Today me and Cynthia went bowling. And... well... I can't bowl to save my
life(or lack thereof). I got 1 strike though!!! (We'll ignore the fact that
it was three lanes over) But then I accidentally broke some stuff, and to
make a long story short we were asked not to come back. So afterward we
went to blow things up. I blew up this ugly little orange house, Cynthia
didn't want me to but I figured, why not?
Day 439,726
Cynthia called today!!! :) She says she needs to talk to me! I think she's
going to propose!!!
Day 439,728
Card club today. Mao was horrible, just when I thought I was getting it.
I'll bet the losers changed the rules on me!!!!
Day 439,729
She didn't propose. She broke up with me. She said we should see other
people. Why would she do this to me? So what if she doesn't like the way I
blew up her house. It was an accident! I love her. How can she do this to
me?????
Day 439,730
In the past 24 hours I have eaten 6 pints of Ben & Jerry's Mint Marble
Chunk ice cream. I think I'm gonna be sick.
Day 439,732
L-oveable
L-audable
A-morphous
M-usical
A-rdent
Day 439,733
Who needs Cynthia? I'm getting a new dream date!
Day 439,735
At card club today I mastered mao! All hail me I am AWESOME!!!!! Who rocks?
Kardis Rocks!!!!
Day 439,737
Today I had a strawberry smoothie!!! Sugar High!!!!!! ABCDEFG Gummie bears
are chasing me down the hall and up the stairs, get away you stinkin'
bears!! LaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLa! Give me a K (K) Give me an A (A) Give me
an R (R) give me a dis (dis) What's that spells? Kardis!!
Day 439,738
Wow...
Day 439,739
I watched some reruns today. SND (Saturday Night Dead), Gilligan's Hell-
Hole, I Love Lucifer, Dragon Hell Z, Fruits Casket, Who Wants To Be A
Killionaire Needless to say I spent the whole day rotting on the couch.
Day 439,742
Mao is a tricksy sort of game. It tricked me. I thought I was getting it,
but no I still don't get it. Ahs Wells. Next week we'll be starting a new
game anyway.
Day 439,743
I've decided to send in for another date!
Destruction
Disclaimer: I don't own Lodoss or Marmo or Kardis or Narse, but the song
Something Wicked This Way Comes from the Harry Potter trailer is AWESOME!
Day 439,706
This time I shall not wait by the mailbox diligently until my new date
arrives!
Day 439,707
Today in an effort to forget about the mail I've decided to go on a hiking
trip through The Dark Forest National Park!
Day 439,708
First day out I saw 3 chipmunks, 1 deer, and a ferocious bear that wanted
to kill me! I blew up all 5!!!
Day 439,710
Well it turns out that bear was Smoke 'em the Bear, and the park officials
were not to happy about him being cremated while living. So yours truly
spent the night in the jail, well part of the night. After a while I got
bored and slightly annoyed at the male felons hitting on me, and at the
females for not hitting on me, so I thought screw this and I blew that
place up to. Needless to say I wasn't able to finish my camping trip so now
I have to find a new way to pass the time.
Day 439,711
I've decided to take up stamp collecting. In Defunct city there's a stamp
convention. I'm going to go and check it out.
Day 439,712
I DON'T want to talk about it.
Day 439,713
I have a new hobby!! I'm joining a card club. They have weekly meetings and
play cards. Its sounds fun, but to join you have to sign something that
says you will not blow up anything, kill anyone, or do anything else to
ruin or rig the games. Maybe that will prevent one of the problems of stamp
collecting.
Day 439,714
Mao is the most confusticating card game I have ever played! What are the
rules? Are there rules? I hope the other people in the club weren't just
laughing at me. Cause if they were they're in for it. No wait stupid
waiver.
Day 439,715
I got my new date!!!!!!!! She is a human and her name is Cynthia. She
enjoys Ramen, killing people, and making flutes out of bamboo. We are going
to go to a bamboo forest for a nice dinner next Tuesday.
Day 439,719
Well, my date went good this time! It turns out me and Cynthia have a lot
in common. For instance, we both like mariachi music, we both kill small
children, we both no how to get burn marks out of carpet, and we both can
balance books on our heads and walk 3 feet! We are going on another date
next week! This relationship could be a beautiful thing (she sure is!!!)
Day 439,721
This week at my card club we played mao again. I'm beginning to start kind
of understanding!!! Its fun but mighty confusing.
Day 439,719
We had our second date!!!!! It went just as well as the first. Actually I
think it went better. We went to the zoo to pet llamas and octopi. Then we
had some ice cream. It was so much fun!
Day 439,720
C-andelabra
Y-es
N-eato
T-errific
H-appy
I-gloo
A-mbivolent
Day 439,722
Cynthia o Cynthia how I love thee so!!
Day 439,723
Today me and Cynthia went bowling. And... well... I can't bowl to save my
life(or lack thereof). I got 1 strike though!!! (We'll ignore the fact that
it was three lanes over) But then I accidentally broke some stuff, and to
make a long story short we were asked not to come back. So afterward we
went to blow things up. I blew up this ugly little orange house, Cynthia
didn't want me to but I figured, why not?
Day 439,726
Cynthia called today!!! :) She says she needs to talk to me! I think she's
going to propose!!!
Day 439,728
Card club today. Mao was horrible, just when I thought I was getting it.
I'll bet the losers changed the rules on me!!!!
Day 439,729
She didn't propose. She broke up with me. She said we should see other
people. Why would she do this to me? So what if she doesn't like the way I
blew up her house. It was an accident! I love her. How can she do this to
me?????
Day 439,730
In the past 24 hours I have eaten 6 pints of Ben & Jerry's Mint Marble
Chunk ice cream. I think I'm gonna be sick.
Day 439,732
L-oveable
L-audable
A-morphous
M-usical
A-rdent
Day 439,733
Who needs Cynthia? I'm getting a new dream date!
Day 439,735
At card club today I mastered mao! All hail me I am AWESOME!!!!! Who rocks?
Kardis Rocks!!!!
Day 439,737
Today I had a strawberry smoothie!!! Sugar High!!!!!! ABCDEFG Gummie bears
are chasing me down the hall and up the stairs, get away you stinkin'
bears!! LaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLaLa! Give me a K (K) Give me an A (A) Give me
an R (R) give me a dis (dis) What's that spells? Kardis!!
Day 439,738
Wow...
Day 439,739
I watched some reruns today. SND (Saturday Night Dead), Gilligan's Hell-
Hole, I Love Lucifer, Dragon Hell Z, Fruits Casket, Who Wants To Be A
Killionaire Needless to say I spent the whole day rotting on the couch.
Day 439,742
Mao is a tricksy sort of game. It tricked me. I thought I was getting it,
but no I still don't get it. Ahs Wells. Next week we'll be starting a new
game anyway.
Day 439,743
I've decided to send in for another date!