Last time, the tournament started with a bang! When Nabeshin blew up the foreman. But, it gets better. Beanboy out jumped Dr. Shioji, Sandora goaled Good Excel, Mad Spot out armied Dick, Tetchan kicked Will, Cosette scared Dr. Isafumi, Koshi Rikdo gave his permission on Wolf, and Watanabe beat Iwata with Jaken. Thus completes the first round of Block A. Now is Block B's first round.

Kabapu is the locker room doing blow-drying his gravity-defying hair. He is doing this because his next match is against That Man. "Well, this is It.", He thinks, "I must win this match in order to get closer to my goal." A shot of Ilpalazzo quickly flashes through his head. He drops his hair dryer and clenches the fist that was holding it. "But, I can't let this grudge upset me. I must do this for the sake of protecting the city, and to get a lot endorsements for the young athletes."

That Man is kicking down the door to the locker room as he is walking to the ring. He thinks, "I am-a so going to friggin enjoy this." The freaky faced announcer announced that the Block B first quarterfinals are beginning and the two fighters are approaching. When Kabapu comes out to the ring, Ilpalazzo who is of course disguising himself as his aliases Lawrence Moustache sees this and gasps very dramatically and thinks, "It's him."

(Match #9 Kabapu vs. That Man.)

Kabapu tells That Man, "That Man, just the name sounds so evil and mysterious." That Man responds, "What-a the hell you talkin' about?" Kabapu responds, "Nothing, it's just hard. Hard like my FIST!" He yells as he begins to punch That Man. But, That Man grabs his fist and kicks him without moving any other part of his body. "You-a just-a old man. Why do you think-a you can-a stop-a our organization from-a conquest?" Kabapu responds, "I knew it. You work for his him too, don't you?" That Man laughs and responds, "You-a crazy, he-a works for me." Kabapu responds, "I won't let someone like you to take over, and another thing I'm the only one who talks about how old I am!"

He runs toward him screaming and That Man kick him up in the air the second he gets close to him. That Man jumps up high in the air, grabs his purple scarf, and throws it at him. The scarf ties Kabapu up like an Egyptian mummy and they both drop to the ground of the ring. That Man says as he walks toward the scarf wrapped Kabapu, "Heh Heh Heh, and to-a think you-a the only one-a who-a the only protecting this city. Perhaps it is-a time-a retire, your-a life." He pulls out a long bendy straw. He is planning to drink Kapapu's moisture and mummify him. (Note: That is Kinnikuman's Mr. Kamen finishing attack.)

Everyone in the Department of City Security is shocked as they think their boss is going to be a decrepit mummy. But, before the straw could touch the flesh, Kapapu slices the scarf with his fake moustache like a knife. He jumps out if front of a shocked That Man. Then, does a kick so hard that it knocks That Man out of the ring. Kabapu then says, "Never buy cashmere." Kabapu is the winner.

(Match #10 Excel vs. a Puchuu.)

The puchuu walks toward Excel. The second it says "Puchuu" Excel gets all teary eyed. Then, she kicks it high into the air. She doesn't care how cute it is. It yells in its ugly face, "I thought you loved me!" Excel is the winner.

(Match #11 Menchi vs. Sumiyoshi.)

Menchi is of course trying to win so she can move out of Excel's home and live a lap of luxury. Sumiyoshi wants to win, because he's just Sumiyoshi. The fighters then jump up in the air DBZ style. "Whoa, did you see that?" Watanabe who saw this and asked Iwata, and Iwata responds, "Yeah, total parody." Menchi and Sumiyoshi begin punching each other in the air DBZ style.

Menchi then barks Kamehameha, and then does a kamehameha at Sumiyoshi. It looks like the attack would hit Sumi, but it hits his stomach and he sucks it in and repels it at Menchi. She panics and the attack hits her and falls to the ground. Excel sees this, and yells "MENCHI!" Menchi falls like a comet and there is an explosion the second she hits the ground.

The smoke clears away and an unconscious Menchi lies in a crater. Sumiyoshi is the winner. Excel runs to the ring and grabs Menchi and says to her, "Ah Menchi you lost. But, at least you still have me." Menchi screams and tries to get away. Excel still holds Menchi and walks away. Laurence sees this and says, "Ah, an agent and her emergency food supply, but, enough of that for now. It is time." He pulls up a Big O watch and says, "T-10000, Showtime!" (Note: Dead-on Big O parody.)

A huge door opens out of the ground. A robot comes out. It is none other than the T-10000 robot from episode 14. Laurence thinks, "Although last time the T-10000 was destroyed, it has been rebuilt. And it is bigger, better, not even an elephant can step on it." (Note: Tag line from a Japanese appliance commercial. But, of course you knew that from the 4th DVD Vid-notes.)

The robot rolls out onto the ring. Kabapu then tells Ropponmatsu 1 to go out and fight it. Iwata then yells her name and runs to stop her. Kabapu stops him when he has his fist in the air and having Iwata run into it.

(Match #12 T-10000 vs. Ropponmatsu 1.)

Ropponmatsu's sensors scan the upgraded T-10000 and sense some changes it didn't have last time. She asks Kabapu, "Mr. Kabapu, this T-10000 model has some changes not in its original prototype. Shall I still go at it?" Kabapu responds, "Of course, its not going to destroy itself, will it?" Ropponmatsu responds, "Affirmative." She begins to run Cyborg 009 style.

But, the T-10000 senses her speed and it actually grabs her on top speed. She screams and Iwata goes into the classic screaming painting pose. Watanabe, Matsuya, and Sumiyoshi all hit him with paper fans. The T-10000 then attempts to cut her in half. But, R1 uses her strength to open its claws and she gets out. R1 then tries to get behind it and take apart its power supply. But, the T-10000 uses jetpack on its bottom and gets into the air and grabs her.

The robot falls back onto the ground with Ropponmatsu still in its arms. Thinking quickly she takes out her hand laser cutters and cuts off its arms. She escapes and she attempts to kick off its head. But, a cannon comes out of its head and shoots a metal puchuu at her. It knocks her all the way to the edge of the ring. The robot treads to her. It looks like the end of Ropponmatsu. "What! What do you mean the end of Ropponmatsu?!"

Oh come on Iwata. Its obvious she's going to become scrap. "You Asshole!" What! How dare you call me an asshole! You asshole! "What!" You heard me! "I'll moiderize you!" Ahhhhhhh "Ahhhhhhhhhh" I can scream louder! "Shut up! Iwata stop screaming! Narrator save Ropponmatsu! Got It?!" Yes Watanabe. "Oh fine, I broke my vocal cords anyway."

Anyway, it looks like the end of Ropponmatsu. But, the T-10000 accidentally sees up her skirt and sees her panties. Which is the new T-10000's weakness. For the new model comes with a perverted emotion chip. The robot bends over and tries to look at her panties. Ropponmatsu covers up her skirt. Weird enough, the model also comes with a voice chip.

It says, "You must obey me. You show me your bra and panties now. You do and I shall concede to fight to you." She has no choice but to show her metal undergarments. She takes off her jacket and shirt and pulls up her skirt. "You jerk, how could you give my woman to an emotionless tin can?!" Hey Iwata, shut up it'll get better. Anyway, the T-10000 sees her underclothing and nothing happens. But then..... IT WACKS OFF MAN! I MEAN SPINNING, HOPPING, ROBOTIC SCREAMING, SPARKS EVERYWHERE. IT'S A MADBOT. IT'S GOING TO BLOW, MAN. IT'S GOING TO BLOW! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

"Ropponmatsu! You bastard! How could you?! You blew her up! You blew her all up!" Okay, Iwata you can stop. Look. "Huh." Out of the smoke a figure comes out. It is Ropponmatsu. But, the explosion tore of her exo-skin, and shows her Terminator style robo-skeleton. (Note: In fact, the coming out of the smoke thing is a parody of Terminator.)

Ropponmatsu 1 is the winner. There, she's alive she even won. Are you happy now Iwata? "Yes, thank you." Now I understand what you guys go through. "Told Ya.", says everyone from the D.C.S. Will, reset this, time for the next match.

(Match #13 Inchiki from episode 10 vs. Hyatt.)

Hyatt says to Inchiki, "Hello there little doggy." Inchiki rudely responds, "Bite off, grandma." Hyatt responds, "Oh My." Inchiki tell Hyatt, "How about we start this NOW!!" He throws his dice at Hyatt and it goes through her like bullets and kills her. She falls to the ground and Inchiki says, "Well that was easy." But, Hyatt then comes back to life and gets up.

The sight of this scares Inchiki out of his fur. "Impossible. But, I'm a talking dog so I guess nothing is impossible in this show. But, I'll kill anyway!" He throws a grenade at Hyatt and it explodes if front of her. "Heh, that did it." He then says, "What!" Hyatt comes out of the smoke although bleeding a lot still alive. "You're not human, are you?"

Hyatt asks him, "Why did you do that? Huh?" Inchiki has a button and presses it. An explosion comes out and blows him up. Since he'd rather kill himself then fight some creature that would kill him. Hyatt is the winner.

(Match #14 Matsuya vs. Purin from episode 13.)

"Hey, what's this?" What is it Excel Kobiyashi? "This little note says that old Purin-chan would not fight since she's persistently still looking for the old criminals that her old deceased dad looked for." "That means Misaki is the winner!" The freaky faced announcer says before Matsuya hits him. "I don't want people calling me by my first name."

(Match #15 Bad Excel vs. Pedro.)

Pedro begins running to Bad Excel and yell, "You pathetic midget version of Miss Excel! Pedro shall stomp on your entire body and win this tournament for my sexy wife and son! Take this!" Before Pedro could punch her. Bad Excel uses her pitchfork of Pedro's foot. Pedro screams and Bad Excel head butts Pedro's chest. And flies into the air yelling "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Bad Excel says, "I win." But the says, "What the hell?"

She says that because Pedro is falling from the sky and he lands on Bad Excel. That counts as a pin. Pedro is on her longer than 3 seconds. Pedro is the Winner.

(Match #16 Aesop from episode 11 vs. Terrorist Leader from episode 9.)

Aesop tells the terrorist leader, "I've heard of you. I don't trust bowling addicts like you. I don't even trust bowling. Baseball is the only sport." T.L. responds, "Shut up, tall head. If you think baseball is the only good sport you're mad. Bowling is the only thing that matters. It matters more than my own life itself. Wait, bowling is my life!"

"Shut UUUPP!" Aesop repeatedly throws a storm of baseballs at the leader. But, counters with a giant pin used like a kendo stick. He runs out of balls and the leader says; "Now it's my turn, Sadahara wannabe." He uses his giant, spiked ball and uses it to try and kill Aesop. But, when it looks like it will hit him, Aesop jumps and dodges it.

The ball comes out of the ring and keeps on rolling. "NOOOO, My ball!" The leader runs after his bowling ball. So long he runs out of the ring and forfeits the match. Aesop says, "When will the world know that bowling will someday bring the Sportspocalypse." Aesop is the winner. This brings the end of Block B first quarterfinals. The next chapter shall show Block A's second quarterfinals. Who will are winners fight next? Find out next time. Please Review.