Disclaimer: Ha ha!! Chapter 3.... I'm moving up. Did you like the last chapter?
Inu Yasha: I didn't.
Loki: And why not...
Inu Yasha: ....
Loki: Don't worry Inu Yasha, I mean Miroku.
Inu Yasha: ::grumbles::
Kagome: There you are Inu Yasha! We need to get to English Class!
Inu Yasha: English wha- ::dragged out of room::
Loki: Will Inu Yasha survive the horrid English class? Will Kagome get Inu Yasha to leave? Will we ever find out if Chalksoldteen really exists? Will my order of french fries ever get in? You'll find all this out in this chapter! ((except about me and the french fries))
Enjoy!
Play Ball!!
Chapter 3
Inu Yasha was dragged into a big room, with a lot of posters in it. He didn't quite get what it all meant, but he really didn't care. He watched Kagome as she pulled out a small orange colored textbook, followed by an even smaller one with: Vocab on it. The teacher, who was a female, said something, but he just ignored it. Not that I'll be needing at all... he thought.
Kagome opened up her textbook to a certain page that the teacher told them to go to. Inu Yasha just placed his chin on his arm, and stared out the window. He almost sneezed, but stopped himself before doing so. A hand smacked down on his desk, which almost sent him falling backwards. It was the hand of the English teacher, and she didn't seem to be happy. Actually, she looked furious. "What'dya do that for, you old hag!" he yelled at her.
Anyone who scares him will not go away without being yelled at. He would have hit her in the head like he does with Shippo, but something told hm that he shouldn't.
The teacher just looked at him again, fire in her eyes. "What did you say, young man?" she asked calmly.
Even though she said it so calmly, Inu Yasha still felt a little scared. "I said: What'dya do that for?"
She gave him the most evil of all glares and let him have it. "HOW DARE YOU TREAT YOUR TEACHER WITH SUCH DISRESPECT!!! DIDN'T OUR PARENTS TEACH YOU ANY MANNERS? I OUGHT TO SEND YOU TO THE PRINCIPLE, YOUNG MAN!!"
Kagome meekly raised her hand, as if she was scared to speak. "Um... Mrs... Mrs. Bullock?"
"WHAT?" she snapped at Kagome.
Kagome gave a little squeak and looked at her desk. Inu Yasha was really mad now. "Don't you ever yell at Kagome again!"
Kagome looked up at him and thought, He shouldn't of done that....
Mrs. Bullock stared at him with such hatred, that Inu Yasha felt his knees go weak. She grabbed something from her desk, and slammed it down on the table. "GET OUT YOUR PEN!!" she demanded.
Inu Yasha looked at her and answered, "What the hell is a pen?"
Kagome quickly threw her pen in his lap and mouthed, "That."
Inu Yasha picked it up and said, "Now what?"
Mrs. Bullock's face went red and she shouted, "Sign it, you idiot!"
"Well what is it?"
"IT'S A PINK SLIP!!!!"
Inu Yasha squinted his eyes at her and asked, "What's a pink slip?"
Mrs. Bullock gaped at the stupidity of this young man. She clenched her hand and answered dangerously, "It's for behavior, which I see is something you don't have!!!"
"Ms. Bullock?" tried Kagome again.
"What is it??"
"T-This is Inu.. I mean Miroku. He is an exchange student from.. from.. ummm..," she thought about where he was again.
"Chalksoldteen," Inu Yasha answered for her.
"So - so please, Mrs. Bullock, don't give him a slip. He doesn't know our rules... and um... this is his first day.."
"KAGOME!!!!" Mrs. Bullock shouted. "YOU HAVE TO TELL ME AHEAD OF TIME!!!"
Kagome didn't know if she was mad, or just surprised. "YOU ARE THE LAZIEST STUDENT IN THIS CLASS? HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO GET INTO HIGH SCHOOL? I DOUBT ANY TEACHER WOULD ACCEPT YOU!"
She's mad... Kagome blushed and quickly sat down in her chair again. Suddenly, the door opened up, and the principle walked in. "How is everybody doing today?" she asked.
"Fine, Mrs. Wimmer," all the students said together.
Mrs. Wimmer turned to Kagome, and told Mrs. Bullock, "Be nice to Kagome. She has missed quite a bit of school. We want her to get into a perfectly good High School."
"Yes, Mrs. Wimmer," answered Mrs. Bullock. She walked over and gave Kagome a quick hug. "I'll make sure she'll pass the whole class."
Inu Yasha just stared at this woman, wondering what the heck he was supposed to think of her.
After the principle left, Mrs. Bullock glared at Kagome and said to the class, "Open your books to page 154. Let's check your homework."
She watched all the kids search for their books in their bookbags. Then she noticed Inu Yasha sitting there, looking bored as hell. "Mr. Miroku?"
Inu Yasha didn't turn to her. He was too busy examining the weird buildings of Kagome's world.
"MR. MIROKU!!!!" yelled Mrs. Bullock.
"He's not here!" yelled Inu Yasha.
Kagome sighed and placed her head in her hand. The teacher closed her eyes and said, "Are you sick or something? YOU'RE MIROKU!!!!"
Damn, I am... thought Inu Yasha. "Yes? What did you want, Ma'am?" he tried to sound as polite as possible, while mentally giving her the middle finger.
"Where is your book? And your homework?"
Inu Yasha stared at her blankly. "But.. I'm a change student," he answered.
"That's exchange student, Miroku."
"Oh... but how can you expect me to have that?" he said, silently cursing himself.
"I don't allow tardy homework from anyone, exchange student or not. Now I expect to see homework on your desk within five minutes, or I'll have to give you a 0 for application and conduct."
"Fine by me," said Inu Yasha as he folded his arms behind his head.
"That's it!!" she yelled, nearly pulling all of her hair out. "To the principle's.. NOW!!"
She picked him up by his arm, and threw him out of the classroom. "What's a principle's office?" he asked as she slammed the door closed.
While Mrs. Bullock was letting off some steam at her desk, Kagome quickly walked out of the classroom before she noticed. "I really, really don't like that lady," she said, as she went to find Inu Yasha.
As she began to walk down the stairs, she looked out the window only to see Inu Yasha's bright red kimono in the oak tree that was beside the school. Kagome cursed under her breath, and ran towards the exit. When she got outside, she looked up to see Inu Yasha sitting up in the tree. "What are you doing?" she called.
He looked down to see Kagome. Jumping off the branch, he landed on his feet, but then fell down. "Damn these human legs.." he cursed.
"What are you doing, Inu Yasha?"
He glanced at her and yelled, "How the hell do you put up with that woman??"
Kagome sighed and sat down next to him. She placed her chin on her knee and answered, "I honestly don't know. That woman is horrible."
"Don't need to tell me that.. Can we leave?"
Kagome looked at her watch. "Well, we have a couple hours until the baseball game... so why don't we go out and get some Raman!"
She put on a smile. Inu Yasha looked up at the sky. "Why would I want to do that.."
Although I do love raman...he thought.
"Feh."
Kagome usually took that as a yes, and grabbed his hand. "Great! C'mon!!"
They both ran off... to search for the holy raman...
A/N: This chapter is done and out!!! Please R&R!!
Inu Yasha: Feh. Don't bother.
Loki: ::glares at him:: ...what did you say....
Inu Yasha: I said the readers shouldn't bother to review!!!
Loki: Humph... Well I'll let the readers decide... what should Inu Yasha's fate be... A lot of good 'SIT'ing from Kagome... or... or... well, why don't YOU tell me what should happen to him?
-Loki