Author's Note: Thanks again for reading and for the words of encouragement. I wanted to write more tonight but unfortunately this chapter took forever to write and edit. I think my eyeballs would pop out before I could finish Chapter 7. I have it all in my head though just waiting to get out there. I wanted to take a lot of care with the Phami stuff (since it's the funniest to me) so I hope this is up to snuff.

CHAPTER SIX

Philip couldn't do anything but stare at Sami in confusion, arousal and a little fear as she continued to do wonderfully terrible things to him. She seemed to be focusing on particularly sensitive parts of his body...very hard parts...with her hands and her legs...and that tongue...all over his very hot, aroused body. Well, actually, Lucas' hot aroused body.

'Focus PK! As crazy as it sounds, this is Lucas' body and you can't go there. This is not your toy. You have to give it back and play nice.' Philip was trying very hard to make sense out of his situation but was having little sucess.

'What am I talking about—I have gone completely insane? This cannot be happening! There is no feasible way that I am residing in my older brother's body just as I was about to make slow, passionate love to my Belle—the girl who has consumed my every dream and fantasy for the last umpteen years. Demon possession I'll buy, random people returning from the dead, cloned or otherwise brainwashed--okay. But body switching? That kind of stuff just doesn't happen.'

But then again, here's Sami laying on top of him turning on parts of him he didn't know existed. She's touching him in places he's only dreamt about which is almost making it hard for him explore her delicious body. It was her distraction that was causing him to squeeze her pert bottom and run his hands over her back and through her hair. Not to mention that she's one Hell of a kisser. Wait, kissing....hmmm. Sami—good. Kissing—good. Kissing Sami—good. NO BAD, VERY BAD!

'You've got to resist PK! It's the celibacy talking.' Or more appropriately referred to as the Bellibacy oath he had taken for reasons that seemed far from him now. Nevertheless, a spark of reason prevails and Philip pulls away from Sami in an attempt to get a hold of himself. He had to get away from her before he did something that could get him seriously hurt by his brother's hand. He was bigger than Lucas but he had a feeling that if Lucas even suspected that Philip had taken advantage of Sami, he didn't stand a chance. So that meant one thing. He had to get away from Sami fast.

Judging by the surprised look on Sami's face, she wasn't expecting him to pull away from her. And judging from the fire in her eyes that followed, Philip was about to pay dearly for it.

Sami was starting to get really annoyed at Lucas. First he wakes her up from a good, comfortable sleep in order to get his kicks and now he's just laying there expecting her to do all the work! Normally, even when she's holding the reigns in bed, Lucas always felt compelled to put up at least a little fight. At first she thought he was suffering from some kind of sexual insecurity but she had grown to like the little power struggle they had developed. 'Who am I kidding—our whole relationship has been a series of power struggles,' she thought with wry amusement.

But now was not the time for such thoughts. Sami was giving him her best stuff and she could tell that he was clearly enjoying himself. But he just wasn't pulling his weight right now and he had to pay. When she felt him pull away from her, it did nothing but add to her burgeoning fury.

Philip took Sami's momentary shock at his withdrawal as an opportunity to slide out from under her. Unfortunately that landed him down on the floor but that was just fine with him. Any movement away from her immediate proximity was a good thing at this point.

"Hey Sami, uh, I'm really tired all of a sudden." Philip threw in a big fake yawn for effect. "Maybe I should just go back over to my place and get some sleep. I'm sure you'd be more comfortable in your own bed anyway. And besides, you know what a bear I am in the morning especially without my toothbrush and some extra clothes." He not too inconspicuously attempted to crawl backwards towards the door hoping for Sami to miraculously allow him to escape.

"Freeze General! You stop right there!" Philip stopped and didn't dare even blink considering the death glare she had trained on him at the moment. Sami would make a great drill sergeant. He would bet anything she looked great in uniform. 'Ok, again PK—so not going there.'

"Lucas, what's your problem! We've already been over that—toothbrush, check; clothes, check; couch, check. Except nobody asked you to wake me up from my well-deserved slumber so you could try your little sex games on me. You are acting very weird and I don't appreciate it."

'Sex games,' Philip thought. Kinky. He inadvertently grinned at the thought of Lucas and Sami playing various sex games in their apartment. 'Good thing Will's at camp. Otherwise he'd either be permanently traumatized or living with Shawn Brady over at the pub.'

"You wipe that smirk off your face. Now I want you to listen and listen hard," Sami growled at him.

'No problem' Philip thought.

All of a sudden Sami's mouth twisted into an evil looking grin as she looked him up and down. Her angry tirade seemed to turn sinister as she threw out her next lecture through clenched teeth. "I did not agree to marry someone who is going to wake me up in the middle of the night, get me all hot and bothered and then lay there like a lump of useless flesh. If I had wanted a lazy, useless boy-toy in my bed—or uh, couch, I would have hooked up with..." At that, she stopped, apparently trying to find the appropriate Salemite to insert into her equation.

"...I would have hooked up with Rex—no, gross, that's my brother now. I mean Brady—no, he's kind of my brother too." She continued mumbling to herself as she rattled off the list of men she knew in Salem. "Well, as far as family, that's no Shawn Douglas or John Black. No Uncle Bo either—ewww." Philip noticed her shuddering at the thought.

Ever the helpful guy in his attempts to buy himself some time, Philip decided to chime in. "Hey, what about that Tek guy. He screams boy-toy."

"No way." Sami said with a dismissive gesture. "He's totally hot and I hear he's a pretty smart guy. He's probably great in the sack." Philip figured that he should stand up for his brother but he had his own problems at the moment. "I know! If I had wanted a lazy, useless boy-toy I would have hooked up with your brother Philip."

Philip was taken aback with shock and temporarily forgot himself--which was quite understandable given the circumstances. "Hey, Philip is a stud! I bet he's got girls lined up around the block to get a piece of him."

"Yeah right! Like he could get over Belle long enough to notice any 'dog' barking up his tree."

At this point, Philip felt he had to defend both his honor and Lucas'. 'Now what would Lucas say to that...'

Channeling his inner Lucas, Philip shot back. "Well, if you're talking about lazy and useless human beings that you're willing to marry you've conveniently forgotten the two biggest boy-toys of them all—Austin and Brandon. But wait, you did, hook up with them—a little bit more than hooking up actually. And I don't hear you complaining about it right now."

Any doubt that Lucas was acting out of the ordinary was erased as he hurled those scathing words at her. He was really going to get it now and she knew exactly how to punish him.

Philip on the other hand was feeling pretty good about himself for coming up with that gem of a barb. He purposefully left out Franco in his mini-rant even though he was by far the embodiment of boy-toy. He didn't know the details but he was pretty sure that topic was off limits between Sami and Lucas.

Lost in his own sense of satisfaction, Philip didn't even notice Sami stalking toward his still floor-bound figure until it was too late. "I thought I told you to listen," she said in the deadliest tone possible. She kneeled down in front of him and grabbed his chin in between her thumb and index finger. "That's quite a sassy little mouth you've got on you. I think I've seen a little too much of it lately."

Philip's feelings of satisfaction quickly reverted back to fear in the space of two seconds. Her fiery eyes were unreadable and he had no idea what to expect from her. He wished he did so he would know which body part to protect.

Sami leaned in, tilted her head to the side and smiled playfully. "I've got a much better use for this mouth actually." Lucas' eyes were as big as saucers. 'Good,' Sami thought. 'Now I can lay it on really thick. I know he'll be able to return the favor later anyway.' She licked her lips in the sexiest way possible all the while thinking about the things he was going to do to her with that smart mouth.

"So you think you're better than every other man I've been with, is that right? Well, you've had your witty little fun for tonight but fortunately for me I'm gonna need some proof. You understand that I'm sure." Sami let go of his chin and began to glide her finger across his lips and jaw.

"Now I want you to stand up, walk back over to that couch and finish what you started. That way you can put this sassy mouth to some good use other than pissing me off." She looked him up and down with the most smoldering look Philip had ever seen. "I want you to thoroughly ravish me--and when I say ravish..." Philip jumped when she pinched his bottom lip with no small amount of force. She also took the opportunity to trail her free hand down his body very slowly. "...I mean with your aforementioned mouth..." She grabbed a hold of his hand that was shakily supporting his body. "...and your hands..." With a slight lift of her eyebrow she continued to hold his gaze. "...And of course, whatever else you want to bring to the table." Before he knew it Sami had smoothly run her hot fingers over the throbbing hardness that was growing by the nanosecond at record speed. Well, she ran her hand over it as smoothly as one can when grabbing someone's crotch.

Philip doubted that there was enough blood left in his body to sustain his basic primary functions given that his entire supply had all conveniently shifted south. He barely felt Sami's touch retreat from him as she slowly and sensuously sauntered back over to the couch. The view from Philip's point of view was spectacular. She then proceeded to sit down and leaned over to lay across the couch on her side. She was holding her head up with her bent arm and was sensuously sliding her legs together as if she had an itch that she just couldn't scratch by herself.

'You need to be strong PK. This is Lucas' woman and Lucas' body. And if he found out, he'd kill you. He's probably in your body right now thinking about checking up on you and Sami.'

He glanced back at the couch in time to see Sami raise her top leg up and run her hands up and down her thigh. Sami just smiled at him knowingly. 'I know he so wants to get the last word in but not tonight. I've got one too many tricks in my bag. Any second now he's going to come running over here and then we'll both get what we want. Then maybe I can go back to sleep--all this foreplay is exhausting.'

Philip's mouth went completely dry as he raised himself up with every intention of running for the hills. But when he saw her run her hand from her upper thigh, over her stomach and up to her lips only stopping momentarily to caress her wonderfully flushed breasts, he found his feet frozen to the ground.

'Yeah PK, Lucas is probably sitting in your apartment right now...the apartment where you were just making out with Belle not 10 minutes ago. Where she was sitting in your arms—now his arms—half naked and practically begging for sex. Lucas is a guy's guy and he's been around the block and then some. Maybe he's thinking that he could get a nice little make-out session before tying the knot with Sami.' This thought caused a flash of irritation to run through Philip. In the back of his mind he realized that even considering Sami's shenanigans, if he had this woman waiting for him at home, there wouldn't even be one wandering flicker about getting some action elsewhere.

'Well, technically, physiologically speaking, I AM Lucas. And she did give me an order. I'm a good soldier, I can follow orders.' The wheels of rationalization were really turning now. "And I'm a very virile, young guy. Lucas couldn't really blame me for letting Sami have her wicked way with his body. He knows she's a hard woman to say no to.' Right now, his body was screaming nothing but yes, yes, yes. 'I could just pretend like I had no idea what was going on. I could even close my eyes and pretend that it's Belle I'm with.' But it wouldn't be Belle, it would be his future sister-in-law. The woman who had tried numerous time to destroy his mother. Besides, he loved Belle so much that even if he closed his eyes...

'Who am I trying to kid here? There is no way that I would close my eyes on that beautiful creature laying on the couch waiting for me—I mean Lucas. No, she's waiting for me even if she does believe that I'm Lucas. And she looks so hot right now—and she wants me bad. It's Belle's sister—that's not really that wrong—it's just a branch or two away on the same family tree. I am never again going to get the chance to live out this mind numbingly sexy fantasy. Never.'

But Philip knew it wasn't right. If there was any way he could explain to Sami what was going on, she would kick his ass into next year. And so would Lucas and Belle.

Philip got up and approached Sami's reclining form with a tremendous amount of trepidation. She looked nothing less than edible laying there like that. "So General, what are you waiting for?"

Philip finally looked down at her with shades of regret and a lifetime's worth of longing. 'I'm sure things will work out in the morning,' Philip thought.

And with as much haste as he could gather, he crawled on top of her and began to devour her inviting and arousing body. "What the Hell, life is short," he said while kissing her senseless. In the end, his fantasy of bedding Sami Brady was just too damn tempting. His last coherent thought as he heard Sami's sexy giggle was 'Lazy, useless boy-toy is it? I'll show her that PK is the biggest stud on the block.'