Last time, a fierce war went all out in the first quarterfinals in Block B. Now, we go to the second quarterfinals in Block A. The winners last time were Nabeshin, Beanboy, Mad Spot, Sandora, Koshi Rikdo, Tetchan, Cosette, and Watanabe. Who will they fight this time? Find out RIGHT NOW.

(Match #17 Nabeshin vs. the channeler from episode 7.)

Remember, this time the channeler is free from Pedro's ghost. But, for obvious reasons he can't talk. Nabeshin laughs like a madman and says, "Hey, old man. Careful not to shatter a hip." And laughs again. But, the channeler raises his hand and shoots an energy blast at Nabe.

He stops laughing and blocks it with his afro. It bounces like a ball and pops. "All right pal. Nabe's takin' no prisoners." He says as he runs toward the channeler. But, he takes his wand and transforms it into a Shaman King-ish Amidamaru furyokou sword. He swings it at Nabeshin.

All it does is slices his pants and they fall down. It reveals he's wearing Menchi boxers. Everyone is laughing at him. He yells at the channeler, "Do you realize what this does to my rep? Time to die!" A rope comes out of his afro and yanks the canneler's wand out of his hand. Nabeshin grabs the wand and breaks it.

The channeler screams and explodes in an explosion of spiritual energy. Nabe just broke his only source of power. So he's the winner. Now, Laurence a.k.a. Lord Ilpalazzo pulls out a switch and presses the button. The ring then flips over into a sumo ring. Beanboy comes out in a sumo wrestling underwear. So does his opponent, a fat Puchuu.

(Match #18 Beanboy vs. a Sumo Puchuu.)

Aesop looks at Beanboy, as he is putting salt on the ring with his tall hair. He thinks, "Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, he's not good at sumo, Sadahara Oh boy." (Note: Sadahara Oh is a top Japanese baseball player for his home runs.) Beanboy and the Puchuu run toward each and try to push the other out of the ring. Beanboy grabs the Puchuu's sumowear and holds him up in the air.

He tries to throw him out of the ring. But, the weight of the puchuu holds him down and he falls on him. The puchuu then grabs Beanboy's hair and swings him round and round then throws him out of the ring and into the air. The sumo puchuu is the winner. Aesop has a temper tantrum yelling, "I knew he would lose!" over and over again. The ring goes back to normal for the next match.

(Match #19 Sandora vs. Black Knight.)

Black Knight is a new character folks. He is a person in a black suit of armor with a helmet on to keep his identity, so get ready. Black Knight raises his sword at Sandora and begins to attack him. Pedro who is watching this yells, "Sandora NOOOOOOOOO!" Sandora doesn't move as Black Knight runs toward him. The second Black Knight raises his sword to attack little Sandora.....

Sandora kicks Black Knight in the crotch. Black Knight says as he falls, "Oh, right in the round tables." Sandora begins to hit Black Knight with his soccer ball. But, Black Knight gets up on his knees and says, "No, no wait. I was just doing for a little extra cash." He takes off his helmet. But, he is not man he is puchuu. He has an ugly face since he got kicked in the space nuts.

He says, "I'm sorry, I'll just leave you alone." He pops out of his armor and has a normal puchuu body. Not, a human body like he should to move in his suit. But, of course this is Excel Saga. He walks away as a confused Sandora watches. Sandora is the winner.

(March #20 Mad Spot vs. Big Brother from episode 12.)

Big Brother gets in a kung-fu pose. But, Mad Spot barks and Big Brother screams and runs away yelling, "I hate mad dogs!" Big Brother gets a ring out. Mad Spot is the winner.

(Match #21 Tetchan vs. a monkey from episode 11.)

The monkey walks toward and offers Tetchan a banana. Tetchan says, "Oh, thank you." He grabs it and starts to peel it. But, he turns it around to point it at the monkey. He peels it and a laser gun comes out of the peel and shoots a laser that was meant for Tetchan. But, instead it shoots at the monkey. The monkey screeches as he is vaporized. All there is a smoldering crater. Will resets the ring and Tetchan is the winner.

(Match #22 A terrorist from episode 9 vs. Cosette.)

The terrorist pulls out his ball and bowls it at Cosette. She pulls out a handgun and shoots the ball again and again until it cracks into tiny pieces. But, she runs out of bullets. All there's left is a huge chunk and it hits her in the face and knocks her out. "I win." The terrorist says. Like he said he's the winner.

(Match #23 Momiji vs. Koshi Rikdo.)

Koshi Rikdo begins to give his permission like last time. Even though her expression doesn't change, Momiji throws a dagger at Rikdo's seal. The dagger hits the seal all the way to wall and sticks it there. "Alright, now the nail is on the other hand now." Koshi Rikdo says as he begins to run toward Momiji. He begins to punch her. But, Momiji jumps up and lands on his arm. Her face doesn't change.

Koshi is shocked. But, he drops his arm. But, for some reason she is still up in the air. Koshi is double-shocked. But, what's even more shocking, she not even real. She's a cardboard cutout that falls over onto the ground. Koshi is triple-shocked. But, he's the winner I guess.

(Match #24 Watanabe vs. Space Butler from episode 2.)

Before the match starts Watanabe asks Space Butler, "So are you some butler....from space? Cause that's your name right?" Space Butler responds, "Indeed." Watanabe thinks to himself, "What the hell is JC Staff thinking?" Just then Space Butler shoots a laser from a Cyborg 009 gun at Watanabe. But, Watanabe puts up a trash can lid from out of nowhere. The laser bounces off of the lid and hits Space Butler. He gets vaporized and Watanabe wins.

"Huh, that was friggen easy." He says. It's easy now Watanabe. But, the opponents will get tougher. Speaking of which, who will Excel fight next? Find out in the next chapter featuring Block B's second quarterfinals. Please review.