When we last left the ES crew, Block A's second quarterfinals started the beginning of a war. What will Block B bring today? We will start with Kabapu's second match. Laurence who is of course Lord Illpalazzo has brought an opponent that has made him 100 unbeatable to Kabapu. Kabapu is watching a gargantuan iron box being carried by a group of puchuu's. The box has stopped on the ring and the puchuu use drills to take out the screws; the walls fall down and there is a huge crate and a puchuu uses a crowbar to take down the front. Inside is a block of ice; they take it out and one cracks it apart with a pickaxe.

Inside is another crate; a puchuu takes the top open with the same pickaxe. The group takes out the barrel inside and places it on the ground. A puchuu drills out the screws and takes off the top. A bag is inside and opens it; inside it is Excel's hand carved dummy. He is Kabapu's next opponent. "You're kidding aren't you?" Nope "You mean I have to fight that?" Yup "Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Then This will be easy. Especially someone at my age."

(Match #25 Kabapu vs. a dummy.)

He walks toward the dummy and all seems normal. But, then the dummy starts beating up Kaba. It's so violent we can't see I can't tell you about it. Just listen to the screams. "Ow why ow are you oh ow doing oh damn ow you doing this oh to me? No, not my legs! AHHHHHHHHH!" Kabapu is being taken away on a stretcher. Thy dummy is the winner.

(Match#26 Excel vs. the Demon Sergeant from episode 3.)

The demon sergeant holds out a bazooka and blasts a missile at Excel. "Uh oh Excel in tight fix. Take this." She holds out a giant tennis racket and repels the missile by hitting it in a Prince of Tennis outfit. The missile goes up in the sky and heads toward a spaceship. The aliens look like Predators and they say as the missiles about to hit them, "Uh that's not good." It blows up and they die, not very good last words right?

Back on earth the demon sergeant thinks, "Grrrrr clever. But, not clever enough!" He throws a stone fist at Excel. She counters by hitting it with a baseball bat. The fist heads back toward the demon sergeant and hits him in the face and making him scream. "Yeah Excel wins!" "I don't think so." The demon sergeant responds. He gets up and almost looks normal. Because that fist broke half his face and reveals that his face is a mask. His real face is hideous. "AHHHHHHHHH What the hell happened to you?!" Excel asks the demon sergeant.

"Heh Heh Heh Foolish girl. For a female you're a complete moron. Why do you think they call me the DEMON sergeant?!" Huge wings come out of his body and his entire body breaks open and a huge demon comes out. It is a huge demon 3 times Excel's size with tentacle for legs, huge hands with razor-sharp soul-sucking fingers, huge wings of course, and a horrible head with 4 rows of razor sharp teeth. "Now you will die!" he says in a huge demon voice.

Excel is so scared a river of pee comes out of her rear end like all females. "How could you do this to me Mr. Writer?!" Because, you're the heroene moron! Use you comedy anime main-character powers. Don't you want to impress Lord Illpalazzo? "Gasp you're right! All right fiend, prepare to be destroyed-ish!" That the spirit! Quick use attack CC. She starts shooting at the demon in a Chrono Crusade Rosette Christopher outfit. But, the bullets bounce off of him. That didn't work, quick use attack YYH.

She starts attacking him with a spirit gun in a Yuske outfit. The demon swallows the blast and absorbs it. "It's not working!" Excel I did all I could it's up to you now. Maybe you should do your own non-parody thing. "You're right. Thank you for helping me Mr. Writer! All right demon, you have totally pissed Excel off big time! So prepare to be destroyed!" She pulls out some sort of magical object and yells, "Koshi Prism Power!"

She transforms in a senshi style transformation. She transforms into Excel Mask from episode 20. "All right, you un-bodacious monster. Prepare to be destroyed!" "You pathetic girl do you really think you can parody the power to destroy me? Think again!" the demon sergeant responds as blows his sulfur breath at Mask. But, Excel Mask then creates a shield of love and kindness and she survives the attack.

The demon sergeant then begins to grab Excel Mask. But, she throws flower daggers at his hands. The daggers hit his hands and his entire hands are covered in flowers. He screams in pain. Excel Mask then says, "You have caused enough harm demon. Now I shall stop you once and for all! Heart Protection Beam!" She holds out her hands and a huge beam in the shape of a heart comes out. The beam heads toward his chest and hits it.

The demon sergeant screams in complete pain. The beam goes through his chest and the demon sergeant explodes in an explosion of goodness. The demon sergeant is no more. Excel is the winner. She leaps in joy for her victory and thinks, "My dear Lord Ilpalazzo. Excel has succeeded once again and is one step closer to my beautiful goal." She turns back to normal.

(Match #27 Sumiyoshi vs. Takimochi from episode 10.)

Sumiyoshi sees him and "Says", "OY MORE DOGS." Takimochi gets out a huge paper fan and tries to whack Sumiyoshi with it. But, Sumiyoshi grabs it with both his hands and stops it. He then carries the fan out of the ring with Takimochi still holding it. He then puts Takimochi out of the ring. Which means he's disqualified. Sumiyoshi is the winner.

(Match #28 Ropponmatsu 1 vs. Ropponmatsu 2.)

Kabapu who is watching this in his a full body cast thinks, "Hmmm, I may have lost. But, one out my two Ropponmatsu's will be lucky enough to stop the ongoing danger. So personally, I don't know who to root for." Back at the ring Ropponmatsu 2 says to Ropponmatsu 1, "Hey big sister, I'm going to turn you into tin." R1 responds, "Such inappropriate language does not intersect my database. You shall be punished." She goes hyper speed as runs toward R2.

But R2 pushes her left breast and a shield comes on and blocks R2 from R1 punching her. R2 then says, "Sorry sister, but I know you used my oil hairspray without asking, so take this!" She hold out her hands and an energy balls comes out and blows up R1. Don't worry she can be rebuilt. R2 is the winner.

(Match #29 Hyatt vs. the old man from episode 10 and 19.)

Hyatt says to the old man, "Oh my, you poor human. So decrepit." The old man responds, "Looks aren't anything my blue haired child." He bursts open out of his shirt and reveals his rebuilt body. "Hyatt didn't see that coming." She says. A cannon comes out and begins to shoot his stomach beam.

But, Hyatt then gets all-dizzy. Then, coughs up a huge wave of blood. The old man is covered in blood. His electronic mechanisms go haywire. His body explodes and he screams while he dies. All that's left is a crater. The ring is resetted and Hyatt is the winner.

Matsuya is on the ring for the next match. A group of Puchuu's is carrying a huge stone throne. On the throne is the Puchuu Queen from episode 7. Two Puchuu's is waving huge fans at their queen. "What do you think you're doing?!" Oh we are not doing this Iwata. "Oh we're doing this! Now write her out of here before she's devoured! Or I'll give this story a bad review!" Oh fine. Matsuya disappears and is at the roof of the J.C. Staff building. She looks around and yells, "IIIWWWATAAAAA!" O.K. Puchuu Queen is the winner.

(Match #30 Pedro vs. Little Brother from episode 12.)

I don't know how this is going to work out. So how about we jump cut to the end. Pedro has Little Brother in a head lock with a shark on his legs. Little Brother screams in pain. Little Brother yells, "Uncle, Uncle!" Pedro is the winner.

(Match #31 Aesop vs. Antonio from episode 6.)

Aesop laughs and says, "How will you fight me as a cripple?" Antonio holds up his cane and lights up like a light saber. "Ok that how." Aesop says. Antonio levitates for no reason and flies toward Aesop. Aesop stares at him and doesn't do anything but before Antonio gets Aesop. Aesop moves to the side and Antonio flies out of the ring and crashes. Antonio gets a ring out.

Aesop is the winner. Well that's it for the second quarterfinals of Block B. Next chapter is the final quarterfinals for Block A. Will Nabeshin overcome the Sumo Puchuu? Find out next time. Please Review.