Shout outs:

Uncanny R-Man: Thanks, and I agree, there is a lot of Romy, and I mean A LOT. But I still think they're a cool couple. Hmmm, Rahne...I like both couples but in this I think she'll be with Sam. But hey, that's what love triangles are for!

sleepy26: Thanks.

Purity Black: Thanks, and there'll be more Remy action in this chapter. I'm sure you'll find it interesting...

ishandahalf: I'm sorry it didn't happen, but this chapter might make up for it.

LadyDeathStrike1: Glad you like the story so far, and Logan and X23 will appear in this chapter.

Disclaimer: I don't own Evo or Scooby Doo.

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"Remy, Ah think we're lost." Rogue muttered in his ear, as the two had passed the same fork in the road five times now.

"Chere, I don't get lost." Remy retorted with a smirk, yet he stopped the motorcycle they had "borrowed" and let Rogue get off.

"Ah told ya Ah should have drove," muttered Rogue darkly. She moved about a bit, searching around tree and through thick bushes for any new roads or dirt paths. "Okay, it's confirmed. We're lost, Swamp Rat."

"I know, I'll just ask someone for directions! Stay right here, chere."

Rogue stood with her hands on her hips and an incredulous look plastered on her face. Sighing angrily, Rogue buried her face in her gloved hands around.

"An Ah thought men didn't ask for directions," she muttered to herself. And then, a little louder, "There is nobody else around!"

But Remy was gone, and Rogue was alone. She wasn't scared, but after five minutes she started to worry for Remy.

"If this is a joke you better get your ass out here, Remy LeBeau!" She screamed, and received nothing but silence in the night. There was a sudden ruffle in the bushes next to her that made her jump. Muffling a gasp, she slowly moved into the bushes, and then through them, until she found herself walking aimlessly around large trees and bushes. Trepidation slowly wrapped around her, as it seemed evident that Remy had lost himself, and now it was up to her to save him.

Rogue cocked her head and whispered to herself, "Unless this is an asinine joke."

Ducking under a tree trunk, Rogue thought she saw something unusual lying on the ground nearby. She took one step toward it, and walked face first into something soft. With a scream Rogue swatted whatever it was. Only after it descended on top of her head did she realize it was Remy's trench coat.

"Why is this here?" Rogue asked her self. Then she found out what lying on the ground nearby. Clothes.

Rogue picked up a black muscle shirt, black jeans, and bright red boxers.

"Ah never knew he had red boxers," blurted Rogue, but then she quickly clamped her mouth shut, as some bubbles started to break the surface of a nearby river. Rouge dropped the clothes, and then almost tripped over a shoe, before she made it up next to the river. Quickly slipping off one glove, her fingers trembling, Rogue leaned in to peer into the water.

And saw a face.

An ear splitting scream shot through the night, as the face opened its eyes, staring straight at Rogue. The face started laughing, until it started choking on the water. Rouge fell on her bottom and tried to scurry backwards, until she realized it had been Remy all along. But if all his clothes were behind her, and he was in front of her, that meant...

"Miss me, chere?" Remy asked, as he started to wade out of the river.

"Remy!!" Rogue screamed, and quickly looked the other way, as the water level was at his waist.

"Ain't this what you dream about, chere?" He asked softly, causing Rogue to blush.

"No!" She spat back. In the last dream she'd had, Remy was his bathing suit and shirtless, swimming in a pool of chocolate calling her to lick him. That one she'd never forget, or live down if she told Remy or especially Kitty.

The sound of sloshing water told Rogue that Remy was moving out of the water.

"Remy!! This is not what Ah wanted! Please, just hurry up and get dressed, will ya?"

"If my chere wants me to, den fine."

Rogue waited patiently, resisting the overwhelming urge to take a quick sneak peek. Finally Remy said he was dressed, and Rogue opened her eyes. She gasped as she did though.

Neglecting to put on any more clothes, Remy stood only with his bright red boxers on, giving Rogue a saucy smile. His tanned and well-toned chest was still glistening with water. Speechless, all Rogue could do was stare at his body.

"I always knew my chere had a soft spot for me," he whispered, which snapped Rogue back to reality. She quickly turned away, although not as much, so she could still get a glimpse of him with her peripheral vision.

A tree branch creaked, causing Rogue to spin around. A blur zoomed past her through the air, and smashed into Remy. There was a huge splash in the water, slapping Rogue wetly.

"Remy!!!" She screeched, as vicious bubbles caused the water to look like an overactive Jacuzzi. A cloud of something red floated to the top of the water, while the splashing still continued. The water was turning red. "Remy!!!"

Rogue rushed into the water, splashing about. Suddenly, a figure busted out of the water with their back to Rogue so forcefully that they knocked into her. The Southern Belle was sent backwards into the water, causing a bigger splash as well as some mud to fly in the air. Filled with fear, Rogue looked up through her damp banks, only to find the figure staring at her calmly.

X23.

"Hello," she greeted gruffly, and pulled a gasping Remy out of the water by his hair. "It's rude to show yourself indecently in public."

Remy gawked at her, and sputtered, "You, you saw me?"

X23 simply nodded, and then looked like she was thinking.

"What was it Kitty would call? Eye candy? Yes, that was it. You were my eye candy."

Rogue and Remy only stared at her as she spoke so simply and calmly. It was a little frightening for them.

"I can't believe dis chere saw me nude before my chere did," muttered Remy sadly.

"What was that, Swamp Rat?!" Rogue demanded, moving through the water to grab him by the shoulders. She squeezed them slightly, but tried to keep from smiling.

"Nothin'." Remy quickly answered, and tried to look away. The she looked past him and into the red water. "Oh no! Are ya bleeding?!"

Rogue quickly turned Remy out and about, searching over his chest, back, and other places. Remy had a smile on himself the whole time.

"I think this tense situation turns you on, chere. I need to remember that."

Rogue gave him a menacing glare, until X23 spoke up again.

"That was not blood. It was ketchup for my, what was it called?"

"Hamburger," a gruff voice answered it for her. Logan stood on the riverbank staring down at Rogue and Remy almost straddled up like a game of Twister in the water. Rogue quickly pushed Remy away, and smiled innocently.

"Yes, that was what I ate. You know, if your senses were like mine you could tell the difference between blood and ketchup."

Rogue just scoffed and stood up, water dripping down her. Remy got up as well, a little more gingerly, as Logan was giving hi m an angry glare.

"What were you two doing?" Logan asked angrily, once he noticed Remy was only in his boxers.

"I think I'll get dressed now," he muttered, and rushed toward his clothes. Rogue just blushed and tried to squeeze the water out of her hair.

"Why were y'all followin' us, Logan?" Rogue asked him.

"We wanted to know what you were up too. And because I told him this eye candy knows where the others were taken." X23 stated, looking at Remy in an odd way. Remy looked a little uncomfortable, glad he wasn't a telepath around X23.

"My name's Remy, and I only watched dem go. I think they're around here somewhere. We should check for clues."

Rogue scoffed and crossed her arms together and sarcastically spat, "Yeah gang, let's split up!"

Logan and X23 did not understand the remark, and though she was serious.

X23 and I will take the motorcycles and search by road. You two check around here." Logan ordered, and vanished with X23 before the other two could object.

"You watch too much TV, chere," Remy concluded in a whisper, having gotten the joke. Rogue just sighed irritably, and followed Remy through some bushes.

So they started to search around, looking in trees and behind bushes, inspecting the ground and peering through shadows. Sighing in defeat Rogue lay against a tree, while Remy continued fishing through some bushes.

"At least on Scooby-Doo they find the clues so easily," muttered Rogue darkly, as she angrily waited.

"Hey, I think I found something!" Remy called from behind some bushes. "A lever I think."

Rogue rolled her eyes and started towards him.

"Maybe if I just pull it..."

A creaking sound broke out behind the bushes. Instantly the ground beneath Rogue disappeared, and she plunged into shadows below her.

"Reeeeeeeeeeemmmmy!!!"

Confused and surprised, Remy spun around expecting to find an infuriated Rogue storming toward him. Instead, there was nobody around him.

Rogue was gone.

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A/N: Well I hope that chapter was funny. And I hope I did X23 alright, I just think she might be a little un knowing of some things, since she was locked up and trained for almost all of her life. Send in your comments, so please review!