DISCLAIMER: I don't own the song "It Wasn't Me" and Marvel owns the characters.
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Bobby came in Warren's penthouse door breathing like he had just finished a ten-mile marathon.
"What's going on?" Warren asked his friend. He got up off the couch, leaving two gorgeous models to pout.
"Opal... key... girl... JELL-O!" Bobby stuttered.
"Breathe, man!" Warren said. He led his friend over to an arm chair. Bobby sat down and took a deep breath.
"Remember Teneka?" Bobby asked.
"The girl from the club last Friday?" Warren replied. He sat back down in between the two girls on the couch.
"That's the one," Bobby said. "Well, we kinda hooked up at my place when I knew Opal would be out with friends."
"She must've been a freak to have you acting like this," Warren said.
"She's freaky all right, but Teneka ain't the reason I'm freakin' out," Bobby replied.
Warren's grin faded. "You let Opal catch you, didn't you?" he asked. Bobby nodded solemnly. "What happened?"
"Well, you see, I had Teneka right where I wanted her... naked... in my tub... that was full of JELL-O," Bobby said with a grin on his face. But his smile quickly faded into a frown. "Opal walked in. I barely saw her. I'm just glad she didn't see my face too well. I had that caught-with-my-hand-in-the-cookie-jar look on my face."
"Damn," Warren said. "Why didn't you lock the door?"
"I did," Bobby said. "I forgot that I gave Opal the extra key."
"Well, there's your mistake!" Warren told Bobby. "You either let your women know what's going on, or, at the very least, don't give them a key!"
"Never mind that now," Bobby said. "What do I do to fix it with Opal?"
"Say it wasn't you," Warren said simply. Bobby looked at his younger friend like he had grown another head.
"But she caught me red-handed!"
"Seriously, Bobby. Tell her you were with Hank all day and that you let a friend use your place."
"But would Hank cover for me?" Bobby asked his friend.
"Sure," Warren replied. "He covers for me in case Paige starts asking questions. That way I'm safe to spend quality time with these ladies." He put an arm around each lady.
Bobby shook his head. "Man, forget it. She won't believe that! You're insane!"
"Seriously, it..."
"No, man," Bobby cut him off. "That's too many lies to keep up with. I'm just gonna tell Opal the truth and apologize to her." Bobby got up to leave.
"Are you sure about this, Bobby?" Warren asked his friend as he walked him to the door.
"Yeah, I just hope she will forgive me."
"Good luck, man," Warren said while patting his friend on the back.
"Thanks," Bobby said as he walked out the door. "I'm gonna need it." Warren closed the door behind Bobby and turned to his girls.
"Now, where were we?" he asked, rubbing his hands together.
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So, was it horrible? Did you get a few laughs? I wrote this story right after the Shaggy song "It Wasn't Me" came out. Originally, it was about Joey Fatone and Justin Timberlake, and I posted it under my old name. No one ever reviewed it, so I decided to redo it and post again. This is the ides that came to mind. Hope you enjoyed it!