Written for Arex-kun in my request a drabble post in my LJ.
Huzzah for crack. That's all I have to say.
Warning: SPOILERS FOR EPISODE 40 OF THE ANIME OR CHAPTER 37 OF THE MANGA.
I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist.
"Ed," Hughes paused, squinting until he found a mass of yellow on top of red sitting on what appeared to be his couch. "Have you seen my glasses."
Ed shook his head. Or at least Hughes Hughes assumed he did. The yellow blob moved, at least.
"Can you help me look for them?"
The yellow blob and red thing stood up, and began looking.
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"I'm sorry," they said, snuggling to their partner. "It took forever to get rid of him."
"It's okay, my love," their partner replied. "As long as you are safe."
"Oh, My Prince," they sighed, dreamily. "Why did you wish to see me?"
"I have important information that you need to tell Hughes."
They seemed to nod.
"I couldn't tell you before, because I have always been loyal. But the summer I have spent with you – my beloved – I want to keep you safe."
They swooned – there's no other word for it.
"The Fuhrer – he is a homonculus!"
They gasped. "How do you know this?"
"I'm with him all the time. It's hard not to notice. His tattoo is on his eye!"
They gasped again.
"Please, you must tell Hughes. Warn him!"
"I will, my love!" They scurried our of the room, and rushed down the hall.
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"I found your glasses," Ed said, handing them to Hughes. "They were near the door."
"Thank you, Ed," Hughes said, his glasses feeling strange, as though the frame were bent. "Now I cam go home and see my Elysia-chan!" He grabbed Ed by his coat. "Come, see how much she's grown!"
Ed grudgingly agreed, and followed him out. "We need to tell Al, though."
"Nonsense. He's already at my place!"
When they walked past the Fuhrer, who had just stepped out of his office, a wind Ed couldn't feel pushed the Fuhrer's eyepatch up, revealing a scar, and Hughes' glasses fell off.
Constructive Critisicm more than welcome. Flames will be mocked.