Note: Yes, I'm evil. I've waited to write this chapter until everybody was so curious that they almost killed me (one of my friends threatened to steal my Dead Poets Society-tape if I didn't finish this chapter...). Just kidding, I've not kept all my lovely reviewers waiting on purpose. I've got a little problem called school, which means I've got enough to do at evenings as it is. So, I decided to skip a lesson (Biology) to write this chapter. So I did (I skipped lunch, too, and bought myself a sandwich in the cafeteria). Oh, the things I do for my lovely reviewers... But, stupid me, I forgot the notebook at school, so I wasn't able to write this until I got my notebook back from hell... And then there was no homework for the next day, so I finally was able to finish this chapter... Or so I thought. For then I caught a flu, which kept me in bed for a couple of days.
Many of you people out there have suggested films, but unfortunately I haven't seen any of them, just the Exorcist and Sweet Home Alabama (both gave me nightmares...), and I didn't really feel like tormenting the marauders that much. But thank you so much for helping me!
The film they're going to see was a suggestion from a friend of mine (more or less), so, as promised, Roger, this is for you!
And, I know, James and Sirius sure didn't learn much in Muggle Studies, they were probably playing Parchment Killer...
This is a very silly chapter. Not good at all...

The Sinking Ship

The next evening the Gryffindor fifth-years were gathered in their dormitory, waiting for the arrival of Aurora, who had gone to pick up the film from their Muggle Studies Professor.

'She should be back by now' James said.

'I bet she's walking slowly just to annoy us'

'Of course she isn't' Lily Evans said. 'Robyn, don't be unfair to her. She's probably just outside the door as we speak'

'No, she isn't' Sirius said. 'Nobody can walk those stairs quietly, we would be able to hear her' Just when he said that, the door opened, and a black-haired girl entered.

'How did you do that, Roe?' Remus asked.

'Do what?' Aurora said, pulling out a video-tape from her bag.

'Walk up those stairs without us hearing you' Sirius said.

'My secret' Aurora said, walking over to the television set, and putting the tape in the video-player.

'Wait!' Robyn said.

'What?' Aurora said.

'You're not gonna tell us which film it is?' Robyn said. Aurora turned around.

'You don't know?' she asked with a very sly grin.

'Of course we don't know!' James said. 'You ripped down that note from the note-board, stupid'

'And why did I do that?' Aurora said.

'Don't ask me to tell you how your mind works, Roe' James and Sirius said together.

'Because I wanted it to be a surprise, nutters. It'll all be relieved in time'

'When?' James wanted to know.

'You see this button? When I push it, the film will start'

'Really?' Sirius asked, sounding interested. 'Like magic?'

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'Yeah' Aurora answered, sounding bored. 'Muggle magic. Wizards use wands, muggles use buttons, savvy?' James nodded, although he didn't really understand.

'Right' Aurora continued, 'this film is about three hours long, so if you sleepyheads want to be in bed before midnight we'll better start watching. So, now, the moment we've been waiting for, I will push the button!' Aurora pushed PLAY, and the screen went blue.

'Gee, I've seen this film so many times' Aurora muttered.

'How come?' Remus asked.

'Rezzie's favourite' Rezzie was Aurora's older sister.

Rezzie, or Lucrezia, was supposed to be in last chapter, but I decided that she should make her appearance later

'What's the film about' Remus asked.

'A sinking boat' Aurora replied, as the word TITANIC appeared on the screen. Robyn and Lily made surprised noises.

'Isn't Titanic supposed to be very good?'

'It's a film for weak-minded, brainwashed twelve-year-old girls with a taste for stupid romantic films' was Auroras reply. She had already given up watching.

'Why do you always have such a negative attitude?' Sirius asked.

''I was born that way' Aurora said, lying on her back on the floor with her eyes closed.

'Come on, it might be fun' Lily said.

'Watching Titanic again? Don't think so. Wake me up when they've hit that piece of ice'

But Aurora did not manage to fall asleep, since James and Sirius insisted on that she should translate what Olaf and Sven was saying. So she did, and she laughed very much when they tried to say Håll käften! (shut up!). Then she was left alone maybe a minute, and then she taught them to say another thing in Swedish, Förbannade idiot!, which means (literally translated), damned idiot. But James and Sirius couldn't pronounce that either. They were all silent for a while, and then James said:

'Now that is a cute girl!' Of course, Kate Winslet in the purple hat had appeared on the screen.

'Just wait and see, Jamie. You'll see her topless in about an hour' Aurora said.

'Really?' James and Sirius said together.

'On second thought, no' Aurora said, and every boy in the dormitory looked very disappointed. 'Maybe one and a half hour' Aurora went on. 'Will you two shut up?' she added to Robyn and Lily, who were giggling loudly.

After an hour or so, after a lot of stupid comments about popcorn (only in cinema, James!), and the famous looks of Leonardo DiCaprio (Robyn! He looks like he was about eleven!), the scene they've waited for, at least James and Sirius, was about to begin. Aurora slumbered on the floor, but was woken up by a loud catcall from Sirius.

'I like her dressing-gown, it's cool' she said without opening her eyes.

'I didn't even see it' Sirius said. Aurora opened her eyes, and saw that Lily and Robyn were blushing slightly, and they were giggling at the same time. Sirius and James were whispering, but Aurora caught some things Sirius were whispering:

'...if Lily looks like her without clothes, as well as with, I do understand why you're chasing her, mate!' James didn't respond, he just tried to push Sirius of the bed they were sitting on. Remus and Peter were both watching the film, one looking slightly interested, the other looking nervous. Aurora closed her eyes. Why on earth could their Muggle Studies Professor not pick films which not contained naked women? I'll suggest we see Nalle Puh next, she thought. But she couldn't remember the English name.

neither can I. What is it? Winnie the Pooh? That slow yellow bear in red sweater who eats too much honey? Håning...

'You're so immature!' she said aloud. Nobody answered, they were too interested in watching the film...

'Hey! Shouldn't we wake her up?' James said a while later. There was mayhem on the screen, and Aurora was peacefully sleeping on the floor. 'She told us to wake her up when they hit that iceberg...'

'No James, leave her alone' Remus said. 'She always has trouble falling asleep, let her sleep'

'But she'll miss when the ship sinks! And, this is a homework, she should be present!' Sirius said.

'She is, and if she's seen Titanic before, it doesn't matter if she's awake or not' Remus said.

'You're right about that, now can you please be quiet?' Lily said.

'Yes, Ma'am!' Sirius said. 'That water looks really cold'

'Don't worry, it's probably fake' Robyn said.

'How can you be so sure?' James wanted to know.

'It's a film! Nothing's real on film' Robyn said.

'So you mean that, hem hem, that wasn't real either?'

'Of course not! Would you like to go to bed with somebody you hardly knew?'

'If she's as hot as her' Sirius said, nodding towards the screen, 'I wouldn't mind'

Robyn didn't bother do reply. She knew it was hopeless.

To everybody's, hem hem, surprise, the Titanic did really sink.

'So, what do you think?' Aurora said.

'I thought you were asleep' James said.

'I was. What did you think of this film?'

'It was very good' Lily said.

'And very romantic' Robyn added. 'How can you say it's bad?'

'I thought it was rather silly. A very pointless story' Remus said.

'Remus, you're the only one in here who've got a brain' Aurora said, smiling.

'Hey, what about me?' Sirius said. Aurora didn't bother to answer. Instead she said:

'So, now we've seen two films, one stupid, one more stupid. I wonder what we will see next...'

I know, this chapter stinks. End stinks. This chapter is so bad that I should press Delete. I hate this chapter. I'll rewrite it someday. Until then, try not to judge me to hard, I can do better than this. I think. And I hope so...