Written for Kiki-chan78 in my request a drabble post in my livejournal.
I'm sorry for changing the dialog a little.
I don't own Petshop of Horrors. Don't own Yami no Matsuei, either.
This is my first time writing in either of said fandoms, and only about my third crossover, so if you have any remarks about characterization or anything else, please tell me.
Count D was ecstatic as he made his tea and fixed up the room for his 'guest' a little more.
"Is everything to your liking?" he asked, pushing open the door and laying down the tea and cookies.
"Yes, everything is absolutely splendid," he said pleasantly, picking up a cooking and taking a sip of his tea.
"Your name is," D snapped his fingers a few times, and Q-chan made a noise.
"I would've remembered on my own," D pouted. "Watari, right?"
Watari chuckled and nodded. "Yes. Why are you being so kind to me?'
"I've never had a shinigami before," D said, looking pleased with himself.
Watari looked at him, confused. "Excuse me?"
D smiled. "I forgot to tell you. I run a pet shop. It was my grandfathers, originally. We sell strange and exotic pets."
Watari stared a little longer, the pieces in his mind clicking together quickly.
"You can't keep me here," Watari said. "I am not one of your pets." He motioned to his bat. "We're leaving."
He got up and headed to the door.
"Q-chan! Quick!" D shouted, and his creature flew past Watari and closed the door.
"Please, just stay a little longer!" D begged. "I'll give you everything you want. I'll get you some cake. Cookies? Brownies? Cinnamon buns?"
Watari was not amused. "I'm not Tsuzuki. You can't keep me here with sweets alone."
"Then what do you want?"
Watari looked at the ground. "Nothing you can give me."
D embraced him from behind. "Please?"
"I'm sorry," Watari said, and disappeared.
"Can you at least send me this Tsuzuki guy then?!" D cried out on the off chance Watari could hear him.
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