Scumbag College, sunday, 6.30 AM...
"Good mooooooooooooooooorning roomies!" Rich said, entering the small kitchen of the
student-home. He stretched himself and smiled happily, "Does anyone know what day it is?"
"Sunday?" Keith replied, stuffing his mouth with cornflakes.
"Too, but also...?"
"The London-trip, yeahyeah big deal." Nick said. He watched as Nigella put on some lipstick
while walking past the three men, "How the hell can you put on that stuff while not having a
mirror with you, and actually not mess it up?"
"Easy." she replied, "I am a woman...we can do at least two things at the same time."
"You are saying..." Keith asked, sticking out his hand to give his question more strength.
"That women are more evolved than men."
"Oh yeah, haha, so that's why women can fake orgasms!"
"Women can fake orgasms, men intire relationships."
"Then who is more evolved, then?"
"I do not feel like giving a comment on that."
Keith smiled, and ate some more cornflakes, pointing his spoon to Nigella.
Rich walked around looking very exited.
"We are going to see the London Dugeon today, and the Eye Of London, and..."
Before he could finish his scentance, Keith had already hit him in the head with his empty
bowl.
"We all know what we are going to visit, you little piece of crap."
"At what time do we have to get to the busses?" Nick asked.
"Uhm...6.45...and they'll leave at 7."
"What time is it, now?"
"6...45?! C'mon guys we have to hurry!" Rich yelled hysterically while flapping his arms in
the air.
"I'm done, I am just waiting for you guys to finish breakfast." Keith replied.
"We have to walk about ten minutes to the parking lot..."
"Well if you keep flapping your arms like that, and with a little bit of help coming from me,
you'll be flying off to the parking lot."
**
"WAIT! WAIT UP FOR US!"
The double-decker stopped just in time, when Rich crossed the road. Some of the students
laughed, while others were cursing.
"Hey Keith, got your girlfriends with ya?" a young rocker asked the punker.
"At least I can get some..." Keith mumbled, pushing Rich forward to the back of the bus
while the others followed them.
"Excuse me." a teacher said, holding Keith's arm tightly, "Names, please, and
student-home-number."
Keith sighed, "Keith Bastart, home 13."
"...Sir..."
"Yes?"
"No, not you...when you say something to a teacher, you should end it with 'sir'."
"Whatever...sir."
"Now, you?" the teacher asked to Rich.
"RICH, HOME NUMBER 13 SIR!"
"Last name?"
"Don't have one, sir."
"Yeap, you're on the list. Next!"
Nigella looked at Rich, "You don't have a last name?"
"Donthaveone...that's my last name."
"..."
"Nick Thecoolguy, also home 13, sir."
"And you are..."
"Nigella Pye, home 13, sir."
"You're not on the list. If you would step out of the bus, please."
"What?! I am one of the students!"
"Can you prove it?"
"I...I...I..."
"Actually..." Keith interrupted, "The name is Nigel Pye..."
"Oh, yes, that name is on the list. Sorry, Nigel, I thought you were a girl."
"But I am a..."
"Shut up, Nigel.." Keith whispered and guided her to her seat. She sat down with her arms
crossed.
"I know I don't have a lot, but to think I'm a guy..."
"You have just enough."
"What did you say?"
Keith's face reddened, "Nevermind."
The driver stood up, holding a microphone.
"Yoooooooooo all the people in the bus happy?"
"YEAH!" Rich yelled, holding his fist up in the air.
*crickets chirping in the background*
"Never mind."
He put down his arm and looked down.
"Anyway, da numba one place we are goin' to break dooooooooooown is tha London Eye, Ai't?"
"Sir, are you drunk by any chance?" one of the students asked.
"No fella...I don't drink and drive!"
"Phew.."
"...I smoke and flyyyyyyyyy!"
They all looked worried and started mumbling.
"Okay, okay...heheh...he's just joking! This man is going to drive you around safely..." the
teacher said.
"Heehee...RIGHT!"
The bus started driving again, to the oversized ferris wheel named either London Eye or
Millenium Wheel...
***
"Good mooooooooooooooooorning roomies!" Rich said, entering the small kitchen of the
student-home. He stretched himself and smiled happily, "Does anyone know what day it is?"
"Sunday?" Keith replied, stuffing his mouth with cornflakes.
"Too, but also...?"
"The London-trip, yeahyeah big deal." Nick said. He watched as Nigella put on some lipstick
while walking past the three men, "How the hell can you put on that stuff while not having a
mirror with you, and actually not mess it up?"
"Easy." she replied, "I am a woman...we can do at least two things at the same time."
"You are saying..." Keith asked, sticking out his hand to give his question more strength.
"That women are more evolved than men."
"Oh yeah, haha, so that's why women can fake orgasms!"
"Women can fake orgasms, men intire relationships."
"Then who is more evolved, then?"
"I do not feel like giving a comment on that."
Keith smiled, and ate some more cornflakes, pointing his spoon to Nigella.
Rich walked around looking very exited.
"We are going to see the London Dugeon today, and the Eye Of London, and..."
Before he could finish his scentance, Keith had already hit him in the head with his empty
bowl.
"We all know what we are going to visit, you little piece of crap."
"At what time do we have to get to the busses?" Nick asked.
"Uhm...6.45...and they'll leave at 7."
"What time is it, now?"
"6...45?! C'mon guys we have to hurry!" Rich yelled hysterically while flapping his arms in
the air.
"I'm done, I am just waiting for you guys to finish breakfast." Keith replied.
"We have to walk about ten minutes to the parking lot..."
"Well if you keep flapping your arms like that, and with a little bit of help coming from me,
you'll be flying off to the parking lot."
**
"WAIT! WAIT UP FOR US!"
The double-decker stopped just in time, when Rich crossed the road. Some of the students
laughed, while others were cursing.
"Hey Keith, got your girlfriends with ya?" a young rocker asked the punker.
"At least I can get some..." Keith mumbled, pushing Rich forward to the back of the bus
while the others followed them.
"Excuse me." a teacher said, holding Keith's arm tightly, "Names, please, and
student-home-number."
Keith sighed, "Keith Bastart, home 13."
"...Sir..."
"Yes?"
"No, not you...when you say something to a teacher, you should end it with 'sir'."
"Whatever...sir."
"Now, you?" the teacher asked to Rich.
"RICH, HOME NUMBER 13 SIR!"
"Last name?"
"Don't have one, sir."
"Yeap, you're on the list. Next!"
Nigella looked at Rich, "You don't have a last name?"
"Donthaveone...that's my last name."
"..."
"Nick Thecoolguy, also home 13, sir."
"And you are..."
"Nigella Pye, home 13, sir."
"You're not on the list. If you would step out of the bus, please."
"What?! I am one of the students!"
"Can you prove it?"
"I...I...I..."
"Actually..." Keith interrupted, "The name is Nigel Pye..."
"Oh, yes, that name is on the list. Sorry, Nigel, I thought you were a girl."
"But I am a..."
"Shut up, Nigel.." Keith whispered and guided her to her seat. She sat down with her arms
crossed.
"I know I don't have a lot, but to think I'm a guy..."
"You have just enough."
"What did you say?"
Keith's face reddened, "Nevermind."
The driver stood up, holding a microphone.
"Yoooooooooo all the people in the bus happy?"
"YEAH!" Rich yelled, holding his fist up in the air.
*crickets chirping in the background*
"Never mind."
He put down his arm and looked down.
"Anyway, da numba one place we are goin' to break dooooooooooown is tha London Eye, Ai't?"
"Sir, are you drunk by any chance?" one of the students asked.
"No fella...I don't drink and drive!"
"Phew.."
"...I smoke and flyyyyyyyyy!"
They all looked worried and started mumbling.
"Okay, okay...heheh...he's just joking! This man is going to drive you around safely..." the
teacher said.
"Heehee...RIGHT!"
The bus started driving again, to the oversized ferris wheel named either London Eye or
Millenium Wheel...
***