Disclaimer: If I owned these characters, do you really think that I would be posting this on a Fan Fiction website? No! I'd be getting it published,
and making much money! So, to answer the question you never asked, I
DON'T OWN ANYTHING!
Note: This play contains many excerpts from various other works such as: Finding Nemo, Lemony Snicket's The Series of Unfortunate Events, and SpongeBob SquarePants. And some of the words, like "Winklehoven" and some other phrases that you have never heard before are from my friend Beq (aka Rosemary Parkinsons)and I. It is mainly, though, about LotR, thus why I have classified it as a LotR fan-fic! Just wanted to clear that up! Comment sont, let's begin!]
Scene I
In some room in somewhere Note: The story starts in the scene from the second movie when Aragorn is lying in that room on that freakish bed with Arwen standing over him saying
the following:
Arwen- Go to sleep.
Aragorn- I am asleep.
Note: About right here is where I stop abiding by the movie and start
making up my own version!
Arwen- No your not!
Aragorn- Am too!
Arwen- Are not!
Aragorn- Am too!
Arwen- You know, maybe I should take the ship into the Greyhavens! This
world is too overpopulated with mortals who don't know the difference
between sleep and...awakenness!
Aragorn (confusedly)- That's not a word!
Arwen (defensively)- Well if you can be yelling while your allegedly
sleeping, then I can say "awakenness"!
(Enter Elrond)
Elrond- What is it daughter, why are you yelling?
Arwen- Oh, Daddy! When are the next ships leaving for the undying Lands?
Elrond (excitedly)- Then you have made your decision? You will leave this foolish mortal to fulfill your destiny that was selfishly set by me for my own personal enjoyment in watching you torn from the love of your life just
because I SAID SO! I mean, ahem...tomorrow night...
Aragorn- But you can't leave! We're supposed to spend the rest of our lives together, happily residing in Gondor to rule our faithful subjects!
Elrond- Aragorn, she has made her choice (and a good one too, I might add,
darling!) and you shall not stop her! No one will! No one!
(Evil laughter)
Aragorn & Arwen- Exchange looks
and making much money! So, to answer the question you never asked, I
DON'T OWN ANYTHING!
Note: This play contains many excerpts from various other works such as: Finding Nemo, Lemony Snicket's The Series of Unfortunate Events, and SpongeBob SquarePants. And some of the words, like "Winklehoven" and some other phrases that you have never heard before are from my friend Beq (aka Rosemary Parkinsons)and I. It is mainly, though, about LotR, thus why I have classified it as a LotR fan-fic! Just wanted to clear that up! Comment sont, let's begin!]
Scene I
In some room in somewhere Note: The story starts in the scene from the second movie when Aragorn is lying in that room on that freakish bed with Arwen standing over him saying
the following:
Arwen- Go to sleep.
Aragorn- I am asleep.
Note: About right here is where I stop abiding by the movie and start
making up my own version!
Arwen- No your not!
Aragorn- Am too!
Arwen- Are not!
Aragorn- Am too!
Arwen- You know, maybe I should take the ship into the Greyhavens! This
world is too overpopulated with mortals who don't know the difference
between sleep and...awakenness!
Aragorn (confusedly)- That's not a word!
Arwen (defensively)- Well if you can be yelling while your allegedly
sleeping, then I can say "awakenness"!
(Enter Elrond)
Elrond- What is it daughter, why are you yelling?
Arwen- Oh, Daddy! When are the next ships leaving for the undying Lands?
Elrond (excitedly)- Then you have made your decision? You will leave this foolish mortal to fulfill your destiny that was selfishly set by me for my own personal enjoyment in watching you torn from the love of your life just
because I SAID SO! I mean, ahem...tomorrow night...
Aragorn- But you can't leave! We're supposed to spend the rest of our lives together, happily residing in Gondor to rule our faithful subjects!
Elrond- Aragorn, she has made her choice (and a good one too, I might add,
darling!) and you shall not stop her! No one will! No one!
(Evil laughter)
Aragorn & Arwen- Exchange looks