A/N: Yes, the last chapter was repulsively short, so I have decided to fromnow on put 2 scenes in every chapter. Oh, and THANK YOU to all you people who have been reviewing! Ciao!
Scene III
Riding along a scenic country road
Aragorn- Yeah, I seem to be spending a lot of time there. It's like, every
time I wake up, I'm in Gondor!
Arwen- Really? How strange!
(Éowyn rides up)
Aragorn (excitedly)- Hi Éowyn!
(Arwen scowls murderously)
Éowyn (smiling flirtatiously)- Hello, Master Aragorn!
Aragorn- Hey, Arwen! Why don't we get married in Edoras instead? That's
such a jolly place!
Arwen (through clenched teeth)- Um, Aragorn, why don't you go get some
water from that well over there?
Aragorn- A well! How convenient!
(Runs off to his conveniently located well)
(Arwen pulls Éowyn off her horse, and pushes her against a tree by her
neck)
Arwen- Listen, pony girl! Don't you even think about it! He is so mine! As a matter of fact, we are going to Gondor right now, to get married! Got
it?
Éowyn- Squeak! Nod!
(Aragorn returns)
Aragorn- That well was so convenient! It just...
(Looks between Arwen and Éowyn)
Aragorn- Uh...Winklehoven?
Arwen (snappishly)- Did you get the water?
(Aragorn hands her a bucket of water)
(She dumps it on Éowyn's head)
Éowyn- Squeak!
(Jumps on horse and rides away)
Aragorn (pouting)- Hey! Does this mean I have to get more? (Arwen glares the glare of a person ready to throw a heavy bucket that once
contained water at her soon-to-be-husband)
Aragorn- Uh oh. Am I in trouble?
Scene IV
Approaching Gondor
Aragorn- Can I have a snack now?
Arwen- No!
Aragorn- Just a little one?
Arwen- No!
Aragorn- pretty please with sugar on top?
Arwen- No!
Aragorn (distracted from his desperate hunger, and now pointing over yonder
hills)- Oh look! Gondor!
Arwen (irritably)- Yay.
(Enter Éomer)
Éomer- Greetings King Aragorn!
(They enter the gates of the city)
Éomer- All hail the King of Gondor!
(Cheering people)
Éomer- I said all hail the King! Not welcome him cheerily!
(Murmurs throughout the crowd, as the people kneel)
Arwen (suddenly happier)- Ooh! I suppose there will be a feast! With
pork! Mmmm...pork.
Aragorn- I made a special request for pork...I think. No! Wait! Yes! Wait!
Arwen (pushing through the crowd)- get me in there and let me at that pork!
Mmmm...pork.