A/N~ I know, I know, IM SOOOOOOOO SORRRRYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know IT's been like WEEKs since I last updated and I feel really bad! You have no IDEA how much work I was bogged down with! But here it is FINALLY!!! *Phew* That took a while! Lol And I'm not sure when I'll get up another chapter, It might take a while seeing as we have 32 viruses that We're going to try to get rid of!

Well, you knoe the drill, read and review PLZ!

*Many THNX to Salienne de Lioncourt for editing my many grammar mistakes!*

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Chapter 10~Meeting Johnny

The days passed slowly in the Penney household, these two weeks were agonizing for Megan, who waited impatiently until she would be flown to California to meet Johnny Depp. She and Jack had not mentioned the near encounter with each other; they acted as if it just didn't happen.

Together they spent the two weeks brainstorming ideas for questions to ask upon meeting the famous actor, although it wasn't easy, considering Jack couldn't get over the striking resemblance between himself and Johnny. Megan didn't notice it very much, as she was swept up in her own dream world, fantasizing about what was going to happen.

One day while she was daydreaming, Jack watched the Muppets Treasure Island movie that Megan nicked from Amy's room. His favourite part was when roll call took place aboard the ship, and Mr. Bimbo living inside Fozzy's finger. One particular burst of laughter from the rogue pirate managed to both snap Megan out of her dream world and scare her badly.

On the day that Megan would be flying to the opposite coast of the country, the house was in total chaos. Meredith kept on asking her daughter if she had her tickets, passport, and money, over and over again, Amy and her friend were running through the house having a water fight with each other (which didn't help the matter AT ALL), and Megan had an overly large case of the jitters.

Jack begged Megan to let him go with her, and not being able to resist his puppy dog face, she gave in, but warned him that if there weren't a free seat near her, he would just have to stay in the luggage compartment. He shrugged it off as nothing out of the ordinary. Thankfully, when the two boarded the plane, there was a seat free right next to Megan.

Jack had lots of fun looking out of the window, watching the buildings become tiny specks below them. He got some sort of high from being up in the air, much like when he was steering the Pearl towards the open sea. Eventually he fell asleep half way through the trip and Megan read a book.

The hotel they stayed in was amazing. They had a master suite on the 8th floor with it's own personal bar and 56" wide-screen television (much to Jack's delight). The bedroom was breath taking. The walls were polished maple so clean they glistened, the carpet on the floor felt like a kittens fur, and the king size bed was the squishiest, softest bed Megan had ever seen before in her life. She was in heaven! And for the next week she would be hanging out with Johnny Depp, and was hoping that he wouldn't think of her as a pest.

As she was lying down on the bed, staring at the cream coloured ceiling, Megan failed to notice Jack slip out to the kitchen and root around in the fridge. He swayed back into the room with two coolers in his hands.

"'Ere's to a wonderful vacation, luv!" he said holding out one of the bottles towards her.

"No, Jack. Not tonight. I want to be hangover free for tomorrow." She answered, refusing the alcohol. Jack's look of horror and shock almost made her burst out laughing, but she managed to hold it in. After staring for about a minute, Jack shrugged and opened his own bottle to enjoy.

"Jack?" she absentmindedly asked, staring into space yet again.

"Mmmm?" he answered, quirking his eyebrows to answer, as he had his mouth full with a piece of apple that apparently had hidden in his pocket.

"I'm so nervous about tomorrow. I'm afraid that I'm going to make a total fool of myself. Like I'm just going to see him and totally freeze and then what will he think of me? I'm going to act like a total dork!" she sighed, but with a hint of a grin on her lips.

"Listen lass, if this Johnny fellow is anythin' like me-god knows we look enough alike-he won' think you're a dork, savvy? He'll think anythin' BUT that, alright? Just calm down and everythin' will go smoothly." With that little lecture and the smirk on Jack's face, Megan couldn't help but laugh.

"Thanks, Jack. You always make things seem less complicated."

"Well tha's me job ain't it? You hafta remember, I have a crew of men who may 'ave half o' their brain cells left, so I kinda gotta make things seem simple."

Jack made wise cracks like that for the rest of the night, keeping Megan relaxed for the following day when she got to meet her favourite actor in the world.

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Megan woke up very early the next morning and started planning out her day. She saw on a memo left on the table that she would be meeting Johnny at 4:15pm, and had to be at the restaurant at 4:15. She groaned for she didn't know what she was going to do until then.

Megan took a shower and ordered pancakes and bacon from room service for her and Jack. By the time the food arrived, Jack was stirring in his sleep. Megan strode into the room and threw back the curtains. She took the opportunity to have a bit of fun in the silent room.

"GOOD MORNING JACK!!!" she yelled right in his ear. She was filled with glee at his startled reaction.

"Wazz goin on?!" he mumbled, rather alarmed.

"Oh, nothing," she said in a sing-song voice, "this is just the best day of my life! Come on, get up. Food's on the table, let's go!" she sung as she ripped the covers off of the dazed man.

Megan was quite surprised to fine that Jack was sleeping with no shirt on. He seemed to take no notice in her staring at his well defined chest. Wow... she thought. Except for two bullet scars above his heart, he was perfect.

Turning a brilliant shade of red, Megan muttered "Ummm...I'llbeoutinthediningroomJackseeyouthere!" and she rushed out of the room.

Reaching the dining table where the pancakes were situated, Megan plopped down in a chair. For some reason seeing Jack topless made Megan quite embarrassed. She breathed deeply for a few minutes, trying to burn the picture of the man topless into her mind. Still in her little dream world, Megan didn't notice Jack walk into the kitchen.

"Mmmmm, these smell good. God, I dun' know when the last time I had flapjacks (A/N~No pun intended honest) was!" he said, plopping down in his seat. "Well, darlin', I reckon we got a bit o' time until you meet Johnny- boy, so what do we do in the meantime?" he mumbled as he started stuffing his face with food.

Megan giggled at the sight. "Um, well first we're going to go shopping, maybe buy you some different clothes, and of course get souviners for everyone back home, and I'm going to get a brand new outfit that I can wear all summer! And then, we're going to the restaurant to meet Johnny!!" she squealed with the last sentence.

Jack snickered as Megan went on about meeting this Johnny guy. In his mind he kind of seemed like an arrogant freak but he didn't know the guy, so he couldn't judge him. Hmm, oh well, He thought and blew it off. Jack refocused his attention on eating his pancakes.

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Shopping was quite an adventure for Jack Sparrow. He was fascinated by the clothes Megan got him to try on. They looked really uncomfortable but were the opposite of that. Finally, he settled for a pair of khaki shorts and a black t-shirt.

He was also quite amused when it was Megan's turn to look for a new outfit. She took in what looked like tons of clothing and every one she tried on she came out and asked him what he thought. He'd say something like "she looked nice," or "it was awesome," but every time she'd change her mind and would rush back into the stall and change again.

Finally it was time to leave for the restaurant. Megan was literally talking gibberish. She would say the funniest things totally at random, much to the amusement of Jack. She kept on asking him if she looked ok, and if her hair was good, and, quite frankly, it got kind of annoying.

When they reached the door, Megan stopped mid-step, causing an unsuspecting Jack to run into her from behind.

"Oof! God woman, what're ye tryin' to do? Ye don't jus' stop in the middle of walkin', especially when there's people behind you!" He said.

"Oh my god, Jack" Obviously taking no notice of what he just said Megan spoke quietly, "I can't believe I'm actually doing this. What If I'm gonna screw up? And make him think I'm the biggest dork in the world! I'm so nervous."

"Dun' worry, darlin', you'll do fine!" And with that he pushed the shaking girl inside the building.

Megan let out a small gasp as she entered the air-conditioned restaurant. She walked over to the waiting area, and sat there in a weird trance. As a trim waiter came over to her, Jack quietly took her hand and squeezed it as a sign of good luck. She looked at him and grinned faintly as the waiter talked to her.

"Your name, miss?" he inquired politely.

She looked up at him and smiled, "Megan Penney."

"And do you have reservations this afternoon?" He asked, checking his list.

"Yes, with Mr. Johnny Depp." She sounded a lot more confident than she felt.

He looked at her with curiosity in his eyes, and than answered, "Ah, yes. Right this way, if you please." As he and Megan started to walk away, Megan motioned for Jack to come with her.

As she rounded the corner, Megan thought she was dreaming, as a man with dark brown eyes, and equally chocolate hair came into view. She seemed to be walking in slow motion, as Johnny looked up, took off his glasses, and smiled. Her breath caught in her throat. She wanted to scream, but knew this wasn't the place or time. Mr. Depp stood up as she neared him, still smiling. She felt as if she had had a botox injection, she was grinning so broadly. She forgot all about the waiter and Jack, all she saw was her favourite actor of all time, here, at this restaurant, waiting, just for her. The waiter led her right up to him and then exited politely, promising to be back to order their drinks.

Megan felt vulnerable, trapped between two men that looked like twins. Her knees started to wobble, but she managed to hold her ground. Johnny continued smiling, like he did this everyday. Finally managing to come back to her senses, Megan said quite calmly,

"Hey, I'm Megan Penney."

"Well, hello, Megan. As you know, I'm Johnny Depp. Nice to meet you." He stuck out his hand and Megan shook it. His hands were really warm and soft.

"Nice to meet you too." She was amazed at how calm and collected she was sounding.

"Are you going to introduce your friend here?" He inquired, motioning over Megan's shoulder as Jack, who was looking around the restaurant.

Not connecting that Johnny could actually see Jack, Megan looked over her shoulder and said. "This is my friend Jack Spa-"Her dreamy look turned to a confused one, "Hey, you can see him?"

At the sound of his name, Jack looked in the direction it was coming from. Johnny was staring right at him, and both of the men did a double take. It was as though they were both looking into a mirror. Ok, I knew we looked alike, but this is scay! Jack thought inside his head with his British accent. Oh my god! Johnny inwardly said.

Megan was standing in between the two, still confused as to how Johnny could see Jack. This was no way to spend the most important day of her life, she decided, and interrupted the men's shock.

"Ummm...guys? Are you two just going to stare at each other all day?" she said with a tiny giggle.

Johnny was the first to snap out of his trance, "What? Oh, no. I'm sorry, it's just he looks kind of like me, and it's scary..."

"Yes, luv. Sorry 'bout that." Jack smiled, gliding over beside her, dragging her towards the table. "I knew you said tha' me n Johnny looked the same, but this is ridiculous!" Jack muttered so only Megan could hear as he plopped himself down in the booth.

Johnny was still staring at Jack in awe.

"Ummm, as I was saying, this is my friend Jack Sparr-"Jack gave her a look but she didn't take notice of it, "-rrow.. Jack-Johnny, Johnny-Jack."

Johnny held out his hand out of politeness. Jack looked at it for a moment, remembering when the Commodore wanted to shake his hand, but quickly decided that this man meant no harm. He took the actors hand and shook it.

Johnny started to talk to the two and learn about them. He found out that Megan knew all his movies he had done, and he was realy impressed when she listed them off in order too. She asked him a few questions about his career and advice on how to become an actor, quite good questions actually.

It was a bit odd when the waiter named Timothy tried to take their orders for food. He was about to walk away when Johnny almost asked him why he didn't take Jack's order. Megan quickly covered by also asking for what Jack wanted. Johnny gave her a weird look, but afterward forgot about it.

When the trio finished the meal, Megan still had the jitters, but was happy all the same. Johnny offered to get the rest of Megan's meal put in a doggy bag, and she happily accepted. He walked them to the door, and then said that he had to go take his daughter to a play in a bit.

"Well, I must be going. My daughter really can't wait to see the play!" Johnny said, checking his watch outside in the mid-afternoon sun.

"Hahaha, alright, I won't keep her waiting!" Megan said with a grin.

He made the gesture for her to give him a hug, and she replied with one excitedly. Megan stood there watching Johnny say goodbye to Jack, and then start to walk to his car. She sighed, dreamily watching him walk away, clutching her leftover food. Suddenly, Johnny turned around and asked, "Hey, are you still going to be here on Thursday?"

Megan looked surprised and replied, "Yeah, I'm here all week."

"Great, maybe we could go to Disneyland for a day. Meet me at that tourist shop with the giant elephant in the window on Thursday at 11:30 AM!"

"Yeah, sure. Okay!" She smiled cheerfully at Johnny, who replied with a grin and then left.

Megan sighed yet again and Jack waved his hand in front of her face, trying to get her to snap out of her dream world.

"Huh? Ohhh." She said, her eyes focusing on him. "Oh my god Jack, this is the greatest!" And with that she flung her arms around him and hugged him tightly.

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Didja like it? Huh? Huh? Huh? Didja? Didja? Didja? Lol! :P Well, as I said up top I'm not sure when I'm going to get the next chapter up, but I'll try ASAP alright?

Oh and BTW~ after this is where the story gets mildly interesting :P hehe Oh! And lookie at what my little mind managed to create! ^ . ^

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Leggylover4ever~Haha Thanks for the review! Yeah well..heres where you get to determine if it was funny or not :P I sorta hurried on this chap tho since I haven't gotten one out in a REALLY long time lol! Don't worry....they WILL kiss...just not telling you when:P

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Heather~lol the reason the sister didn't notice the plats is cuz megan was blocking the way of her being able to see and she left befor e Megan stood up so yeah...but oh well..as long as you liked it ^^

Salienne de Lioncourt~ lol the format isn't messed anymore! And HOPEFULLY, this chap will be fine too lol! Thnx for doin this again! Lol

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